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[ok that's sick and this insult shouldn't be targeted at a 16 something kid so I am removing it]
*shudder*
I'd use that equivalent of a :sick: emoticon that Parksie uses but I can't find it. :(
Great lunch, great company and I come back to a half-assed apology....but I guess that's better than nothing:rolleyes:
Thanks for the smooch Dennis!
Yeah, I need somebody to help me get rid of my horny-ness... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
dennis that is the greatest idea for an emoticon i have ever heard in my life :)
on a side note, ur puberty seems to have takena turn for the worse mate, you've got horns
Hey Parksie!!!!!! PEEP!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you get the word on your Mom's car? How did Alice like her birthday present??
I don't know, I haven't given it to her yet.
Oops that didn't really come out quite right, did it... :rolleyes:
They say that mum's car might yet be a write-off.
Too bad about the car.
What are you waiting to give her the necklace for??? Isn't today her birthday?:confused:
It is, but I don't get to see her until next week - it's just not possible for me to get there.
That's too bad. Did you at least get to speak with her?
well that just sucks assQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
It is, but I don't get to see her until next week - it's just not possible for me to get there.
Ghost - yeah it does. I'd much rather be there now :(
I spoke to her a day or so ago, so that was nice :)
That means it probably will be. Mine was going to be written off, but the cost of repair was almost exactly the same as the value of the vehicle, so they agreed after a bit of persuasion to repair it instead.Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
They say that mum's car might yet be a write-off.
Hmmm.
They say the rocker box (whatever that is) is cracked, and they can't test the rest of the engine until they get a new one in.
Does this put an end to your being able to drive?
Nope - still on the courtesy car at the moment (which we get until either the car's repaired or the new one arrives - the idea is that if the other's a writeoff we have to buy a new one immediately to keep the courtesy car for the time it takes).
I'm assuming that a courtesy car is the same thing as a loaner....usually a gutless wonder.
You mean like a 1 litre Corsa/Polo?? Yeah!
1 litre Polo :D:D:D
Although, it's not totally gutless - I got it up to 90 on the motorway (and boy did that engine scream - nearly 6000rpm :D)
Won't be doing that again for a while...it's got pretty good acceleration past 4500rpm.
This afternoon is not going well. I have been accused of being an 80 year old man pretending to be a woman on one thread.........my left breast itches like crazy and I can't scratch it without running across the hall to the bathroom because I'm in a room full of men.........I have to log off and lock my workstation everytime I leave the computer.........so you see my dilemma???? I think I need to go home.....what do you think????
Too much information!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
This afternoon is not going well. I have been accused of being an 80 year old man pretending to be a woman on one thread.........my left breast itches like crazy and I can't scratch it without running across the hall to the bathroom because I'm in a room full of men.........I have to log off and lock my workstation everytime I leave the computer.........so you see my dilemma???? I think I need to go home.....what do you think????
sounds like a prime reason to go home to me :)
So what's the problem? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
my left breast itches like crazy and I can't scratch it without running across the hall to the bathroom because I'm in a room full of men
Go home!
Yeah! Just make a public thing of it and raise EVERYONE's morale (and a few other things...)
I could probably help with that :D :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
my left breast itches like crazy and I can't scratch it
LOL :DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Yeah! Just make a public thing of it and raise EVERYONE's morale (and a few other things...)
Too much information there!!!Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Yeah! Just make a public thing of it and raise EVERYONE's morale (and a few other things...)
I knew someone would see it my way.............now if I could just convince my boss!!!!!!!:DQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
sounds like a prime reason to go home to me :)
Chris:p
Just say "If I let you scratch my left breast can I go home?" :D
I can't see that happening...Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
now if I could just convince my boss!!!!!!!:D
"Hi, could I chuck a sicky? Cause my boobs are giving me grief"
Wonderful suggestions....thanks:rolleyes: ;)
im sure he would agree, if not, i could help you out ;) :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by filburt1
Just say "If I let you scratch my left breast can I go home?" :D
i have a back-scratcher which could be adapted for breasts
no, i said I can't see that happening!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Wonderful suggestions....thanks:rolleyes: ;)
We made those posts at exactly the same time Chris.....I hadn't read yours yet.Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
no, i said I can't see that happening!
That's no excuse :D As a punishment you must publicly scratch your left breast... ;)
ah! You said suggestions, and only filburt and I had posted since you wrote something, so I assumed you had, I apologise unreservedly for my complete ignorance and poor observational skills.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
We made those posts at exactly the same time Chris.....I hadn't read yours yet.
Can I at least wait until Ed turns his head???Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
That's no excuse :D As a punishment you must publicly scratch your left breast... ;)
Towards you? :D
He's an impressionable young man.....I don't want to shock him:eek:
oh im sure he wouldnt mind being "impressioned" in that way ;)
lol
Talking of tits, the phrase "shoulder to shoulder" is really starting to get on mine...talk about overuse of a word. Makes me cringe every time now
Yeah, it's annoying.
Anyway, I'm off now, so I'll see y'all tomorrow! :D
lightweight!!!
No I need a shower :pQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
lightweight!!!
and solidarity, solidarity sucks ass (well its pissin me off coz everyone is sayin it)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Talking of tits, the phrase "shoulder to shoulder" is really starting to get on mine...talk about overuse of a word. Makes me cringe every time now
Blimey! My 1.1 does almost 100mph at 5000 rpm, my 1.4 does 120 at 5000rpmQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
1 litre Polo :D:D:D
Although, it's not totally gutless - I got it up to 90 on the motorway (and boy did that engine scream - nearly 6000rpm :D)
Just a quicky to say hi (I'm home from the pub, but about to go drinking with the next door neighbour).
As for Katie's breast, give it a scratch otherwise you'll feel like a right tit al day !
As for the car, it's a curtosey car.... it's your duty to report back with the following facts......
- Fastest speed in 1st gear
- Fastest speed in reverse
- Stopping distance from top speed
- Decibel level of engine/gearbox when you drop the car from top gear (flat out) into 1st (and how much rubber you leave on the road)
it's a mission man.
SD
Did you know that women blink nearly twice as much as men?
Did you know the Egyptians trained baboons to wait on tables?
Nicole Sharpe, 30, kept a promise to pals and ran topless down a street in Byfleet, Surrey - after passing her learner driver's test at the tenth attempt
Morning groovers!
morning crispin. how's you on this fine day ?
I am in a state of shock m8 - I decided to pilot the beast into work today instead of catching the train - E.Dulwich to Waterloo in 20mins!!!!
And I stomped all over a DB7 Vantage all the way here too - I was absolutely gobsmacked!!!! The Aston Driver was mortified....
Therefore I have an appointment with my plastic surgeon at noon to remove the silly grin from my face!!!
And you?
I'm not supiresed as although the vantage is a fecking quick car, most of it's beef is on the top end because of it's weight. your still a bastard though ;)
myself ? I'm pretty funky today, been at work an hour and a half now and done bugger al. I Love fridays :D
Me too - NICE!!!!, was catching up on Katies tit thread - made for funny reading this morning - I shall probably bumble thru the whole of today without doing too much too - bit too demob happy today (I fly out to Ibiza tonight for the world Freediving championships) so thats another excuse for doing feck all!
It's friday,You've got a new Scooby, your flying out to Ibiza and your free diving. Geesh, I can really go off some people so quickly.
Plane'll probably get shot down cause of my spearguns - Scoob will get nicked while i'm recovering in hospital, job will go at the same time - if you stop to think about it I could be homeless this time next week.....
*Crispin reaches for the Prozac
all happy now - all happy now.......
I wish I could say my weekend was going to be as exciting as that. it's probably going to consist of watching the footie, washing my car and not much else :)
Morning!
I have just declared a Jihad on the photocopier :mad:
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Morning!
I have just declared my love for the photocopier :)
er, morning Bonks... :confused: