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ghostryder's chi is so high, the bullets bounce off his skin
he launches a flying attack at filburt and launches a flurry of punches
filb stands there and laughed "ha!! u didnt touch me!!"
just then, his head blows up!! :D (anyone seen fist of the north star"??)
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hey dude
you need to wear 7agal :)
take that ninja shiat off
you need that as well as suspicious look :)
terrorist-r-us
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7agal??
huh??
and besides, im the iron monkey!! :D
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You're definitley some kind of monkey!;) At least you're usually up to some monkey business!:D
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a monkey?? what are u implying katie ;) u can stripsearch me if u want, u will find im all man!! lol ;)
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What about your tail??? How do you account for that?!?!?!:eek:
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oh katie, thats not a tail, thats my......
;) :eek: ;)
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:eek: That's the biggest belly button I've ever seen then.....quite the outie!:p
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So do you have an innie or an outie Ian???
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in one perspective, I'n definatley an innie, but in another perspective, I'm most definatley and outie ;)
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belly button?? nah, come on katie, YOU of all people must know what that is.... ;)
hey ian, whats up man??
*SHAOLIN WONDER PALM*
ian stumbles to the ground with a red hand print on his chest
that blood is poisined ian, u must bleed it, or you will die!!
:D
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http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901
*Katie administers the healing smooch and all is well*
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how your day going tehn Katie ?
the mindless zombie classes working ? ;)
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well ill be a wet mackeral, u round a cure, thats a pretty damn good smooch u got there, im sure it could wake a sleeping redwood ;)
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sometimes theres a moment as you awaking you become aware of the real world around you, but youre still dreaming, you may think you can fly but you'd better not try.
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yeah, i get that after i do acid :D
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you know the feeling ;)
well have to go sleep early, or i'll kill myself friday mornig
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**** an acid tab
i strap the whole sheet to my forehead
wait until it absorbed in
then fell to the floor dead
no more said
case closed
end of discussion
im blowin up like spontaneous human combustion
leavin you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumers
cross the bombers
im blowin up your house
killin your parents
and comin back to get yo foster mama's
and im as good as keepin a promise as nostradamus
coz i aint making no more threats
im doin drive-bys in tinted corvettes
like vietnam war vets
im more or less sick in the head
maybe more
coz i smoke crack today
yesterday
and the day before
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im assumin it was on the network??
was it any good??
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It is on the network, but I went to the cinema to see it.
It started off quite well, but then it got to the end and went really tacky
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yeah i heard that
so what is the big surprise at the end?? does he become a real boy?? lol
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Nope, it's worse than that
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lol, so what happens then??
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Well, he finds the blue fairy (don't ask!) and asks it if he can become a real boy. 2000 years later the world is frozen, he defrosts (cos he was frozen too) and there's loads of aliens around the planet, instead of humans. The aliens bring his mom back, so that he can spend one last day with his mom (who rejected him 2000 years earlier) Told you it was stupid
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oh wow, what an anazing emotional pile of monkey crap!!
thanks for the warning pix :)
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so howz wales goin??
is java easy 2 learn?? im gonna start learnin it in january
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Wales is alright
Java isn't too bad, haven't done that much though
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okee dokee, how r u findin uni life??
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Uni life is great :)
You enjoying uni?
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yeah its all good :D
how do u reckon that imposter got my username?? i mean, with that fake filburt, the "i" is sumthin else, but with me, the name is the same, how odd
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I've no idea, it is weird though cos they look exactly the same. You must be flattered that people want to be you :D
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yeah, im so cool, everyone wants 2 be like me!! :rolleyes:
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Yeah, but there can only be one proper Ghost Ryder
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Have a busy day tomorrow, so I'm off now. Bye!
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damn straight!! im the one and only ghostryder :D
aight then, i only got one lecture 2moro at 9, then im done :p
cya l8r pix!!
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U are all so crazy so i love you all >-----------<
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Thanks, I have to go on a lecture, RCL
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Mornign m8
Absolutely ****-faced last night. Got caught skinning-up in some ****ty irish bar in Picadilly...
Urrrrggggg :(
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nice :(
I should be going out and getting ****-faced tonight, a friend of mine is on leave for the weekend from the army.
*HIC* ;)
did you just get chucked out of the pub m8 ?
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No, surprisingly.
I'm in the cubicle, and he knocks the door. I've finished rolling the joint, and I flush (instinctivly, from my "naughty" drug days:o). I walk out, and he says "What where you doing in there?"
Me: "I'm doing what your supposed to do in there"
Him: "What's that then?"
Me. "Do you want me to spell it out?" (I've had a few Vodkas, so I'm a wee bit cocky)
Him: "Well I didn't hear you **** or piss"
Me looks at him funny
Him: "What where you doing in there"
Me: "Rolling a joint. So, are you goin to chuck me out"
Him: "No, you told the truth, and that is the honoutable thing to do"
Me: "Are you jesus4u?"
:D
No seriously, he patronised me, and let me stay. But as for having a job where you hold a glass to a cubile to listen to people defecate, well he was perfect for the job. I have to say I really admired a poo-analyst dictating his moral code to me :rolleyes:
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at the hastings carnival a couple of month's ago, was walking along the sea front with a great big spliff, turn round to chat to a mate only to see the two policemen filming the entire area :D
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It's getting so they don't care now though. I used to score pot of a copper in Liverpool when I was at Uni - mind you, he took a lot of other stuff too...
Hows your job hunting going?
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Starting it tommorow morning. Got about 50 "pimp's" email addresses and I'm going to send them a bulk mail with me CV etc... and take it from there :) also keeping an eye on a few site's to see if anything pops up that takes my fancy :)
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Gaf, Clear out you PM's you crazy fool :p
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Like that guy form the A-team?
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I think you'll find the character is Murdoch
I'm just a "Mr T" wannabe ;)
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mr t!! ha
u shoudl hear my mr t impression, it kick ass, just ask dean
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Roger me with a barge pole if it isn't Friday!
How are you all (Gaffer excluded as he has already explained)?
SD
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going out and getting ******ed in 4 hours time ( also having a few pints as well ;)) so I'm pretty damn funky at the moment :D.
and yourself ?
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yo SD *walks up with a bargepole* :D
its all good up here in GC
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Hey guys!
Things are OK, the rain pours but who cares.
I'm getting totally mullered this evening (of course) :D
Now, where this Friday's game, Ian?
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RELEASE THE BEER MONSTER!
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Hey, What a conicidence. I'm going to go out and get totally hammered in about 4 or 5 hours time too. Of course the big difference is that it'll only be lunchtime for me. :)
I'll have to think of an excuse to celebrate.......
...any suggestions?
SD
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Friday, beer, young children, fluffy bbunnies, good health, have all limbs, trees, books, lie in tomorrow, fast cars, WOMEN, etc...