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(I'm probably the only one old enough to get this....but I got a good laugh out of it!):D
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unending delight!:D :) :D :) :eek:
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Shout at the Devil
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That was a great song back then...
I AM THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!
Katie - what was that number you posted? Was it real or random ;)
horns (gotta keep the association going! :))
They are from an old song...Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I AM THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!
Katie - what was that number you posted? Was it real or random ;)
Horns = Hooters
It's always something sexual with you, isn't it, Katie? :DQuote:
Horns = Hooters [/B]
Me posting = nobody posting for an hour :rolleyes:
1000 posts :)
joy
strippers :o :)
Peter Stringfellow
Double (Peter Stringfellow)
Shots
This:
Customer: "About time too. Are you a real person?"
Tech Support: "Yes sir, how can I help you?"
Customer: "I moved some stuff I don't use to the trash and deleted the trash, and now I'm getting all sorts of %&*#ing errors. What are you going to do about it? You've got an accent, haven't you?"
Tech Support: "Yes sir, I'm in Ireland."
It became apparent that the customer, in his wisdom, had destroyed the Windows registry and deleted just about everything he needed to run Windows.
Tech Support: "Sir, I believe we will have to reload your system with its original operating system, as you are presently unable to get into your system due to the necessary files being deleted. Unfortunately you will lose anything added since you purchased the system. Shall I walk you through the reload sir?"
Customer: "You mean I paid $2,000 dollars, and I have to reload this myself?" (rants for fifteen minutes, makes death threats and references to being supported by a third world country) "*&@$ing reload! I'll give you a reload!"
Bang! Bang!
Tech Support: "Sir, is everything all right?"
Customer: "Sure is. I just blew the $#%&ing thing to bits with my shotgun you *$@%ing &*%$er."
Tech Support: (taking a satisfying long breath) "Sir, I would like to advise you at this point that gunshot damage is not covered under the terms and conditions of your warranty. May I suggest a servicer in your locality to assist in the reassembly of your machine?"
Customer: "$%!# you."
I dissolved into fits of laughter.
lamer
long delays in posting
(also conviently *bump*ing to remind people that this thread exists)
weirdo
everyone in chit chat
katie
crazy
psychopathic
parksie on caffeine
*runs away screaming*
coward;)
bite me
*thinks of katie*
*as everyone always does*
I don't bite, I just nibble!
Nibble
oooh ;)
chew
Nipple implant
Unecessary!
squeezable
breakable
fragile
kovan's emotional state (sorry, kovan, no offense :rolleyes: ) :D