The Golden Chair

"This is utter madness", squeaked the windshield!

I have erected a monk and a boiled egg (Thursday)

Mike Tyson won't find my kids. :mad:

On the wings of the terrapin the sun shouts brilliantly! :cool:

I've sharpened the flop-cheese to my terror-mink :mad:

You are one of lower air pressure.

You suck.

-C

That's the fourth gibbon this week. :mad:

Never spoil an angry lamp post :(

i've toasted my hat in the nostril of a dwarf.

anyone fancy a game of dingbats?

Never buy linen in a Squid Costume.

Boil my jukebox, pretty boy :mad:

my spleen has ridden the coatrack one too many times!! :mad: :)

Make sure the wombat has finished before snaring the pop-tart.

i think jar jar binks is a hunny

Brown outlets prevent skin vaporisation

I went out today wearing only a camel and a Tunisian hang glider.

let the crisp packets eat plastic socks if they want to. it's no skin off my hair!

The vanilla beans are flirting with me again! :cool:

I've built a scale model of the Titanic (1/1,000) out of ear wax and poodles.

Boundless intemperance
In nature is a tyranny, it hath been
Th' umtimely emptying of the happy throne
And fall of many kings. But fear not yet
To take upon you what is yours: you may
Convey your pleasures in a spcaious plenty,
And yet seem cold, the time you may so hoodwink.
We have willing dames enough. There cannot be
That vulture in you, to devour so many
As will to greatness dedicate themselves
Finding it so inclined

-C

It is now safe to apply hummus to Janet Jackson.

Wet weather gear must be worn during gerbil season.

Dry toast will solve the current information breakdown.

i smell burnt giblets roasting on a radiator

tomorrow, i shaved a mango and put it on my loaf

My whirlygig is telling me to throw pineapples at hedgehogs!

I'll be spending the weekend abseiling down my Aunt Gertrude. :cool:

I upset buildings :(

Confusious say: Never eat mayonnaise when seagull been sitting on side of open pot

Friday is the marigold in my juniper berry! :cool:

I am the Sultan of Funk. Download my jaundice.

:cool:

the ants run on the garden hose really really fast and crash into each other

-C

The large python has rotated inside my toasted pig :(

A rollerskating belfry just stole my hovercraft.

The high protein content of Costa Rica is not helping my cheese envelope.

My wild hare has disappeared in the haze of a phantom figure!:(

The trampled mud funk has joined my shatan lottery :confused:

Are you the inventor of the Stockholm enema?

Moose cleaner is always the better option. It's a fact.

There's an owl nipple growing on my Jimmy Carter statue.