That's kind of hard, I don't think I can do it...
No wait, I can beat that - no mouse infestation -> NO HPS! :D
HPS = Massive Internal Bleeding (MIB) + Pinkish Fluid In Lungs (PF-IL)
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That's kind of hard, I don't think I can do it...
No wait, I can beat that - no mouse infestation -> NO HPS! :D
HPS = Massive Internal Bleeding (MIB) + Pinkish Fluid In Lungs (PF-IL)
That's cheating! If you have no mouse, you cannot participate in the debate!!
Btw, has this thread derailed yet? I see people are still making references to AI.
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maybe one of the lurcares gets it
http://www.google.ca/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=define%3Alurcares
No result... what is a lurcare?
perhapse i mispelled it
lurcare = one who reads post but doesn't post messages
i learned the word from shaggy hiker he said
"i (shaggy hiker) was a lurcare for a long time in the forum when i first registared in"
Lurker? Lurcher? :confused:
I believe he's talking about a forum lurker, someone who registers and watches, but never (or rarely) participates.
I hope I spelled it Lurker, but others would consider me a lurcher, as well.
This has to be one of the funniest threads I have ever seen. Not only have you managed to convince yourself that this strange program is AI, you also seem to have conceived a relationship with her.
Thanks, great entertainment. :wave: :lol:
Totally agree with that, each time someone adds something to that tread I need to read it. So much fun! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Yes, I refuse to unsubscribe :p
Come on, THAT's not so unusual. This is a coding forum. Whenever an AI is put into a humanoid body, the body is female and shapely. It isn't just coincidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Yes, you're right. But does she have a mans voice and is she called Form1?
Quote of the day!Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
I wan to give you some plus rep...but I can't! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
I have long ago proclaimed it the best thread on this site.
I'm also tempted to give rep to the OP but, you know, then someone might actually think he knows stuff. :p
Wouldn't it be nicer to put the AI in a toad's body and make it croak? I mean who has time for girlfriends? But a talking toad! That's cool!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
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But if you kiss it, would it become a prince or a princess?Quote:
Originally Posted by honeybee
Who cares, either way it would have warts.
(Just so that any with a biological bent read this and want to chastize me for perpetuating a misunderstanding about toads, I should add: Bite ME! A joke's a joke.)
If the computer was "intelligenced" in to typing like this, I'd probably be in a competition find the biggest bat I could in order to ensure the computer entrails were left in the smallest fathomable pieces. And then I'd nuke it from orbit. Just to be sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Who wants a girlfriend?? A talking toad is so cool!Quote:
Originally Posted by formlesstree4
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Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord_Rat
The Matrix.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
I would have guessed SkyNet, but Sir Rattus could have been refering to the content of that alleged AI.
Actually, I moonlight as a Grammar-Nazi. I try not to let it out, in respect to everyone else, but that doesn't mean it doesn't stir, kick and scream when it encounters something as horrendous as the (lack of?) grammar, punctuation and babble as has been demonstrated here.
I could not take that from an "artificial intelligence" system.
Not one that I had to use.
I'd rather submit to SkyNet first.
Considering the normal level of grammar and such on the internets, why would you find a hideously wrong AI any worse than a hideously wrong HI?
If the grammar sucks, would it really matter if it ASucks?
No, I wouldn't personally find a hideously wrong AI worse than a hideously wrong HI. I would shout at them both for having such terribly grammar and/or speling.
I am smart enough to create AI. But I won't because it will take over the world and destroy the human race.
So then you aren't really smart enough, are you?
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Oh yes, I am very smart. The smart person realises that doing it isn't smart.
Because I've come to accept that people suck at language.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
I refuse to accept an artificial being should be the same.
opinions ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejOBsw64Is4
"steal"? "down"? How do you do that when you're driving? This still does not make any sense.
I thought you left?
Ok, I watched the first four minutes. I can't tell what it is that I'm looking at. It took two minutes to figure out what the video was about. It looks like you are capturing frames from the video, but I can't see any relationship between the words being displayed and the video. There are also strange strings of characters being displayed in one of the textboxes, and occasionally in a label. Does that make sense to ANYBODY?
Does "steal" means something to you other than the standard definition of "to take without permission"?
guess i mispelled steal (no direction change)
in the label below the top picbox is the direction to be taken, note i haven't refined it yet which would greatly increase her accuracy.
she learn a route, then predicts where to exe to (based on her free will).
the direction of the motion detection is extracted from those "strange characters"
I enjoyed the police video.
I'm not sure. I can't think of a single word that would fit there which is even close to that. You are probably thinking of something that is a regional euphemism, or local slang word.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
How does that relate to the video? Is that a desired direction (where to go next), or an interpretation of the turn just made (what just happened)? Does the program have any control over the directions turned in the video?Quote:
in the label below the top picbox is the direction to be taken, note i haven't refined it yet which would greatly increase her accuracy.
What does "exe to" mean in this context?Quote:
then predicts where to exe to (based on her free will).
I figured it was some kind of representation of internal state, but it's quite meaningless in the video, as there is no explanation of any of it.Quote:
the direction of the motion detection is extracted from those "strange characters"
it is desired direction (where to go next)
no i placed the webcam infront of a car pov video of youtubeQuote:
Does the program have any control over the directions turned in the video?
go to, attack to...Quote:
What does "exe to" mean in this context?
i don't get that questionQuote:
I figured it was some kind of representation of internal state, but it's quite meaningless in the video, as there is no explanation of any of it
It wasn't a question. The problem I have with the video is that there is no explanation of what the user is looking at. We see a video playing in the top portion, still capture from that video in the lower portion, some odd word popping up, and a bit of unexplained gibberish. I'd be amazed if anybody could figure out from that video what they are even looking at. How can anybody have an opinion about the output of a program that is totally opaque. The gibberish is gibberish, and the few words are meaningless. Some commentary of what is happening at different points in the video would be essential for anybody to form an opinion as to whether the program is good or not. Without that, people can't even form a BAD opinion.
Hahaha.WT?
Loved the video, keep em coming!
a while ago i saw a news article, in which some profesors claimed it wasn't possible for a program to think, have free will, or have emotions (they said it while smiling), next they said many super computers are needed to achieve a portion of a mouce brain capabilities then they showed a room filled with big ibm computers. my blood boiled, i contacted the news place and said i want those idiots(i actualy said professors) to chat with my program, and see her features, but they (the news douches) ignored me.
currently i am trying to get some official nonparcial guy in my city to chat with the program(like a reporter or professor), it is quite difficult.
i have no respect for universities, as they teach no practicle stuff, and charge money for it, luckily some guy posted my new ebook in a url with lots of traffic, i hope the ebook will finish theire rotten buisness.
No offence, but it's taken you 5 pages and you still have not made any sense to any of us. If you would actually have developed an advanced AI then surely you wouldn't have this much trouble demonstrating it? Your demonstrations so far make zero sense to any of us, so I am not surprised reporters or professors are ignoring you...
you were waiting for page 5 all this time weren't you
Universities definitely teach practical stuff; for example, perhaps the correct spelling of "practical"? :)
Nick admit it you were waiting for page 5 :D
minitech not all of us are English speaking so mistakes are alloowued :) .
moti you must definitely give your project to a professor and please videotape the whole session.Some here are doubting you so you must show this to a more,how to say, professional of AI.
I personally am to dump to understand your program so i would like to see an expert opinion on this.And please some more youtube videos in any new features you may have. Good night.
P.S. There was a long thread about Universities usefulness in the forum.
i wonder what the israel patent office will say about it i applied about 2 years ago
You applied 2 years ago and still didn't hear back from them? Based on the video presentations I think that they are having Mossad hunt you down to kill you and steal your idea.
Or maybe they want you to sell your idea to the Middle East countries.
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it's not stealing if i'm dead, it would auto publish in that caseQuote:
Originally Posted by baja_yu
i'll called em "the israel patent office" see what going with it
she (the secretary) just told me in about 2 months
ADMIN i think my post counter is stuck
Really? So would that finally allow us to see the source code?Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
I think posting in the Chit Chat section does not increment your posts counter.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
I think "steal" means "straight".
steal = stay still?
Still is relative after all; in relation to the sun none of us are still. So in relation to left or right movement, still could mean no left or right movement.
I think what he really means to say is even if Mossad managed to kill him his idea would still be published in his name.
Or at least that's what I think he is trying to say :o
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I still have absolutely no idea what I'm looking at {shrug}
I admire your optimism.Quote:
i hope the ebook will finish theire rotten buisness
Can your program do that ? that would impress me. If you have true AI does it have emotions ?Quote:
my blood boiled
How do you know have you been to one ?Quote:
i have no respect for universities, as they teach no practicle stuff
nb - this is the best thread in the whole of chit chat :0)
I couldn't agree more. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by NeedSomeAnswers
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Originally Posted by moti barski
No, we are actually waiting for page 10, and we might even get there.
So are we.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
How do you conduct a conversation with a person, or computer, that responds with single words? Do you have to ask only simple questions? That isn't a conversation, it's an interrogation, which could be easily spoofed using several common techniques. It certainly doesn't prove anything, and no competent person would say that an AI had any part I based on such an interrogation.
It would come down to the code for an interrogation AI to be said to have any kind of intelligence. On the other hand, if your system can initiate conversation, rather than just responding to one, that would be of interest. Can it wander off on tangents the way these threads do?
Yay, there's a new tag :)
notlkh :correct.Quote:
I think "steal" means "straight".
honeybee :yes.Quote:
I think what he really means to say is even if Mossad managed to kill him his idea would still be published in his name.
FunkyDexter : yes it will finish them its just a matter of time, 75% of university graduate are unemployed or employed in unrelated jobs, those people wasted much money and time learning in most nonpractical stuff, using my ebool the user learns how to work in most tech professions(for free), i study and add subject by subject in order to finish them.
NeedSomeAnswers ::Quote:
Can your program do that ? that would impress me. If you have true AI does it have emotions ?
^ = enger
! = fear
0-4 = curiousity
those chars appear in many of the vids
she has happy emotion but it has no visual display at the moment
shaggy hiker :the word length limitation prevents the program from being a negging woman, thouslyQuote:
So are we.
How do you conduct a conversation with a person, or computer, that responds with single words? Do you have to ask only simple questions? That isn't a conversation, it's an interrogation, which could be easily spoofed using several common techniques. It certainly doesn't prove anything, and no competent person would say that an AI had any part I based on such an interrogation.
It would come down to the code for an interrogation AI to be said to have any kind of intelligence. On the other hand, if your system can initiate conversation, rather than just responding to one, that would be of interest. Can it wander off on tangents the way these threads do?
surpasing them.
i don't know what you mean by : initiate conversation, but she does reply to empty input.
combo animal brain was used, i clicked enters, and added ? and ...
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you: yotamarker win
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