Got some Thai Swede if you like.
Don't touch onions though. They're muck...
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Got some Thai Swede if you like.
Don't touch onions though. They're muck...
Touching poetry, Ian *sniff*Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Oh to be a newt
Then maybee I can learn to play the flute
Code:A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder.
The barman says, "Well look at that, a newt. What do you call him?"
"Tiny" replies the man
"Why's that?"
"Cos he's my newt."
:rolleyes:
:p
Hey all!! im off for a while, cya later!
Oh to be a car
Not that I could get very far
Oh to be a large articulated lorry
So i could run ian over then he'd be sorry
:p
Did people delete posts recently?
Astounding, Behemoth!:rolleyes:
Hay! I'm 100 :D
Your time will come, young mullet knight...
About your manager Gaffer, I'd never heard of Glenn Roeder before, dodgy name! What do you think of him?
I see Frank Lampard's gone, I was hoping Villa would get him.
You're in remarkable shape for your age, BG!:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Hay! I'm 100 :D
I exercise first thing every morning :D
So do I...
I hop in the shower..
Jump into my car...
and I post race everyday!
:D
Morning parksie!
Hey all!
Evening Katie.
:D :) :p
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901
How's Everyone, Anyone, and Everybody???????????
That pic's not working :(
Oh...i see (changed vbforums to the IP address)
*smooch* to you too :)
Evening all:)
I just looked at the smiley thread after I noticed that and a lot of them aren't working.
Oh, well.........I'll have to resort to this instead!
*Smooch*
Hi.
Wow! I killed the thread stone dead! I seem to be able to do that very easily...:rolleyes:
Maybe this'll get ppl posting, and cheer them up:
*sings:o*
From Monty Python and the Seach for the Holy GrailQuote:
Launcelot: Look, my liege! (fanfare) Camelot!
Robin: Camelot!
Galahad: Camelot!
Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model.
Galahad: Shh!
Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...to CAMELOT!
Song:
We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene're we're able.
We do routines,
And border scenes,
With footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spamalot.
We're knights of the round table,
Our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times,
We're given rhymes,
That are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot,
We sing from the Dia-phragm alot!
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests,
We seek incest
And impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
I have to push the pram-a-lot!
Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. .
Fantastic.
Monty Python have done some cracking songs (The Philosophers song, The ***** song etc).
Classic British humour.
The ***** song (also known as 'The Not Noel Coward Song') is further up this thread...:) I'll post the Philosophers' song in a bit.:)
Philosopher's Song
Immanual Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya '
Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
:D
Just a quick hey as im off out :p
Ok cya :)
*burp* Oh, excuse me! *blush*
*phhrrrrbbbttt*
No, I'm not sorry :p
Well, you should be!!!!!!!!:eek:
I know...but that would imply feeling guilty ;)
You're such a goofball!:D
Keep up the good work!!!!!
I intend to :)
So what's that about balls?
Your's are goofy!
:eek:
Better go to the doc then :( I'm sure they were fine...
What have you been doing to them? with them? err....nevermind!:rolleyes: