Today I will be mostly eating ice cream ;)
Printable View
Today I will be mostly eating ice cream ;)
Hey Pix, I'm a real bonafide Combine Driver now!!! :cool: :cool: :D
Yay! Custom status at last, now you can stay in CC :) :) :) :) :)
Can I still borrow the combine?
Congrats Chris, I rotate in your honour.
Looks like a summers day, really great to be stuck in this chuffing office :mad:
Dunno about staying in CC, I can still lose posts if people delete stuff Grrrrrrr :mad:
Yeah you can borrow it, but no more lighting barbecues!!! the charcoal gets all over the upholstery!!:D
On a swivel chair? :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Congrats Chris, I rotate in your honour.
Owwwwwwwwww but I like lighting barbecues :)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Dunno about staying in CC, I can still lose posts if people delete stuff Grrrrrrr :mad:
Yeah you can borrow it, but no more lighting barbecues!!! the charcoal gets all over the upholstery!!:D
It doesn't matter now if you lose posts - you've got custom status now :)
yeah but If I go below 4096 for whatever reason, boom goes my status :(
Chris, was there like a swanky royal black tie ceremony for you and Flibbert? Any stories of him getting drunk and shagging the corgis?? :eek:
Well I beat him to it, so I got a Knighthood, whereas he got Princess Anne for the night :eek: :eek: :D
Rumour has it Filbert went for the lamposts as well
Arise Sir Chris The Combine Driver :)
Aye! :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
On a swivel chair?
Could you change it to be Cheesy Member for a bit, I just want to see it :p
Well I dont know if he was trying to get onto them but it is rumoured that he was yelling "you lampposts are deprecated and worse than that you are in the WRONG STREET" :DQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
Rumour has it Filbert went for the lamposts as well
Someone needs to have a word with that boy.....
okay, for a few hoursQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Aye! :cool:
Could you change it to be Cheesy Member for a bit, I just want to see it :p
*sob* no more combine harvester driver *sob*
:p Oh yay!
U near Bristol Chris?
whats up people??
howz it goin chris, lord of cheese?? :)
It'll be back in a few hours :)Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
*sob* no more combine harvester driver *sob*
Not really, West Sussex ;)Quote:
U near Bristol Chris?
Feelin' Cheesy!Quote:
howz it goin chris, lord of cheese??
chris, thats all good man :)
Hmmm, its a bit quiet around 'ere today.
That's because everyone is off shagging your mum.
td.
I thought she was with your mum:confused:
I'm getting these good vibration's
she's giving me exitation's
Good , Good, good vibrations
Due to popular demand....here is a picture of me!;)
:( Standing at the door of the Pink Flamingo...
Good morning....Happy Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
Good afternoon Katie and a groovy happy friday it is :D, were having an afternoon of real happy music blasting out, currently listening to the beach boys :)
sorry I missed you earler, I was in the pub :)
Sounds better than my day so far. At the pub?!?!? Good for you although it was harsh to have to start the day without you.:p
Sounds like you're getting quite attached ;)
yep, usual liquid lunch on a friday to start the weekend off early :)
so sorry about you having to wake up without me , I had to do a runner ;)
I can't help it. I have an affinity for people named Ian!:p
People carrying out door-to-door surveys for the South African Government are being given condoms in case they give in to temptation.
The census staff are being given the condoms to carry when they make house calls.
Leaders have expressed concern that some staff may forget their task is merely to "accumulate statistics" from the houses they visit.
South Africa has one of the highest rates of HIV in the world with an estimated one in nine people infected with the virus.
...and with that cheery thought....Good morning Christopher!:rolleyes:
a quick hello from the stranger
hello!
Hello Katie, hello everybody......
Krackerjack!!!
Don't drop that Cabbage!
Ah come on, Simon..........you're not that strange!;)
shhhhhhhh!!!! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Ah come on, Simon..........you're not that strange!;)
I feel bad today :( I found myself sitting behind one of the pc's at uni and it's 6pm, i wonder how long i will be sitting here :(
Go to the Students Union and get mullered, Ked :(
I'll see what I can do Bonks...
Oh no! They're putting the lights out there!
A bottle of Vodka may have to be purchased :(
I just feel it, It's only 6:32 but I shouldn't be here. It's just me another odd guy sitting here, it's oddly quiet and calm,
you won't be seing me for a while so this is it.
Bye.
Keds
Amen :(Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
A bottle of Vodka may have to be purchased :(
They should kill me for doing this :(
youve got our (well my) attention now, now its your turn to talk.Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
Amen :(
They should kill me for doing this :(
Suddenly there was silence...
Dutch Ref Stops Play As Fans Chant About His Wife
Friday October 05 2001
By Gavin Willacy
A referee stopped a Dutch first division match because fans were shouting obscenities about his wife and taking the mickey out of his name!
Eric Braamhaar's surname - which translates literally as "blackberry hair" in English - also rhymes with the Dutch obscenity for women's pubic hair!
And when fans at Fortuna Sittard v NEC Nijmegen relentlessly mocked Braamhaar, he crumbled.
Former Bristol City and Crewe star Colin Cramb was playing for Fortuna Sittard was in the middle of the bizarre scenario.
"I was totally bewildered," Scotsman Cramb told the Daily Record. "I've never seen anything like it before in my whole career. There we were, playing away as normal, when the referee suddenly stopped the game and walked off."
"I knew one of my opponents could speak English and I went over and asked him what was going on. He told me the referee was upset at what the crowd was shouting about his wife and had said he would not start the game until he got an apology from them."
The ref remained off the pitch for 20 minutes until, after a plea by a team captain over the public address system, the fans caved in and started chanting "We are sorry!" The reluctant ref came back out and re-started the game, no doubt half as embarrassed as Mrs Braamhaar must have been.
Evening all :)
Evening :D
I'm feeling cheesy!
man chris, i guess you do post a lot. i remember the days, not that long ago when you only had like 500 posts!
Ahem it has been a few hours...time to change it back again :)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
I'm feeling cheesy!
I expect Chris will be overtaking yours truly fairly soon then :D
And where is the throbbing member?!? Mind you, cheeky b*astard is very apt for you :)
Nah, I'm ganna chill now. My aim was to get a 4096 (preferably before another certain member who happens to also have just crossed the line ;) ), which I have, so that's my posting frenzy over pretty much.
Nic - the Throbbing Member got modded...
Chris - ok then ;)
Are you gonna chill with the still? ;)
Did you Know?
Did you know that fish can suffer from seasickness?
and now for something completely different:
http://my.athenet.net/~denij/Kermit.JPG