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Technically, I'm unemployed at the moment because I'm not a student and I'm not earning anything :(:(
I'm searching around though...gonna apply for a £35k a year job that wants C/C++ programmers that are educated in maths - which is me :) And it's only a few miles away from me so that's good.
A £35k job.. how much experience are they asking for??? Good luck mate.. I think that they probably won't offer you the full £35k without a ****load of experience... But thats just my opinion.
Hehe I don't think they will either, but it gets my foot in the door :) It doesn't say anything about experience, but I'm sure that I could handle most things they'd throw at me.
I think that you probably could mate... I am in no way meaning to piss on your parade... I think that if they give you an interview then you are very lucky...
Doesn't matter...right now any job is ok for me, as long as I get paid for programming I'm cool with that :)
I'm sure you will mate... I know that you know your stuff.. Who knows the £35k job may not be right up your street.. Or they may hire you as a trainee... (and pay to train you up in something -- then you will have commercially trained experience, which is always good). :)
That's always a good option.
Have to wait for my results first, though :(
Well while you are waiting have a look at the image I have included and have a giggle at it... :)
Hehehe...:D
I thought that it may be appreciated :)
The following words may lso make people laugh:
NEW ENGLISH SLANG DICTIONARY, 2001
Abra-Kebabra:
A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast
food vanishes down the
performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it
suddenly reappears on the
taxi floor.
Aussie Kiss:
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Back End of the Batmobile:
The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a
really hot curry. I had a Ring
Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now
I've got a dose of
Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of
the Batmobile."
Beaver Leaver:
or Vagina Decliner. A homosexual.
Beer Coat:
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home
after a booze cruise at 3 in
the morning.
Beer Compass:
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival
home after a booze cruise,
even though you're too pissed to remember where you
live, how you get there, and
where you've come from.
BOBFOC:
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Boiler Suit:
The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and with
phallus aforethought,
score with a Bobfoc last night. This charge is
usually brought by a kangaroo
court of your friends in the pub on Saturday night.
Bone of Contention:
A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that
arises when a man is watching
Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
Breaking the Seal:
Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the
seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will
be required every
10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Budgie's Tongue:
or Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag. The
female erection.
BVH:
Blue-Veined Hooligan. The 1-eyed skinhead.
Cider Visor:
Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
Cliterature:
1-handed reading material.
Cock-A-Doodle-Poo:
The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently,
wakes you up in the
morning to get to the toilet quick.
Crappuccino:
The particularly frothy type of diarrhoea that you get
when abroad.
Double Bass:
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman
from behind, and then
fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her
Budgie's Tongue with the
other. The position is similar to that used when
playing a double bass
instrument, but the sound produced is slightly
different.
Etch-A-Sketch:
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling
both of her nipples
simultaneously.
Fizzy Gravy:
or Rusty Water. Diarrhoea.
Flogging On:
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
Frigmarole:
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
************************:
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap
at too high a speed.
Going For a Mc****:
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
buying food, you're just
going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to
them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mc****
With Lies.
Greyhound:
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
McSplurry:
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining
for a week in fast food
restaurants.
Millennium Domes:
The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely
impressive when viewed from the
outside, but there's actually ****-all in there worth
seeing.
Monkey Bath:
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo! Oo!
Oo! Aa!
Aa! Aa!".
Mystery Bus:
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
you're in the toilet after
your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people so the pub is
suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
Mystery Taxi:
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday
morning before you wake up,
whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10-Pinter in your bed
instead.
NBR:
No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up
instantly in the pub.
The opposite of a 10-Pinter.
Picasso Arse:
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she
looks like she's got 4
buttocks.
Starfish Trooper:
or Arsetronaut. A homosexual.
10-Pinter:
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at
least 10 pints.
2-Bagger:
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with.
(1 to cover their head,
and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)
Titanic:
A lady who goes down first time out.
Todger Dodger:
A lesbian.
X-Piles:
Unwanted visitors from Uranus.
Good morning! How is everyone????:)
Hello Katie.
Yo Katie, how are they hangin'?!
a very brief hello for me at the moment. work, work ,work again :)
Hello all you handsome men! Don't work too hard!
You are so sweet Katie
Hey all!
Katie - I asked John, see your email for the transcript...
I read it.....obviously!
Thanks for the compliemnt, Chris. How's your project coming?
:)
So it's not all bad...
My project is going well... It is finishing next week... I am also doing another site for them then I am going on holiday for a week and hopefully going to start a full time job doing database work.
Nope...not all bad, Parksie.
What type of database job, Chris...SQL or Oracle?
Access!!
Hey, someone has to be a fan...
We hate, we hate, Access *dum, ba dum dum THOMP*
Access is a great program..............for tracking your home video collection or recipes.:p
It is Oracle and mySQL ... Access? *Shudder* I think that I'm going to be sick!!!
:D
It's ok for small client-side things (I did my IT project in it because I wasn't allowed to do a huge beast PHP/MySQL thing :() but any more than that is just silly.
I've answered so many questions on this forum that go "how can I use my remote access database" because they want to upload their .mdb to a web server and use it from anywhere. Fools :D
I know, I've given up with those Q's.Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I've answered so many questions on this forum that go "how can I use my remote access database" because they want to upload their .mdb to a web server and use it from anywhere. Fools :D
Well hopefully I will get the job for the database company.
There is also work with DOS.
Good luck, Chris!
Hello Everybody!
Hello cutie! How are you?
What's up, Dennis?
Dennis, quick, look behind you!
td.
(td has had some beer again :-)
I like td best when he's had some beer! So, how's you shiny helmet today??
Katie: I'm doing pretty good. I've got a job interview at Best Buy on friday. How are you?
Arien: Nothing really (see above).
TD: Put your pants back on! :eek:
Good luck, Dennis!!
td.....don't listen to Dennis....keep them off!.....and send me pictures.
Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I like td best when he's had some beer! So, how's you shiny helmet today??
Well polished!
td.
Was it a spit shine?
I like the whole mental image thing I've got going right now!!Quote:
Was it a spit shine?
:eek:
My first Post race post.
My 2nd
This is my 791st.
:eek: :eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
Katie: I'm doing pretty good. I've got a job interview at Best Buy on friday. How are you?
Arien: Nothing really (see above).
TD: Put your pants back on! :eek:
1245 for me, sounds good untill the big guns get here :)
any one around ?
No
anyone else other than young muppets ;)
No, now that you've been let out again, they're all hiding their sheep..... :p
no sheep can hide from me, especially whten i'm wearing my velcro gloves :D
How goes it then young dennis ?
9864 for me! :D
we don't like show off's :(
fancy a drive in my ferrari over to my personal lear jet :p
Oh yes! Can I drive????????????
ooh, don't know about that, might need a few so called favor's in return ;)
"Only" 46 for me. :)
You name it, Ian...you got it!:D
well you can start off by comming round and doing my house keeping in a frilly french house maid costume and we will take it from there. ;) :)
how are you then Katie, everything going Good ?
No problem! I'll bring my "special" feather duster!
Things are okay.....we weem to be having some problem with APIs that worked great in NT 4 that aren't in Win2K....grrrrrrrrr but other than that....everything is peachy!:)
Hello Everybody! Just popping in
*pop*
to say hi. If you want to see a bit of what I'm working on: www.clanbio.co.uk :cool: (Yes, I know about the GFx problem on the right hand menu).
Urgent message!: Go to www.petitiononline.com/radiok and vote for it! You'll thank me when we get enough signatures! :D:cool:
My comment for the moment: m0000000000000000!!!:cool:
l8r all. :p
with work, things are Ok'ish, as I said yesterday, the client has been with us for the last couple of days and he's gone through the changes he wants us to do. as the specificationt hat we have been working off hasn't been that great, there are quite a few thing's. Apart from work, I'm my usual happy self as well :)