I suppose you tie my shoelaces together too :rolleyes:
/laughes and covers everyone with rubarb...
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I suppose you tie my shoelaces together too :rolleyes:
/laughes and covers everyone with rubarb...
Gaffers laugh turns manic, when he realises his balls are on fire.
td.
*Gets the fire extinguisher and puts out all the fires.
*Thwump! kicks Gaffer in nuts - Thats for the pool cue!
*Pssssssttttt! sprays Mr Muscle Oven Cleaner down the front of Gaffers pants - And thats for the sarcy comments!
*passes crispin a stick of Dynamite.... Lights it and runs away!*
/with manic laugh and ultra-clean testes, open a custard shop called The Giggling Gonad.
Peace brothers, I have seen the errors of my ways
/Farts on everyone, historically a part of the famous Irish reconciliation process....
*Gaffers fart thankfully extinguishes the offending dynamite, which crispin stores for later use......
*calls police*
Well, cover me in latex and spank me till the cows come home, if another morning hasn't dawned!
I love waking up at the crack of dawn.....
... she likes it too :D
Morning all, things seem to have got a bit rowdy here!
SD
Yeah Ian dropped a pro-plus tablet in Gaffers milkshake and it all went tits up!
oi chris I didn't know you live in Woking - I used to live there - in the Wheatsheaf pub in fact :eek: I used to work for Cap Gemini - I also had a wonderful experience with one of the barmaids at said inn - thats another story though ;)
SD, shake your booty.
td.
23500!
td.
So, do i rock your world?
td.
Oh! Sorry, I was just having an epileptic fit.... I thought that's what you meant when you said shake your booty! :D
SD
Either that or it was the electrodes I have clamped to my love sacks :rolleyes:
SD
If you guys are so into love sac abuse I may be able to help you out!!!!!;)
Hey Mark Screeves............it's 7:43 and your mailbox is full so I can't respond. Why did you want to know what time it is????
Really... Well I live just down the road from the weatcheaf... So why did you leave? Were you on contract at Cap Gemini?Quote:
Originally posted by crispin
oi chris I didn't know you live in Woking - I used to live there - in the Wheatsheaf pub in fact :eek: I used to work for Cap Gemini - I also had a wonderful experience with one of the barmaids at said inn - thats another story though ;)
They have a new large building in Woking. Its double the size of the old office. Very nice looking.
Well, I could do with emptying them, But like Marks mailbox, Inflatable Ingrid is full.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
If you guys are so into love sac abuse I may be able to help you out!!!!!;)
SD
Maybe you should empty her then... :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Inflatable Ingrid is full.
SD
Shes too heavy to move when she's full. The only thing to do would be to burst her, but that would make an awfull mess.....
SD
Well I think that you should install a tap so you can release slowely into a bucket or something.
this discussion appears to have gone car salesman on us!!
so while SD is installing ingrid's tap, lets dicuss the merits of a slapping someone with a wet fish (has anyone actually ever done that??)
Enter my world.
http://www.vbforums.com/newreply.php...threadid=31871
;-)
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?? what was the point in that ??
see ;-)
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ok, what is so different about "your world"
am i missing something incredibly obvious here??
its probably a safe place to keep his inflatable ingrid!
probably
Well off to the gym I go.
gym, whats a gym??
*walks inside*
oh.... a GYM
lol :D
SD.....after emptying Ingrid why don't you get her a sister! Then she wouldn't get full so fast and just think how much fun you'd have!!!!!!
Mmmmm, Twins! What a great idea.
Thanks! :D
SD
ill murder you hoes worse than a convertible
flippin vertical
nose first
with the top off, landin upside down
Fun :)
Parksie me boy!!!!!!!!! Home at last?
Yep :)
Glad to see you still up on Cloud number Nine!
:D
I couldn't be bothered to look through any more songs for interesting locations :p
The average married woman in seventeenth-century America gave birth to 13 children
Motor mad Jim Grounsell, 67, spent weeks organising a car show on Kent, Britain's Isle of Sheppey - then missed it because he could not get a lift to the site.
After seeing pictures of 17th century women, I'm not at all impressed by the fact that they were promiscuous enough to birth thirteen children.:D
:DQuote:
Originally posted by aknisely
After seeing pictures of 17th century women, I'm not at all impressed by the fact that they were promiscuous enough to birth thirteen children.:D
mornin!
Ian.....
Gaff.....
Anyone.......
no one here
I've got too many nuns in my fridge :(
*tumbleweed rolls across the forum......*
(new car is evil btw :D )
bastard ;)
that'll be 3 drognas please.....
I'm only jealous you ***@!£"!$%$$^£$%£%^$£ :p
it pulls harder than an essex girl after a bottle of white lightning!!!!
fastest I have driven, is 130 in a company car, which was a VR6 :D
fastest I have been in, is as a passenger in my bosses 3.5 litre, twin turbo lexus at 160 :eek: :eek: :eek:
didn't manage to get out of third gear last night - but did manage 75 in second :eek:
Morning chaps... Quite hungover today (I'm crying with tiredness...)
Do you drive the car into work Crispin?
Hey Gaffer,
not this morning - am tomorrow though!!!! BLARP!
Morning all
MAARRNIN!
So nice car then Crispin. Lucky bugger!
Car is evil, it's fine until you hit 2 and a half thousand in any gear - then it promptly turns into the spawn of satan and destroys slip roads (and small counties come to that) - in the blink of an eye! I can't wait to get it out of London and down to Cornwall - to overtake some tractors!!!
Well just don't piss off the tracktor drivers too much as they can cause no end of pain.. they are like the truckers union!
*ahem*
My dad is a truck driver