Broom!
Yeah come on over...
Bonker - unplug it!
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Broom!
Yeah come on over...
Bonker - unplug it!
Well, I won't have to use it again, so I can laugh at the others when it goes into Meltdown mode.
Gaffer http://130.94.172.238/forums/images/smilies/salute.gif
errrr, I'm Gaffer http://bbs.uglyfootballers.com/images/smilies/bonk.gif
Bonker makes me http://www.rollanet.org/~mary/soapbo...icons/puke.gif
Goddammit, my pics aren't showing..... :(
No they aint are they Gaf.. :) Afternoon btw everyone.
So tickets to Germany anyone?
World's first drive-through brothel opens in Germany
Clients drive into eight converted garages then press a buzzer to get a girl.
The drive-through bordello in Cologne is designed to protect vice girls who normally work on the street. Its known locally as the 'Sex Garages.'
City officials believe the officially titled Verrichtungsboxen, or Relief Boxes will be safer for both clients and prostitutes. It has cost local taxpayers £300,000 to build.
Each working girl has a button in case of trouble with a client and the area is patrolled by police. The sex garage is also equipped with a shower.
Officials hope it will reduce street crime and robberies on prostitutes and clients. Streetwalking has been banned in Cologne since 1998.
The idea for the Sex Garage is the idea of a Catholic women's charity. They are situated on an old sports field and are 500 yards away from the nearest house.
A spokesman for the city told Ananova: "We believe it is a way to reduce attacks on girls and to prevent their customers from being ripped off."
Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.
This would explain a few things! :D
Scientists say quick sex causes headaches
Scientists say having an intense sex life can cause severe headaches.
German neurologists say people who rush sex are most likely to suffer serious head pains at orgasm.
Their research suggests people should avoid "quickies" and allow sexual tension to build slowly.
"It is important to avoid a quick increase in sexual activity and, thus, in blood pressure", says neurologist Stefan Evers, from the Neurological Clinic of the University of Munster.
He says the syndrome, which causes an explosion-like pain during orgasm, may be linked to migraine.
Most sufferers are between 25 and 50-years-old, and men are up to four times more likely to be affected than women.
No wonder Mrs G takes so many Nurofen.... :D
ALL women take Nurofen..........
Are you trying to tell me that I am shooting someone in the head.
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
Are you trying to tell me that I am giving someone head.
errr, Chris... :confused:
So when are you up in the smoke next?
Afternoon gentlemen
Cigar anyone?
Yeah a Cigar would be cool, I expect Gaffer will light it for you http://bbs.uglyfootballers.com/image...es/autogun.gif
hell no
ill have a blunt though
Gaf, I should / could be up in the smoke sometime next week -- it all depends on whether I find some temp work or not.. I could be up on the Tuesday or Wednesday.
Are you about on those evenings?
Next week is really bad for me - my agent is giveing me a belated stag do - week after is better....
Just a reefer for me thanks... :D
I would very much like to partake of the reefer.. :)
Good morning, y'all.
Good Afternoon, would you care for Tea and Scones?
*yawn*
hurrah, Katie is here to save me from the dredgery of friday afternoons. Hello darling ;) :D
Hello my love. How are things?
so whats poppin tonight??
i have been sittin here bored out of my mind since 10 (when my one and only uni lecture was 2day)
well i did manage to smoke AND inhale a lil while ago, but im stil bored
bored out of me brains at the moment, I've even gone as low as to start reading and XML book. just counting every second of the hour and a half to the weekend starts :)
Stop saying that!! The weekend don't start for another seven hours!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
*Puff
I'm learning about Chrisitanity with jesus4u
well nah ne nah nah to you mr red face
one and a half hours???? Please don't rub it in! I have an eternity left :(
by the way, that was to akinsely, not you gaf.
I did notice mate, very interesting read :rolleyes:
Why have you reduced Ian to a red x Gaffer????
i've been a walking http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2001/10/3.gif most of me life
really ian?? would have never figured u for that sort of thing :DQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
i've been doing http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2001/10/3.gifall my life
Ooo, you can't see the pic, Katie...Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Why have you reduced Ian to a red x Gaffer????
mmmm, anyone help?
You've never seemed very x-rated to me, Ian!
http://bbs.uglyfootballers.com/image...ies/spleet.gif Yeah you can say that again!
Quote:
I'm learning about Chrisitanity with jesus4u
How funny - nearly spat my coffee all over my pants.....
anyway anyone seen this.....
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Originally posted by crispin
How funny - nearly spat my coffee all over my pants.....
anyway anyone seen this.....
Mmm, I'm about to get Freudian on his ass soon...
Gaffer, I still can't see the pic of Ian. Can you help?
It's a glorified smillie (not my work...)
erm, let me find out...
Oh, I thought it was a picture of Ian from last Friday.
No those ones are being sold on Ebay :D
just for you kaite
thanks, Ian....but I would have preferred the one's Chris is selling on ebay.;)
Those ones are well and truley mulleted....
Oh well off to the gym again.
www.ianandhisbell.com
special introduction of $20 for lifetime membership ;)
Do you have a dog as well?
there are picture's of my dog having fun with all kind's of ***** cat's.
All kinds?????????
yep, there are all types of ***** cats. Black one's, white one's, red heads. *****cats come in all shapes and sizes :rolleyes:
yes, there are many different kinds of ***** cats around
:)
dogs and cats, so much fun :)
unfortuantley my dog hasn't had fun with ***** cat's for quite some time. :(
I'm thinking about going down to the local shop and hiring one out for him ;)