The aardvarks' taste in books run to the ridiculous and sublime. :cool:
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The aardvarks' taste in books run to the ridiculous and sublime. :cool:
I have John Cleese in my frying closet ! :)
/walks in, doesn't figure out the thread..walks out.
I shall build it entirely out of small rubber dinosaurs and crème brulée.
The leaves are swirling in a clockwise configuration without my approval :mad:
Ice cones (vanilla) are planning an invasion of Ruglick Mountains
someone has replaced my funny bone with a wedge of cheese :(
the owls don't give a hoot about the subliminal messages best selling trollop lists
Long gone are the days when I could ignite Mel Brooks with a butter dish :(
It's really a shame about the platypus but we can't have everything :(
It's really a shame about the platypus but we can't have everything :(
I’ve posted my lower intestines to a druid in Guatemala :cool:
You are paving over rare specimens.
:(
There’s a frog in my basement with chocolate :(
I think I found my angel pie. Wocka, wocka.
2 Tonnes of frog-wax please grandma!
I think that ship could sink faster. :p
I've locked up a tree copier and matching potatoe tie :)
Your Pope has become unstable, please call a plumber.
Dear sir, your gnome licence has expired.
Please point me to the bathroom, I've captured a feather biscuit.
:cool:
Elvis has risen again and joined the Chipmonks in place of Theodore.
That's not it ! Pick another gnoe !
The muffler has invaded and my veranda is humming!
:eek: No, the German Sausage I ordered tomorrow. Marvellous.
My elephant-gravy has been aroused :cool:
waiter!!! there's a torniquet in my half-baked strawberry whipped cream soup!!! :eek:
Rude Frogsprung Matrons.
Make sure your wheelbarrow is properly parked before rearranging the baked beans.
Bovine excrement is my maternal platypus.
:cool::mad:
Purple cows live under the stairs. But only when a shower is installed by an authorised Porche dealer.
Free lobotomy, bring your own soap.
Nuclear waste often spoils a party bag of cherished bloomers.
Scrub your coctail before feeding the mammoth
Tagged giraffes are nutritious and taste vile. Such are the choices in life.
"splurt!" exclaimed the mackerel carton.
Rabid flatulent frogs - kill 'em all.
Steam cleaning Sophie Ellis-Baxter can result in massive overspill.
teeth make nice necklaces
I needs new clippers for the salt experiment.
In an egg experiement gone horribly wrong, Geordi was tranformed into a yak's yoke.:(
As pretentious as a paper napkin at a second hand monster truck rally
Forty fingers fondle the far-fetched flange
The fridge beat me at judo again :(
Practice with an oven and then move on to bigger things!
I have a herring, it is revolving :(
I'm Idaho. Bring me your lemon shingles.
:mad:
It's raining pork bellies and bread pudding!
Lake me to your crested zinglefruit!
Never snaggle the gyroscope in the westward position. :mad:
I have been possesed by an evil roadsign :(
A Sicilian guava can't lick its eyebrows.
;)
I have a parrot
No I don't :confused:
I make up my posts
I drive to school in a hyperbolic patty wagon. :cool:
I ate my school with a nice bolognaise sauce :cool:
But colleges go with mayonese
I'm eating bunt cake at Arnold Palmer's house.
:eek: He has a hissing sofa.
My giraffe's fallen down the stairs :(