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Yip, the parser screwed it all up in the kitchen with the candlestick.
Katie,
Thanks for the pictures, they are amazing!
But, despite all that technology, the billions of dollars involved and all the amazing technology used to get them up there, you just now that behind that mirrored visor the guy is sticking his tounge out or makng a funny face as everyone does when presented with a loaded camera.:)
SD
I wouldn't doubt it!!!!!!!!
Hey..SD, Parksie.....I'm a little concerned about what's going on with Parksie in the "idea" thread....some one had better save him soon!
It's okay...I'm doing fine :D
I'll save him!!
No, wait, I only save damsels in distress. Oh well
Back again
Need saving?
Not today, will do though next friday :eek:
Oh, would you believe it? I have an oil tanker to save next Friday. Damn.
BTW Saturday's winning lottery nos will be: 6,10,14,22,39,42
If anyone actually choses those and wins, I want a share of the cash!!!
Always happens - no one to save for ages and then...loads all at once. People are just gonna have to be a bit more considerate and ask to be saved on days which no one else needs to be saved. I'll shut up now :D
Please, carry on. I enjoyed reading something even more insane than the stuff I usually conjure up.
I know it's a bugger ain't it. Us superheros have great periods of inactivy, then *wham*, everyone wants saving.
Better pack the extra absorbant super hero size Tampax then.Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Us superheros have great periods
SD
:eek: Trust you Sick Demon
I always think twice about using the word "period"! How strange
"stretches" has a slightly better vernacular alter-ego :D
Tee Hee.
Well I'm going to leave you all soon for the weekend. I'm moving house tommorrow, and my cable isn't connected so no internet access until Tuesday when I get back to work (Monday is Canada day or some such holiday).
Mind you I think I'll have enough to do moving into a new house. Chi-ching... and SurfDemons already paltry bank account plummets 150 grand into the red.:(
SD
na, stretches means stretch marks
One of my old teachers (when I say old, I mean along time ago, and the fact she was old) once said she has stretches of memory loss, but before she said "memory loss" I said (rather louder than I meant to) "marks".
Oh the joys of detention.;)
Hee hee you rebel ;)
Good luck with moving house SD :)
150 big ones?!?!?!?!? Jesus man, what bank gave you those overdraft facilities???Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
plummets 150 grand into the red.:(SD
Hahaha :D
I got detention once 'cause I laughed at a teacher's moustache.
Pity it was a she :eek:
:eek: Scary!
Apparently one that doesn't know what an irresponsible individual I am :)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
150 big ones?!?!?!?!? Jesus man, what bank gave you those overdraft facilities???
Thanks Pix!
SD
That's nothing. Those stories you hear about German women having hairy armpits...totally true.
Oh and once, she wore a see-through skirt. Funnily enough we paid a little more attention than usual
You said she was old? See-through skirt? Ewwwww.... :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
That's nothing. Those stories you hear about German women having hairy armpits...totally true.
Oh and once, she wore a see-through skirt. Funnily enough we paid a little more attention than usual
Presumably that's CAN $, which is still £68,144.96!!! That is truly mentalist.Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Apparently one that doesn't know what an irresponsible individual I am :)
Anyway, good luck with the move and all.
:eek: VERY scary
No no no, the first one was old, this one was a different teacher. tsk tsk, thinking we like old people's panties!!:DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
You said she was old? See-through skirt? Ewwwww.... :eek:
Aha...that's okay then :)
Damn right. The 2nd one was a spring chicken.
Yeah, Mind you, thats for a 2,800 sq. foot detached home with large garden. It really pisses off a couple of our mates in Ireland who have just paid IE£200,000 for a 800 sq. foot flat. Rip-off Britain again. (Yes, I know Ireland isn't part of Britain but they don't get a much better deal over there either).Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Presumably that's CAN $, which is still £68,144.96!!! That is truly mentalist.
SD
I'm off now, cya :)
Byeee!
bye pix, lay of the McChicken sandwiches, they're mine!!
Ah, so it's mortgage, not an overdraft!! That's not quite as mentalist.Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Yeah, Mind you, thats for a 2,800 sq. foot detached home with large garden. It really pisses off a couple of our mates in Ireland who have just paid IE£200,000 for a 800 sq. foot flat. Rip-off Britain again. (Yes, I know Ireland isn't part of Britain but they don't get a much better deal over there either).SD
Unfortunately either way I still owe it to the bank. DO you know how much porn/booze you could buy with that money???
No neither do I, but I'd have a lot of fun finding out!!!
SD
Back to the maths again. Whoever said you don't need maths in real life was clearly lying.:)
1 pint of beer = £2.30 (rip-off!!)
1 copy of playboy = £3.00 (ish)
That means you could buy either:
29628 pints of beer or
22714 copies of playboy or
1 house
I know which I'll have thanks!!
After 29628 pints you wouldn't be able to make much use of the Playboys anyway :rolleyes:
Yip 12 playboys and the rest in beer.
Anyway, I'm away now. Have great weekends all. And remember to sing O'Canada on Monday. Don't worry, nobody else knows the words either (a bit like the Scottish National anthem where we all mumble the verses and join in for the Chorus).
SD
BTW It's Scotland the Brave.
I'm just pre-empting someone saying "Scotland has a national anthem?"
:p
SD
Ciao SD. Ralph Wiggam in the Simpsons sung O Canada once. But only the first line and I'm damned if I can remember it.