The phatom plate thrower. Or all the women whom disapprove of our earlier comments ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Who's attacking you Chris?
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The phatom plate thrower. Or all the women whom disapprove of our earlier comments ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Who's attacking you Chris?
*Interesting fact alert* Assuming you counted at a speed of 2 per second, it would take you 1hr and 56 Mins 24 seconds to count to 14,000.Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
How can you tell it's the 14000th have you been counting since No. 1?
Mmm, yeah. They do seem to have been very quiet today. Maybe they're all in the kitchen getting our suppers ready ;)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
The phatom plate thrower. Or all the women whom disapprove of our earlier comments ;)
Did I say that out loud? Sorry Pix and Katie, it must be the hot weather.
SD
Boy, I can just feel the love eminating from this site today.....I knew I should have stayed in bed.
[* Gives Katie a big hug and pours her a big glass of cool wine*]
*jealous*
Sigh, okay then [* Gives Chris a big hug and a glass of wine as well*]
hey hey! I was actually jealous of the smooch, but I won't say no to free wine ;)
If he gives you free wine you have to give him a big smooch, Chris. Nothing is ever really free!
Yip! That's why we always used to refer to wine as leg-spreader when we were younger.
e.g. "Two pints of Special and a couple of leg-spreaders for the girls".
God, we were so un-smooth, it's a wonder we got any sex at all!!! But it was the 80's I suppose. That sort of thing was cool then.
SD
Shell suits and excessive use of electronic keyboards where cool back then though
The 80's were fun not as much PC BS.
???????? PC BS??Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
The 80's were fun not as much PC BS.
PC - Political Correctness
i.e. vertically challenged instead of short
follically challenged instead of bald
BS - Bull *****
i.e. what I have to put up with everyday.
You could just say what you wanted without having to worry if you offending anyone....for example you could say leg-spreaders and still get laid
:rolleyes:
To see who is politically correct...
Do you say "Milk person" instead of "milkman"?
Do you say "Refuse collector" instead of "Dustman"?
Do you say "Post person" instead of "postman"?
Do you say "police officer" instead of "policeman"?
Do you say "white van driver" instead of "white van man"?
I bet you don't!!
I'm certainly politically correct. And anyone that says otherwise is a fat speccy ginger haired short-arsed daft b*stard with his head stuck firmly up his arse :DQuote:
Do you say "Milk person" instead of "milkman"? Milkman
Do you say "Refuse collector" instead of "Dustman"? Binman
Do you say "Post person" instead of "postman"? Posty
Do you say "police officer" instead of "policeman"? :D A long list of names, about the politest of which is 'Plod' :D
Do you say "white van driver" instead of "white van man"? ??? Don't have this one
In my honest opinion,
SD
You don't have white van men?? You haven't heard of this phenomenon?? They are the men (usually builders) who drive white vans (usually Transits) about 1 foot from your rear bumper because they are such eager beavers. They are hated across the land, and the most poilte name for them is White Van Men.
First I've heard of them too.
Oh! We used to just call people like that, ******s.
Anyway, it's been fun as always, but I gotta go home now.
Speak to ya's all tommorrow!
Cheers,
SD
Must be one of those "quintessentially english" things then. I'm surprised you haven't heared of them SD, living here just 2 years ago and all.
See ya man.
Bye, SD....have a good one!....or two even!!!
Hey all!! im back from my meditating in the middle of the station...uh...to much info...but it was cool :)
So whats happening?
I'm applying loads of After Sun, but apart from that, ***** all
hehe, Im praticing surgical operations on a elastic band with some surgical sissors before I move on to my toe, them bastards are not....Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
I'm applying loads of After Sun, but apart from that, ***** all
...putting any frigging needles in my toes!!!!!Quote:
Chenko
are not
Yuckkk!!!!!!!!
Dont worry, the elastic band made it :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Yuckkk!!!!!!!!
How embarrasing is it when you are eyein' someone up and you get the BIGGEST nose bleed ever (second time today :()....Oh I felt happy :(
DEEEENIED!!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
DEEEENIED!!!!!!!!
say what?
Denied. Something we used to shout at each other when for some reason we were unable to accomplish a task (such as getting funky with a chick, dunking a basket etc).:)
Ahhhh I get ya! .....Bastard!!!!! :p
he he ;)
:pQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
he he ;)
Why'd they disable the darn search engine!? I need code!!! FAST!!
Because it is slowing ther server down :( but they are getting new servers :)Quote:
Originally posted by KamiKazeKiwi3
Why'd they disable the darn search engine!? I need code!!! FAST!!
Hay!
:mad: Hey!Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Hay!
Hi De hi Campers!
Hows everyone this morning?
SD
I am currently in an all-in wrestling contest with Oracle
Howdy ya mugs!