You obviously ARE a new member. Never! :)
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You obviously ARE a new member. Never! :)
I think the first time I came to this forum was when this thing was first posted.
Oh well.
Not according to your user CP.
I forgot my other account name/password. Parksie somehow pulled it up the other day.
Morning all
I'm not the large melting cheeseboard I used to be, darling.
Ooooh yes yes yes yes....
I'm late today - was kicking the arses of some of my bretherin in Ealing last night :( :( :(
Things suck big time :mad:
:rolleyes: I've just read filburt1's Location, why oh why :(
Things crappy becaus of his location?
*slap
SCHNAPPOUTOFIT!!!
/gives BG a spangle...
Is this burning an eternal flame.Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
/gives BG a spangle...
oops, sorry that was the bangles :eek: ;)
/give Ian his daily kick in the knacks.
morning mate... :rolleyes:
morning pal. bit of a bummer about the Ealing incedent, was working in that area last year :(
Looks like my accent isn't going to go down too well in London for a while :(
I have to convince people coming to the weddign in Belfast that their knees are safe too... :(
At least I'm be gettign my laughing gear arounf a big pint of stout tonight... :)
I'm thinking of going on a large one this weekend, as I ain't been slaughtered for ages :)
/keeps well away from Hastings this weekend...
I got plastered in an aussie steakhouse on wed. massive steak and massive ice cold Fosters Amber beer
massive trips to bog next day though....
Being a seaside resort, there's fanny as far as the eye can see during the summer :) (Ian don's on his :cool: . "Hey Babe, Ok I'll go before you call the police" ;) )Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
/keeps well away from Hastings this weekend...
Chris wants beach!!!! :(
gaffer want loads of beeches
/***** slaps Gaffer around the chops
or beech slap even :rolleyes:
Morning all. Busy researching PHP. Still can't find a site which covers the basics, such as editing/delteing a mySQL record.:(
Chris joins in with the communal beech slapping!
I'm reporting you all for cruelty to Beeches :mad:
rubs green toast in Boker's face.:D
*Shaves ricmitch's eyebrows off with a toaster*
afternoon anyone who is around :)
I'm atriangle
Afternoon all :)
THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a car's hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.'' Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes. '
very good chris :)
Ok so this is probably one of the longest delays in posting ever...what happened to VB-World yesterday?
Someone hijacked the cookies
man, how long has this thread been going on for??
oh, almost a year ago, and it's more then 1000 post.
Kedaman - :confused:
SCSI (:p) - it's now the general chat thread :D
how did that happen?
never mind
parksie, where's everyone else? btw did you get any sleep since you was online when i went to sleep and you still online?
Yeah, i slept from midnight until 10am :)
4am to 2pm for me :p but thats odd, did you leave icq on? or is it me just hallucinating? :confused:
I never get any sleep :(
g'mornin everyone
Afternoon :p
Ked - I dunno, I'm sure I turned it off so I think you're hallucinating :)
PS: How does your sig work? :confused:
Afteroon!
Basically, it's just a monitor attached to small controlled virus that kills 10 persons per seconds, i've spread some centuries ago.
I had two nervous breakdown so that might explain my hallucinations :p
lo all.:) Finally worked out how to use mySQL (a bit).:D
I bet Ked's sig uses PHP to generate images.:D
It is wonderful, isn't it? :)
PS: MySQL not mySQL ;)
nah just a GIF :-P
No, it's just 4 animated gifs, each going slower than the last.Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
I bet Ked's sig uses PHP to generate images.:D
beat ya to the answer
SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
:D :D :D
Play nice or I'll delete your avatar...
it isn't workin anyway
when i go straight to the URl it is fine but not from VBW..:confused:
Hmmm not seen it do THAT before :confused:
http://www.parksie.uklinux.net/jpb_avatar.gif?
Oopsie...looks like my DNS provider are losers. Try www.parksie.uklinux.net instead :)
it r0x0rz :D :D
Hows he get it to count up if it is just 4 Gifs? he must have some image generation or scripting gong on there....:confused:
Ok. 4 animated gifs counting from 0 to 9. Each one goes progressively slower (10x slower ;)). Therefore it counts (almost).
just a time delay probably...
I get it... :)
damn we are close to post number 200,000
Well, not quite that high, but 20,000 is good enough :D