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Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by....

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of...

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was....

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why...

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why he was so attracted to Tinkerbell...

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why he was so attracted to Tinkerbell's wings. He was always trying to...

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why he was so attracted to Tinkerbell's wings. He was always trying to dress up like a fairy. He would regularly borrow Dennis's outfit.

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words where ".....

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why he was so attracted to Tinkerbell's wings. He was always trying to dress up like a fairy. He would regularly borrow Dennis's outfit.

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull".

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull". Since no one had a bong Parksie had to look around for something else to suck on when he noticed...

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull". Since no one had a bong Parksie had to look around for something else to suck on when he noticed Sweet Suckin' Sam wander dazedly into the vicinity :) Parksie took full advantage of the situation and decided that sucking on Miss America was as good as the description tatooed onto Katie's ...

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull". Since no one had a bong Parksie had to look around for something else to suck on when he noticed Sweet Suckin' Sam wander dazedly into the vicinity Parksie took full advantage of the situation and decided that sucking on Miss America was as good as the description tatooed onto Katie's horse! ...

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull". Since no one had a bong Parksie had to look around for something else to suck on when he noticed Sweet Suckin' Sam wander dazedly into the vicinity Parksie took full advantage of the situation and decided that sucking on Miss America was as good as the description tatooed onto Katie's horse!

"Shheeet boy!", said Katie, "What kinda crazy 'baccy are ya smokin' there? Ain't natural for folks to be smokin with them thar new fangled contraptions. My brother Billy-bob he was always tryin' out new stuff ya know. No good came of it. No-siree. He ended up marry our sister Mary-lou, got most of her own teeth she has too."

SD winked and muttered to no-one in particular "forgot the red-neck accent for a bit, but that should re-establish it."

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to...

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when...

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to...

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in ....

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in ....

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in Vietnam.

"I didn't know you were in the war", exclaimed Kedaman.

"oh, no. It was on holiday there. I lost them in a nasty boating accident involving a bottle of vodka, a rubber band and two prostitutes. I don't think I need to explain any further, I'm sure you all get the picture."

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in Vietnam.

"I didn't know you were in the war", exclaimed Kedaman.

"oh, no. It was on holiday there. I lost them in a nasty boating accident involving a bottle of vodka, a rubber band and two prostitutes. I don't think I need to explain any further, I'm sure you all get the picture."

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and...

]Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in Vietnam.

"I didn't know you were in the war", exclaimed Kedaman.

"oh, no. It was on holiday there. I lost them in a nasty boating accident involving a bottle of vodka, a rubber band and two prostitutes. I don't think I need to explain any further, I'm sure you all get the picture."

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his......

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in Vietnam.

"I didn't know you were in the war", exclaimed Kedaman.

"oh, no. It was on holiday there. I lost them in a nasty boating accident involving a bottle of vodka, a rubber band and two prostitutes. I don't think I need to explain any further, I'm sure you all get the picture."

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones"....

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious.....

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to....

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled out.......

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled out.......A 12 INCH...........



........kipper
it was all wet and slimy, then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began..............

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled out.......A 12 INCH...........



........kipper
it was all wet and slimy, then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper!

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to....

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May....

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied....

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hope on the horse cowgirl katie rod in on and go to....

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some........

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a....

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***...

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a *** which he had just finished sucking on.

As they approached he shouted out...

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping...

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand"...

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he...

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".:)

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for ....

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like ........ ...

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when he suddenly...

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to....

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then..

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry....

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry but as usual he doesn't really care wether it's good, bad or sherry, just as long as it's alchaholic. So in he stumbles with a bottle of meths, talking to himself (as he is thinks he is such a good conversationist he might as well have a good conversation with at least one other person in his lifetime)and doesn't realise that Mike is in his suitcase on the floor and just thinks that is his collection of Raz mags.

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang .........

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry but as usual he doesn't really care wether it's good, bad or sherry, just as long as it's alchaholic. So in he stumbles with a bottle of meths, talking to himself (as he is thinks he is such a good conversationist he might as well have a good conversation with at least one other person in his lifetime)and doesn't realise that Mike is in his suitcase on the floor and just thinks that is his collection of Raz mags.

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian....

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry but as usual he doesn't really care wether it's good, bad or sherry, just as long as it's alchaholic. So in he stumbles with a bottle of meths, talking to himself (as he is thinks he is such a good conversationist he might as well have a good conversation with at least one other person in his lifetime)and doesn't realise that Mike is in his suitcase on the floor and just thinks that is his collection of Raz mags.

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self. As Ian approached .....

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self. As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too ...

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his......

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest.............

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest rubber dildo anybody has anyone had ever seen. So he comes over to intervine with Ian trying to cure katie (as the girlfriends have made him feel happy again) by involving a strange postition of VI IX ...........

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to.........

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to beat him around the head with it. Now, in his alcoholic haze this was either going to enrage him into some from of Sherry-psycosis or he would just collapse, finding the floor like the pro that he is....

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say...

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of......

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of Crocodiles. With a thump the Heave Ho that the girls had a given to SD landed beside him. "This here's my Ho" shouted SD, somehow having fallen into a bad New York Ghetto Pimp accent. "Get your sweet as sugar ass over here!", he shouted at her. Simon turned to Dean and said....

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of Crocodiles. With a thump the Heave Ho that the girls had a given to SD landed beside him. "This here's my Ho" shouted SD, somehow having fallen into a bad New York Ghetto Pimp accent. "Get your sweet as sugar ass over here!", he shouted at her. Simon turned to Dean and said....'Not that there's anything wrong with that. But this guy smells like he has been on the demon drink for the last three years."

Dean who had been scratching his...........

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of Crocodiles. With a thump the Heave Ho that the girls had a given to SD landed beside him. "This here's my Ho" shouted SD, somehow having fallen into a bad New York Ghetto Pimp accent. "Get your sweet as sugar ass over here!", he shouted at her. Simon turned to Dean and said....'Not that there's anything wrong with that. But this guy smells like he has been on the demon drink for the last three years."

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to......

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a.....