Aga - doo - doo - doo
push pineapple shake the tree....
(sorry i got bored)
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Aga - doo - doo - doo
push pineapple shake the tree....
(sorry i got bored)
I'm a supersonic running shoe
fit, fast, British too
damn ****ing slow connection :mad:
Good morning, sunshine!
I'm feeling good, in a special way,Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Good morning, sunshine!
I'm in love and its a, sunny day...
La la la la
*whistle* *whistle*
I walk up to the teller and I give her the letter
She gives me the loot, with puckered up lips and a wink
that I found cute
And I said "baby baby baby....
Is there some kharmic-chi love thing happenin' here baby or what?"
Hey all! :)
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
so please don't take my sunshine away
Custard & Mustard, and you
You big turd
Run Harry Run....
:eek:
There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell,
As a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong!"
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
Hey again!
Hey is for horses! Aren't you glad you're a cow???
im a cow? Shhhhh, dont tell Ian! ;)
hows it hanging?
Evenin' y'all.:)
Nothing's hanging yet, thank you! ;)
Doesn't sound like a trip to the dentist to me. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Bloodeye
"I know" she cried in bliss
.
.
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She said "I am glad I'm having this."
Yuk!:eek:Quote:
Nothing's hanging yet, thank you! ;)
Quote:
Ee by gum,
can your belly touch your bum?
Do your tits hang low,
can you tie them in a bow?
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Ee by gum,
can your belly touch your bum?
Do your tits hang low,
can you tie them in a bow?
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The answer is NO!
quick hello from me :)
I got some really nasty Limericks, but I'm too afraid to post them.
Hello Pix! How are you?:)
lol:p
it's a song round here. I wouldn't expect you to know it.:)
I'm fine thanks. You?
Go on. Be bad.:pQuote:
Originally posted by Bloodeye
I got some really nasty Limericks, but I'm too afraid to post them.
Hi Pix:)
fair to middling.....are you enjoying your summer?
Here's the link. I dare you to post some of these.Quote:
Go on. Be bad. :D
http://www.funnylimericks.com/adult.htm
Yep I am now that I'm better again (had a virus)
Hi Ric :)
I'm glad to hear you're better, Pix! Howdy, Ric!...how's it going?
Heya Pix, Ric :) hows all?
Hello Everybody!
----
There was a young lady from France
Who got on a bus in a trance
Everyone ****ed her
Apart from the Conductor
But he came twice in his pants
Good to see you here, Dennis. What is new?
I'm all right thx:). I'm doin a lot of PHP 4 a m8.:(
Is everyone worried about Code Red? Goes off at 1am tonight (BST) everyone running NT & IIS is at risk.:eek:
:D hey D
ric, All our servers at work were patched over one week ago. :D (which is nice)
Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Good to see you here, Dennis. What is new?
Nothing at all... You?
Ric: http://www.digitalisland.com/codered
Curse my slow connection...:mad:
Whats that number about in your sig ric?
I only heard about Code Red last night on the news.:eek:
I read about it in the paper this morning on my way to work. I'm not bothered because a) I have the latest virus defs and AVG says it handles it, and b) I don't use IIS (suckers! should have stayed with Apache... :p)
Arg! That's what pisses me off about the news coverage about the worm. They say it will kill the Internet and ANY COMPUTER with Windows NT/2000 is vunerable.
1. Only NT-based computers running IIS
2. Not that many people use IIS
3. You'd be a real piece of **** webmaster if you didn't get the latest security updates for your server
4. You'd be stupid in the first place to use NT/2000 and IIS for a web server
Like how I broke it down? :)
yes.
:)
Ric...what's your signature all about?
I hath returned :)
...and sad that that poor sheep wont :( :p;):DQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I hath returned :)
Good evening my fair lady, how's it going luv ?
Just ducky, dearie!
Pleasant evening?
absolutley spififn, warm with a gentle breeze, the bird singing in the trees, a small orchestra playing and the distant bleeting of the sheep. absolutley perfect ;)
Have you a glass of sherry, a pipe and some comfy slippers?
tsh tsh katie, wheres your etiquite, don't you know it port in the evening ? i'm most dissapointed :(
;)
I'm afraid I am extremely under educated in the area of beverage etiquette....please do fill me in! What does one drink for breakfast?
lesson 1, breakfast, orange juice and champagne :)
Yummm.......is this served in bed?
"can it be served in a bed" ? of course it can,makes the sheets soggy though, less mess and easier to drink if it was in a cup though :rolleyes:
Okay...what's for lunch, then?
Banana and crisp sandwiches :)
What do you drink with that?