Freeze it, first.
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Freeze it, first.
Is that when hell ffreezes over? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Frozen hell makes holy water? Might work.
Surely that would be unholy water
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Sounds like a grave subject, but I have no answer.
To get to the body shop :D
Pelvis has left the building.
How humerus
I thought I had a pun about carpals, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
I think you nailed it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Im just glad no one had a bone to pick with me over the corny joke
Not when your in a joint like this!
I guess they dont have a single funny bone in their body
That's when we should have made a humerus remark. It just wouldn't be quite as funny with 'scapula' or 'patella', though xyphoid process is always good for a laugh.
Come on people don't let our favorite post die!!! I always read this post with my morning coffee.
I'll start,
How about that Jussie Smollet case. I really thought they were going to make an example out of him and nail him to the cross. I understand the states attorney saying two days community service and $10,000 is enough but they should have made him enter a guilty plea or no contest. Now he's going around acting like he's innocent.
But in the back of my mind I think there's a chance his defense team found something embarrassing about the police or states attorney's office that they used for leverage to negotiate such a sweet deal.
Possibly. Mostly I think he can afford very expensive lawyers.
It's just strange. The evidence seemed so strong and the outcry was so tremendous, that I thought the powers in high places would mandate making a public example of him. I don't care how good your lawyer is, if the evidence is strong (sometimes it doesn't even have to be all that strong) if the Governor, Mayor, Senator, .... take special interest in the case and want a show trial, it happens. If there really isn't anything hidden going on, then I feel sorry the that States Attorney that made this decision. I wouldn't want to be him.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Yeah, but.....Chicago....
Besides, if you want something to occupy your morning, come up with a March Madness bracket for Brexit. You can add in names AND policies. Sure, it might be a bit hard figuring out the divisions, and who plays against who changes hour by hour, but the stakes could hardly be higher.