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My hell has only seven-levels and a penthouse

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Originally posted by barrk
My hell has only seven-levels and a penthouse

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:eek::DLucky you;)

A camp tassle dangled interestingly from the earring of the yellow pixie from the 7th level of hell...

I've run out of spinach. :(

Knowing how fickle vegetables are can save you from much heartbreak!

Is that my pooty-koala having a taxi?

When I was a young asparagus I used to love to go to the waterpark:o

Who launched that chemist into my velodrome? :mad:

Empires have been ravaged by less than the dog has abided today!

It's purple nugging time!

Release the floating duck-paracopter :cool:

My devibulator has come up short:mad:

Certain vegatables are landing here on Tuesday. I think.

When you see a dirt-encrusted pine cone, it means that a diskette hides.

My apple cores are in need of a flatulent seamtress.

The purple chair leg hung motionless over the lazy cat. Then it got tired and dropped on the cat's head with a hollow thud.

My yellow orange afforded me that this piece position was in zugswang.

Purple is the key to any wayward sturgeon! :cool:

I probably like your new camera :)

Dear Mr Grobble,

Your new Mrs Grobble has arrived safely at our depot. She will be despatched to you within the next few days after a thorough inspection from my 'boys'.

Congratulations, her tentacles are amongst the finest we've seen.

Yours,

Flipflap McSharpest

The fabric of life has been soiled by the nerfblasters :(

My salamander is full of soil. :mad:

Whatever shall we do with the pineapples? :eek:

eat more bananas
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The spiral stairs have straightened. How will the dogs find their way?

Racoons are nature's bandit you know.

:(

I know nothing other than what my pocket tells me.

The amber rays of suns first light tracing the contours of a slumbering hippo

Jacob is wearing his cat's trousers.

Garnish your Yacht with slices of succulent Archbishop.

Notice: for anyone with yellow and purple ear muffs, there will be a turnip conference held in the CEO's draw 46 years from now.

You smell minty, but you look upset :(

I've found some sauce, it was in Norman Tebbit.

*canine sandwich*

I'm growing trees out of a large Scotch egg. :cool:

I trust the albatross has flossed properly!

I changed my mind to a lovely shade of green! :)

I want to eat an olive.

A raspberry window under fleeting clouds of grey radio newsreaders.

It means you save upon petrol for granny.

A nice big jug of chicken gravy. :)

Evergreen coke and a jammy chaser is so refreshing!

My lamppost owns a harpoon gun. :)

Heartshaped loin cloths should be mandatory!

I spend my spare time farming slippers. :)

My blancmange has gone insane :eek:

tree pens write great noodle soup

My son has become a Mongolian! :eek:

Is this my new onion-doner approaching?

I'm wearing a pagoda. :cool:

Shunk pillock :mad:

Girls' butts are where cooties come from :(

I have a platoon for you :)

Here comes the metric system!

I want to digest your clocks :)

Sound the doomsday whistle, I'm glazing a buffalo

Butler = Tranpolicer

I just circumcised a door knob :(

I knobbed a circumcised Butler :eek:

Where Elvis died, you shall live...on the toilet. ;)