and ran away to be a show girl at a casino
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and ran away to be a show girl at a casino
When chatting to Ian one morning
he started his usual flirting
but as he zipped up his fly
and let out a cry
it wasn't his feelings a hurting
There was a young lady named Stacey
Second name Tracy
She turned round to Shaz . . .
who had a thing for gaz
but sadly he was in bed with Daisy
While full of vim, vigour and lust...
I gave m'lady a mighty thrust
she said "with the strain..."
stop, i'm in pain
...First let me get out of this truss." :(
hello, my name is roger
There was a man from benducket.
Whose K**b was so big he could suck it.
He said with a grin.
Wiping spunk from his chin.
If that was a c**t I could F**k it
Da daaaaa...
Well if we're going to post our own instead of doing the next line....
A boy who was top of his class,
had balls made of out brass.
In stormy weather,
they banged together
and lightning shot out of his arse!
One line at a time
*gary rubs his wrist after the slap from mendhak*
:p
There was a young doctor from Poole
Who was sadly a bit of a tool...
Who had a problem controlling his drool
He lapped up his spit
But it tasted like shit. . .
He had his head near his arse the fool!
You know, the limerick can be a beautiful tool
for self-expresion and help other see things in a
new and wonderful way.. but you people only seem
concerned with the vulgar dirty limerick....
thank god.
AHEM
There once was a dog named Cricket.
Who could lick his own middle-wicket.
he was doing it one day
When it wasted away
and now he's ***** who can't flick it
On the shelf sat a bottle of booze.
and I said to myself "I can't lose"!
Then along came another...
and everyone's brother
having been on a romantic cruise. :eek: :confused:
There was a young man named cafeenman
Apparently possessed by a demon
his head spun around