I actually DID help with the dishes lol
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So, we're almost up to the solstice. Another year shrunk down to the shortest day of the year. Then comes the rebound.
I've patented a perpetual motion machine, so I'm good. Well, technically, it isn't a perpetual motion machine, as that would violate some physical laws (and those cops are TOUGH). My design involves harnessing the hot air coming out of Congress to generate enough electricity to end human dependence on oil for all time. Now, the obvious flaw in the design is that Congress might learn to get along....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry, couldn't get that out without laughing.
As you were.
If the hot air from Congress was combined with the hot air from Parliament - then anything could be possible.........
We'd probably end up spinning away from the sun and freezing to death in the depths of space.
If Congress and Parliament started putting the needs of the people first then it would be obvious that "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers" is real.
Wot - no Christmas post? :bigyello:
'Tain't Christmas, yet. That would be tomorrow.
That's just your narrow world view!
Norad Santa tracker has him in Vietnam now!
Dont we have a xmas thread?
Btw typing with one hand at work cause jacked up my left hand last night. Had to go to the ER.
You're suppose to jack up the Mustang, not your hand.... Live and Learn.
Typing caused an injury sufficient to send you to the ER?
Ya know, when people talk about "strongly typed", that doesn't mean that you pound the keyboard so hard that it shatters and sends splinters through your hand.
and Best Wishes for the New Year :wave: May all your bugs be small and caught easily.
Or big and Coleoptera, for the beetle enthusiasts out there (like God).
stick's
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I thought the highlighted word was "stick" but I only realize now that it is a 4 letter word, what could it be?
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Or is it a rooster?
I actually put the asterisks in myself rather than relying on the profanity filter but I can confirm that it sounded a lot like "stick"
I guess Shaggy is correct.