Oh shít, run for it!
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Oh shít, run for it!
*cough*Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
Hmm, the bonker programmer is an observer, here's probably the best place to stay safe from eventual Filbertications
oh god the humanity, its here.... hide the children GOD DAMNIT JUST RUN EVERYONE
#Nervous Voice#
Has it gone? Are you still alive skitchen8?
p0sw2sw2t5 xsw2i8'¨´m xsw2hy6e3r4e3 oops, sorry Bonker, what is the situation?
*says in a shaky voice:Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
#Nervous Voice#
Has it gone? Are you still alive skitchen8?
um... um... um... im not quite sure, is it gone yet?? i think i may be dying, some1 find me and help me please
*crrrk*Hello?*crackle*Can anybody hear me? There's *crrk*..mething coming out of the....no...no....ahh..aAAAAAAARRGGGGHHHH*crackling*.....
no, mike come back to us man.....
*static*
*Still In the style of David Attenborough hiding in a tree*
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Now things are getting hairy as the programmers Flee their usual watering holes as the Filbert wakes and wanders in search of food.... Will any of the programmers survive this onslaught of the Filbert???
oh god, lets have a moment of silence for out lost programmer friend mike *cries
*Still In the style of David Attenborough hiding in a tree*
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And there we have it the Mike "Parksie" Parks programmer has fallen to the might and girth of the Filbert, how will the other programmers survive the winter without him... we can only watch and see!
Who did I remove from existance with my girth? :D
you you killed mike you ass/arse hole, everyone run before he gets you too!!!
*wonders how the conversation about me started*
*wonders the same
*also confused but thats normal... :D*
Knock that nonsense off immediately....unless of course, you continue the nonsense in English so the rest of us can join in!
I move for no man (quote - black knight, Monty Python & Holy Grail).
I've got my crayons of enchantment and Mars Bar of destruction, coupled with the "Chess Piece of Doom" - I fear no-one mwahahahah, bring it on
I'm so sorry :(
So you should be ;) :p :D
fish
i feel so stupid i could die :(
Hello and goodbye Parksie! I've got a project to do so I won't be around much! I'll miss you guys.....don't forget about me......I'll be back in around 4 hours if any of you are still going to be here!
:)
Hi Katie! :)
I may be around as well, we'll just see how it goes ;)
Ah, finally she's gone now I can talk * language again :) j/k :p
Okaaaaaaaay Keddie. I'll just nod and smile and pretend that I understand :) (what the hell are you saying?!?!?)
Wow, I though nobody would say something nice to me for a couple of days :) Thanks Pix, I said "Scandinavian Keyboard Bug" Language
Yes, I know I have work to do but it's lunchtime so I thought I'd pop in and say Hi-dee-Ho Neighbors!:D
Neighbours ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hi-dee-Ho Neighbors!:D
Hi-dee-ho?? how do you know about hi-dee-ho?
Evening Ms. Twisted! :)
How's your project going?
Okay then.
Hornswaggle fatang blue monkey baloop
This is "Total and utter gibberish" language
Hi Katie. Hope you're feeling better than I am.
Don't start :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by filburt1
Hi Katie. Hope you're feeling better than I am.
:rolleyes:
Hello katie & co. How's everyone today then?
monkey baloop :)
Chris---Hi-dee-Ho is from an American Television show you may have heard of....a little thing called the Simpons...it's presented in color ..Homer's neighbor , Ned Flanders says it! I wouldn't expect someone who has to take a lift to a flat in order to sit his arse on a sofa to know this though!;)
btw....you were speaking (in the ass/arse thread) of American's problem with one word meaning two things.....what do you call a tire when it has no air in it????? What do you call an apartment????
Parksie....my project is going fine...it's actually just an enhancement to an existing program so it's no big deal....but it should at least keep me out of trouble for a while!:D
btw....I'm finally getting out of the stone age and getting the Internet on my home computer.....how exciting is that!?!?! 6pm tonight I should be up and running!!
Way cool! So you'll be able to come on VB-World and see us crazy Brits still here at 4 in the morning ;)
Modem or cable?
oh, I was thinkg of Hi-dee-hi hi-dee-ho (from a cheesy sitcom), but now you mention it, yes flanders does say hi-dee-ho neighbour. I don't live in a flat and I never said the problem was the word meaning two things, because pleanty of words have multiple meaning...the thing is i is spelt arse!!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Chris---Hi-dee-Ho is from an American Television show you may have heard of....a little thing called the Simpons...it's presented in color ..Homer's neighbor , Ned Flanders says it! I wouldn't expect someone who has to take a lift to a flat in order to sit his arse on a sofa to know this though!;)
btw....you were speaking (in the ass/arse thread) of American's problem with one word meaning two things.....what do you call a tire when it has not air in it????? What do you call an apartment????
I'm afraid I'll be the dial-up queen until November.....when ADSL is coming to town!!!! I was going to wait until then but I have NOOOOOO patience left.
does that mean we can deal you up?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'll be the dial-up queen
Haha Kedaman ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'm afraid I'll be the dial-up queen until November.....when ADSL is coming to town!!!! I was going to wait until then but I have NOOOOOO patience left.
We're mostly on dial-up here (one reason why I was whinging earlier). No ADSL in my area for at least another 2 years, by which time something better will probably be out :p
Mr Hankey says How-dee-ho :)
Chris, dear....
According to Webster's here is the definition of ass:
1)Any of several hooved animals closely related to the horses and zebras.
2)A foolish or stupid person!
arse, on the other hand is conspicuously missing from the dictionary!
Imagine that!!!!:D :rolleyes:
And is websters american per-chance?!
*Ahem*
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Found 4 entries for arse.
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arse (ärs)
n. Chiefly British Slang
Variant of ass2.
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Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
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arse \Arse\, n. [AS. ears; [ae]rs; akin to OHG. ars. G. arsch, D. aars, Sw. ars, Dan. arts, Gr. ? (cf. ? tail).] The buttocks, or hind part of an animal; the posteriors; the fundament; the bottom.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
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arse n 1: the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on [syn: buttocks, butt, backside, bum, buns, can, fundament, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, tush, bottom, behind, derriere, fanny, ass] 2: excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal [syn: anus, arsehole, *******]
Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University
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arse
arse: in CancerWEB's On-line Medical Dictionary
What about cable or satellite?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'm afraid I'll be the dial-up queen until November.....when ADSL is coming to town!!!! I was going to wait until then but I have NOOOOOO patience left.
Ki8e3de3aq1mju7aq1nhy6 says:
define arse
[email protected] says:
This is [email protected], built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. ---> http://activebuddy.com/r/146
Definition for arse from American Heritage Dictionary © 2000 at http://activebuddy.com/r/217
NOUN
Chiefly British Slang See ass.
I wanted to type the old phrase:
I say tomato and you say tomato but it just doesn't come out well in text!
So you are using the variant and we are using the proper, non-slang word......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmQuote:
arse (ärs)
n. Chiefly British Slang
Variant of ass2.
:p
But we're in England so therefore the variant is the accepted standard :p
American Heritage Dictionary is american. Of course they're going to use they're own terms...Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
Ki8e3de3aq1mju7aq1nhy6 says:
define arse
[email protected] says:
This is [email protected], built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. ---> http://activebuddy.com/r/146
Definition for arse from American Heritage Dictionary © 2000 at http://activebuddy.com/r/217
NOUN
Chiefly British Slang See ass.
okay, sorry about that
right, once and for all!!!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I wanted to type the old phrase:
I say tomato and you say tomato but it just doesn't come out well in text!
So you are using the variant and we are using the proper, non-slang word......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:p
of course american based dictionaries are going to list Arse as being a variant of Ass because americans know what an ass is!!!!!!!! They don't know what Arse is, which is why they're looking it up!!!! AAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can see we are just going to have to agree to disagree.....ass/arse....the world is full of both so why should we argue????:D :rolleyes:
I agree
Because arguing is the standard VB-World pastime :D
uuuuuuuurrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh :o
Evening Ian :)
Hangover? :p
never knew you could say ASS so many waysQuote:
arse n 1: the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on [syn: buttocks, butt, backside, bum, buns, can, fundament, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, tush, bottom, behind, derriere, fanny, ass] 2: excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal [syn: anus, arsehole, *******]
Add "nukem" to the list and we're sorted :D