okay, if you didn't like that one, how about:
We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
:bigyello:
<< and this is why you don't start talking quantum physics and such around a geek >>
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okay, if you didn't like that one, how about:
We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
:bigyello:
<< and this is why you don't start talking quantum physics and such around a geek >>
Maybe it has something to do with Helvetica.Quote:
Originally Posted by brad jones
And clearly not as funny as that Darn Charlie Brown .. ;)
Is Helvetica some kind of Turkish Hellesfont?
"Good Grief..."Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooman
96 degrees today and raining off and on. Weird day.
86 degrees here and my pool is 72 degrees. Summer? No not dog days of august that's for sure...
Our high today is 86 with a 40% chance of thunderstorms, but our humidity is 82%.
Our high was supposed to be about 100 yesterday, but some cloud cover came in and dropped the temperature. Some places even got rain, but the clouds were pretty well wrung out by the time they crossed the valley. I could see the rain falling, it just never reached the ground in this area. Still, that probably cooled it down.
Highs today should be around 100, again, but totally dry. Morning humidity is 33%. That'll probably drop a good long ways as it heats up.
Post race can't be falling so low.
Neither can the stock market.
I am redesigning my tutorial website.
It looks awesome.
I'm using twitter-bootstrap as the framework.
And all the lessons will be on one page, but displayed using JQuery.
That's the web for you: Pages are continually being redesigned, and with different underlying technology.
I love jQuery! And I love JavaScript!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
What are you using to "page" through the "lessons"?
I was going to have them be displayed using JQuery, but because I used several <iframes> of coding fiddles, it took too long to load the web page. Ultimately I decided to go the traditional route of having each lesson on its own page.
Basically, I had a bunch of <div>'s that contained the ID of the lesson. When the user clicked on the lesson's hyperlink, it would hide the visible <div> and show the desired <div>Quote:
Originally Posted by szlamany
Does your current link to VB.Net Tut' in your signature go to this new page?
Page loaded real fast for me.
Have you ever considered using an Ajax call to get extra HTML you might need "after" the page loads? I do this in my web app...
No, the new website isn't live yet. I'm waiting on fixing my "previous" and "next" JQuery issue. I've considered Ajax, but to be honest, I think the traditional method will make me more money. I plan on monetizing the website by placing an ad on the right-side of the web site like how VBForums does.