Night Mr. P ;)
Bizarre but True!
An estimated 24,000 pieces of cutlery are stolen from each motorway service station in Britain a year.
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Night Mr. P ;)
Bizarre but True!
An estimated 24,000 pieces of cutlery are stolen from each motorway service station in Britain a year.
Theiving British.... for shame.
At the prices they charge for a sandwhich I'm not bloody surprised!
SD
I had lunch at Timmy's today: soup, sandwich, donut and coffee for $5 (like 3 pounds sterling).
Morning ladies!
Good morning sir, good luck on the interview today :)
Muchos gracias for remembering :)
Shouldn't be too much of a challenge...just need to know what the hell British Energy do before I apply for a job there ;)
not a problem for remembering, least I know now that at least two of my cells upstairs work :)
:)
morning solid makerel lovers!!
and all you other people who need to get a life (and a makerel) ;)
"makerel" - thats not right aint it?
mackerel the fish?
Morning everyone, I shouldn't be around for too long, maybe Ian will find me :p
Simon, you hate me don't you`?
me, no... why you say that?
Well I have to see if everyone hates me or just pretends they don't hate me
You don't know how much I hate you :(
Oh yes, Ian told me everything about you!
Whats with you today keddie?
SCARY! :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
Oh yes, Ian told me everything about you!
Oh Christ, you don't know about my Donkey Rituals do you?
yes he knows... and hes very good at it our kedaman :p
Yep, and that's very unorthodox for a dolphinQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Oh Christ, you don't know about my Donkey Rituals do you?
I am no ordinary Dolphin.
nope and the truth comes out about the pervert dolphin
Afternoon fellow racers :)
Afternoon fellow mackerel-slappers :D
*slap*
Afternoon Parksie, do you hate me?
I don't know :pQuote:
Originally posted by kedaman
Afternoon Parksie, do you hate me?
Remember, I don't know anything :D
Ian can tell, there's a rage of dark thoughts about me inside you, you want to see me die slowly and painfully
you still owe me that tenner mike ;)
afternoon all!
What tenner? :pQuote:
Originally posted by chenko
you still owe me that tenner mike ;)
afternoon all!
tut tut, you never know anything dont ya :rolleyes:
:D:D :p :p
Good morning friends, dophins, mackerals etc.
Afternoon O Twisted One :)
Oh Katie, don't kill me!
Hi Kiddo! Have you been interviewed yet?
:confused: Why would I even consider that? I'm not that kind of person!Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
Oh Katie, don't kill me!
Nobody expects the spanish Inquisition
Nevermind keddie, hes in a wierd mood :p
Yes, and it went quite well thanks :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hi Dildo! Have you been interviewed yet?
Sorry, he's suffering from paranoid depression :rolleyes:
Yep, and I think I'll get it because the guy said that they'd never had anyone straight out of school who had 5 years' C++ experience :D
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901 Snap out of it Ked!
Yeah for Parksie!!! When might you start?
Perhaps monday :)
I'm suffering paranoid depression? No way, i'm just experiencing my expanded senses, i can feel the emotional fluxuations of cold hate sourrounding me
Ked - your absolutley right. I would sleep with one eye open from now on, and expect to wake up with a horse head next to you and I'm not talk about some slapper you have pulled down the local night club ;) :p
Stop following me! :pQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Ked - your absolutley right. I would sleep with one eye open from now on, and expect to wake up with a horse head next to you and I'm not talk about some slapper you have pulled down the local night club ;) :p
Hey Ian....don't yu love me anymore??????
yep, I've lost my heart to a star ship trooperess ;)
Less competition for me...*cough* er....i mean Tom ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hey Ian....don't yu love me anymore??????
I can tell, I can tell
And heavy vibrartions comign
No that was the baked beans earlier :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
And heavy vibrartions comign
Lucky you! There's nothing better than losing your heart! Excellent fringe benefits!
Oh nooooooooo! You have no idea how it is to be litterally emotionally disturbed
Gentlemen, I must get to work. I will be back later with a wheelbarrow full of mackeral for you!
Katie - sorry about the bad 70's song pun .......... hang about, this is post race, why am i appolagising :D
Good good :) That you're bringing back mackerel, not that you're leaving :(Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Gentlemen, I must get to work. I will be back later with a wheelbarrow full of mackeral for you!
:drool:
la la la
Okay...so I decided to come back early! The mackeral was smelling up my cubicle and the cubemates were starting to complain. I offered to let each of them have one and they refused on account of there being no whipped cream handy. It's so hard to please some people!
No whipped cream? A quick yank of an Elephant and voila!
Thanks for that Bonker. I really am leaving this time. I'll leave you in chagre of the mackeral and whipped cream. Remember to share!