hi-de-hi, hi-de-ho!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
*yawn* *stretch* Good morning, campers!
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hi-de-hi, hi-de-ho!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
*yawn* *stretch* Good morning, campers!
I'm pooped. Nothing a pot of coffee won't fix though! I couldn't sleep last night. It was 95 degrees and rained and nothing would cool down the house.
Is MSN up yet?
yep, sure is :)
Cool! Add me to your contacts list and I'll see you there this evening....if anyone is still around.
Tut! Coffee is bad for youQuote:
Nothing a pot of coffee won't fix though!
Quote:
Just one cup of coffee could put the heart under extra pressure for upto three hours, scientists say.
They have discovered the amount of caffeine in a cup of the beverage is enough to stiffen the arteries for that period - tand the first one of the day is the most dangerous.
The finding is important because stiff arteries lead to high blood pressure and prevent the heart from working properly. Although doctors have long suspected caffeine may be linked to heart disease, it is the first time tests have shown it has a direct effect on the arteries.
already have :p
Don't worry Chris. I have a protien bar to go along with my coffee so it all balances out....kind of like eating a greasy cheeseburger with a diet coke...they counteract each other and therefore you consume no calories!;)
*me thinks katie needs to go back to school and shoot her former Biology teacher* :p
He's already dead. I think he ate the cheeseburgers but forgot the diet coke! If he would have only followed his own advice:rolleyes: ;)
My biology teacher would probably have shot me first :)
I probably won't be around as I have a job interview tomorrow so staying up until 2am is a bit excessive...
do a "Spud" from trainspotting and you will be fine ;)
Good luck! I'd better get some work done. I'll yak at you a little later.
You're going to throw a Nepalise wild animal at me?!? *ducks*Quote:
I'll yak at you a little later
I think i'm going to have to leave
Why, Ked??? Are you afraid of yaks???
No body likes me, as said. Besides a runtime error always occurs at line 189 where a "]" for a freaking reason I don't want to know when i open this page
I'm getting the same errors.
What do you mean nobody likes you??? I do! I think your very funny!!!:)
People like Ian and probably everyone else don't like me, they just act like nothing but talk **** about me behind my back :( so I guess I have to leave
we all love you ked... smile man!!!!!
Howdy Folks! I thought I'd better pop back in.
Hey Keds. This will cheer you up.
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is.
:p
SD
P.S. And then hopefully you can explain the joke to me as I just searched the web for physics jokes :D
SD, I'm glad youre back :) I hope you're not already in collusion with others thinking dark thoughts about me
I hope not, almost all of my thoughts involve sex in some shape or form. I don't want any other men in them at all. Just me and the pretty female population of the planet.Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
I hope you're not already in collusion with others thinking dark thoughts about me
SD
Ahh bollocks, not another one!
http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/stories/ne...kpt=zdhpnews01
Crap!
If I only had that female population outside my head as well :pQuote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
I hope not, almost all of my thoughts involve sex in some shape or form. I don't want any other men in them at all. Just me and the pretty female population of the planet.
SD
The Uncertainty Principle means that if you know where something is, you don't know how fast it's going, and vice versa :)Quote:
P.S. And then hopefully you can explain the joke to me as I just searched the web for physics jokes
If you know something, then you die or actually vice versa
If I die, then I don't know anything :)
How do you know that? ;)
I don't know that because I don't know anything...
I know I don't want to be dead!
I know I don't want you to be dead either!
Isn't this sort of a dead end conversation?
But why? If someone wants to live forever than just ask me and i'll fullfill your wish
Most people wouldn't be seen dead on a thread like this :)
Especially when they're dead tired!
Although when I get cranked up on VB-W I'm dead to the world!
To trivialize the importance of VB-World would be a deadly mistake!
The female of the forum is more deadly than the male...
Hahah:D
It got dead quiet in here for a while. Where is everybody?
Well i'm off posting crap in General VB, dunno about anyone else ;)
They died of boredom while I was away :pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hahah:D
It got dead quiet in here for a while. Where is everybody?
You're supposed to post usefull stuff in th General Forum, Chris...not crap!!!!!!
not reeeeeeeeeeally!!
Oh, I thought you were serious....:rolleyes:
Nobody expects serious posts...Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Oh, I thought you were serious....:rolleyes:
I'm definitely not nobody so I guess I didn't really expect serious posts:p
:p
And you just destroyed my single remaining braincell :D
:eek: I'm shocked!! You actually had a braincell left?!?!?!!!!;)
Bizarre but true!
Britain fought one of the shortest wars ever against Zanzibar in 1896. It lasted just 38 minutes.
Yep...truly bizarre!
Yep...truly Zanbizarre!
You been reading FHM?Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Bizarre but true!
Britain fought one of the shortest wars ever against Zanzibar in 1896. It lasted just 38 minutes.
Katie - that's appalling :p
The longest war was between two chinese neighbours. Ying, and yang.
Thank you! That's twice I've been told that today! I'm on a roll!:DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Katie - that's appalling :p
Bizarre but true!
All the gold ever mined would fit inside just four jumbo jets.
Get off it, that's my lunch!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'm on a roll!:D
A joke about 2 gays and a mustard sandwich springs to mind...
Bizarre but true!
If you stood on Tower Bridge and watched the Thames for a whole year, you would still not see as much water go past as that that passes down the Amazon a day.
Not really surprising ;)
But what is surprising is that I'm off to bed before 3am...
...night all! :)