A squirrel just painted my bottom orange. :cool:
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A squirrel just painted my bottom orange. :cool:
The flurry of snowpeas tickles my nose!
Eartha Kitt was finally brought to justice by a rogue salad.
Juggling handcream can get very slippery if you remove the tops first....a word to the wise is sufficient!
An insane Guinea pig has just blown up my favourite trousers :(
The better to bonk you with my dear!
I'm bonking the electric trouser press :cool:
Borking may be fashionable but Bonking is still King!
George was quite happily fondaling the Melons when all of a sudden their owner woke up and gave him a slap.
The lemmings gyrated wildly at the mango tree.
With a crack the dawn burst upon the scene and spoiled our stargazing :(
Smear one large Geordie with vinegar and release into the wild.
The marbles are rattling again....shake your head slowly!
I wear all my elephants at the same time.
My garage has been overrun by apricots
There's been a snail incident on the minking grill again :(
If it weren't for the doughnuts the crows would splurge
Surprisingly, the Chair was finally located in Wolverhampton.
Fourteen Madonnas are better than three Madonnas.
Mondays are the eggplant in my porridge :(
Never trust Hedgehogs with porridge.
Hedgehogs make lovely back scratchers!
The apples are singing "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts". Maybe we should send for the saucers.
My left ventricle has a brillo complex :(
My left ear tickles when I'm happy!:cool:
last night i dreamt that Desmond Lynham was giving a toaster a blowjob :mad:
I find toasters strangely erotic......must be the coils.
coils tend to electricute my nasal fluff when i try to lick them :o
Pack the coils in candyfloss to avoid repercussions
Sharron Stone's just eaten my Lawnmower :(
My chincilla is chilly....turn over the beagles!
My teeth have embarked on an expedition to the South Pole.
South of the pole is my favorite region!
The Balkan Regions become volatile when fried in non-stick frying pans from Venus
Platypus banjo anyone?
God gets stoned, and creates a platypus, thereby disbalancing the fragile state of frog commerce in my back yard.
My head is spinning like an albino herbivore!:(
I've splasked the clups of solid blingo :D
I have claspsed the hand of an arrogant iguana!
This way to the snuffing crowl...