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When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
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Sorry, I was so surprised by that, that I couldn't post a reply for over an hour!
SD
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said,
'Thyroid problem?'
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Just popping in to say a quick hey! Ive been out since early this morning :( and im off to bed in a min :)
It's Friday! Why do you go to bed on Friday....unless you're not alone.
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Originally posted by barrk
It's Friday! Why do you go to bed on Friday....unless you're not alone.
Im nacked :(
anyways, what is friday different to anyother night... i can get smashed any night i like... :p
Yum! Yum! Japanese Village for lunch. I can almost taste that chicken Teryaki!
I'm going to be non-existant on Monday as I have to fly up to Edmonton for a meeting (hopefully they'll put me on a plane, otherwise my arms wll get tired).
I'm telling you this as there is a good chance I might not come back from lunch. (It's Friday, it's hot and I'm meeting some mates with as little will power to resist a good drink as I have!:D)
So if I don't speak to you this afternoon, have great weekends folks,
SD
My daughter is getting a scholarship from the Governor this evening so I have to drive her up to the capital....I will only be here for another couple of hours.....and Monday is Memorial Day so no work!
Have a good weekend, SD!
Cya SD!!!
Poiltics sucks man! there all over the place, every where i go they are there, MPs are annoying me now too :mad:
Why are the Military Police bothering you, Simon.....:confused:
Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaup!?!
Hi! I'm home from school and I don't have it (school) again for a week. :DYAY!:D
Seeing as you're all sharing crap jokes:
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There's an American an Englishman and an Ozzie on the top of the Empire state building after drinking 20 pints of Stella and a bottle of absynth each.
The american guy says to the Ozzie:
"I bet you I can jump of this building, fly around, and then land back on it without a scratch."
"I bet you couldn't" says the Ozzie guy.
So the American flys around and lands back on the building.
The Ozzie guy goes:
"Wow! I wanna go!"
He steps off the building and plummets to his incredibly messy death.
The English guys says to the American:
"You really can be a b@$t@rd when you're drunk, can't you Superman!"
*waits for applause*
*ahem*
*tumbleweed passes by*
Oh. Fine. I get the point.:(
well the MP is poilotics :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Why are the Military Police bothering you, Simon.....:confused:
are you taking the piss or do you now know? MP stands for......ummm dunno! lol
The only context I know MP as is Military Police....what do you mean by MP?
Superman isn't American....he's a Kryptonite:rolleyes:
MP = Member of Parliament
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Originally posted by barrk
Superman isn't American....he's a Kryptonite:rolleyes:
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Thanks, Chris.:)
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Originally posted by chenko
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Didn't you read richie mitchie's joke??????
Quick quiz: based on the previous info. what therefore is an MEP and MSP?
I stoped after the "I bet you I can jump of this building, fly around, and then land back on it without a scratch." line as I heard it a mille times before (little bit of French there)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Didn't you read richie mitchie's joke??????
I don't really know much about the British political system so I wouldn't know...
Member of Economic Parliment
Member of Sexual Parliment??????????????
Well so close, but yet so far (and no Cuban cigar either).
MEP = Member of European Paliament (fairly obvious that one)
MSP = Member of Scottish Parliament. For some reason be gave them some independence (like tax raising powers etc etc). But they still get handouts from Whitehall.
Oh, and guess the entire budget that the Welsh Assembly get to spend per year? It is in the billions (just!).
Nobody wants to guess? Boo hoo
Well it's £3Billion.
Has anyone else noticed that there is only 1 birthday today? Usually 5 or 6 at least. Mental.
I guess there wasn't too much hanky-panky going on in September then.
Richie Michie??? Please. Just Ric. Or Mitch.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Didn't you read richie mitchie's joke??????
Probably too bloody cold for it.
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Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
Richie Michie??? Please. Just Ric. Or Mitch.:rolleyes:
Sorry...just assing off a little! I only have a half hour left and I'm getting a little squirmy to be gone!
Hey,,,it's the infamous Parksie!
You're always squirmy... ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Sorry...just assing off a little! I only have a half hour left and I'm getting a little squirmy to be gone!
Yeah...but that's usually for another reason!:eek:
I missed a post...:pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Didn't you read richie mitchie's joke??????
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Originally posted by barrk
Yeah...but that's usually for another reason!:eek:
Two nuns on a tandem riding down a cobbled road they don't normally go down. One says: "I've never come this way before. Have you?" :eek::eek::D:rolleyes:
Has anyone been watching Survivor? (British version):rolleyes:
nope. Apparently it's flopping
As in your sig, "LAME" :D
Morning.....
Not yet Simon!
it is for me....ive just woken up :(