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You what?

Wombat sofa :cool:

Hitler's got a ginger raindeer

Exactly, why do we argue about the power of soap?

I've travelled the seven monkeys on my magic cone :)

I'm the sofa assassin and I've got pepper.

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you two could have a whole thread to yourselves of complete and utter sh*t!!!!! :p :p :p

I think we should get a doorman to help rid ourselves of these loony toons.

Maybe Nightwalker would take up the position.

Gingernut told me he was a big boy:rolleyes:

Puting an iron bar in front of the door might not work though. And we would need Gingernut to keep it rigid :D :D :D

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
Puting an iron bar in front of the door might not work though. And we would need Gingernut to keep it rigid :D :D :D

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I'm made of wood not iron. :mad:

that definetly wont work you will burn!!!

:D :D :D

Do you always have wood ?

COuld be a usefull tool then ....:confused:

make a spear out of it ;) ;)

Are U still Here.

P*ss off.

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
make a spear out of it ;) ;)

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:p :lol:

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Originally posted by venerable bede
Are U still Here.

P*ss off.

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I'll piss in your mouth.

Ich bin nein frosch hater.

The door idea didnt work the looneys still got in :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You can talk. :p

I was talking about me :lol: :lol: :lol:

What ever happened to the Gingernut anyway??? Did you kill him?? :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
I was talking about me :lol: :lol: :lol:

What ever happened to the Gingernut anyway??? Did you kill him?? :eek: :eek: :eek:

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I wish but no. :eek: :p

The relationship didnt work then???

I was hoping to be a bridesmaid!!! :lol: :lol:

Good Question !

Where the hell did Gingernut go to.

I miss the little monster.
:(

zewi!

Two drum kits for my knees please :cool:

My third eye is drying up. Got anything, sir??!

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
The relationship didnt work then???

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Nope, I told Gingernut I was already in a relationship and he started crying a river.

if it isn't ******day ...

Ahhh its time for the annual reunion pour me a cider and tell us about your past year :D

Heres one pint of yeloow stuff.

Mendhak made it earlier. I think its cider though it is a bit warm.

This place is a pit.

We have left it for a year or so. Wheres Gingernut its time he got his mop out :D

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
We have left it for a year or so. Wheres Gingernut its time he got his mop out :D

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I don't have a mop any more. Last time I saw it venerable bede had it stuck up where the sun don't shine. :eek:

Thats why I have a limp. Just though it was harry my giant tape worm getting old with his walking stick :lol: :lol:

We've missed you Gingernut. Where the hell have you been ?

There's an ink cartridge arguing with my duffel bag upstairs.

Kick it it usually shuts them up for five minutes. Thats until the ink overspills its anger again :rolleyes:

:lol:

Your supposed to take the pips out first you silly people.

I wish you would talk sense.

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Originally posted by venerable bede
Your supposed to take the pips out first you silly people.

I wish you would talk sense.

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There are no pencil dispensers in the playground. :(

There in the toast rack silly frog.

mmmmmmmm

*munch munch*


The toast rack tastes metallic. And they say they used bread :confused:

In 24 hours I shall be in severe pain :lol:

Does this pub serve food? Where is the menu?