you eeeeeeeeeevil person you!Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
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you eeeeeeeeeevil person you!Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
Actually, I'm the nice guy that finishes last.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
Know the feeling :(
hmm... women like nice jerks. *hint hint*
nice jerks
Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
Nice jerks say "Excuse me, darling" before punching you in the arm.
Hence, teh joke! LOLz. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
I keep thinking the words 'sumo wrestler'.Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
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Originally Posted by ClaudeX
I grab nuns out of habit.
She wants to go fast but the guy wants to go slow = evilQuote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
He wants to go fast but she wants to go slow = evil
He wants to go to the football but she wants to go to a sale = evil
He wants to drink with mates and she gets jealous = evil
She then organises a cocktail party with just girls = evil
She says "You never open up to me" = evil
Scientific observation :-
Basically any display of possesiveness = evil
you left off a couple of major ones.
She wants a credit card=evil
she wants a joint checking account=evil
it's not you, it's her=evil
I recently started a migration plan for my girlfriend to switch to Linux. Then when she gets tired of my geeky arse she'll have to think twice about dumping me!
:-D
THAT's EVIL
For once i thought the most evil is that women want 5C ...
1st C - Car
2nd C - Condo
3rd C - Credit Card
4th C - Career
5th C - Certificate
what the hell is certificate? Is that like a degree?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
Well yea...
I lament the day women earned the right to an education.
It was much easier to keep them suppressed and controlled before they got smart. :(
How you going to do that? Curiousity in their mind created the evil within them....Quote:
I lament the day women earned the right to an education.
It was much easier to keep them suppressed and controlled before they got smart.
Well it was the apple that did the job.
I also lament the day Macintosh was conceived. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by namrekka
From experience, an uneducated woman creates a different type of evil that is easier to deal with vs the evil an educated woman can create.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
Or at least, revenge is easier and sweeter. :bigyello:
Damn the educated woman!!!
This thread is evil!!!
What was so special about the Macintosh that Apple Computer named their main product after it?
When are they coming out with the Apple Red-Delicious?tm?
Beat thisQuote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
Both of those things will mean the end of the human race.
Evil!!
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Originally Posted by Gary Campbell
Yeah I agree, and Japan's population right now is dwindling. :eek:
Japan needs more Catholics.
there aren't less japanese people. they are just all moving to USA.
Well, any more news on EVIL women ?
Oceane isn't evil.
Perhaps she's more of a covert eeeevil?
She travels in stealth.
all women attack men through stealth
Valleysboy1978, what did a certain woman do to you? hmm...
something very eeeeeeevil :lol:
Nah, nothing like that. Just fed up with the whole "dating game". You know like when is it too soon to call? Don't want to seem to keen, or too dissinterested.
It's just too much like hard work!
very eeeeeeeeeeeevil indeed! :lol:
Dating is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
exactly!
Glad to see you've finally come around to my line of thinking :thumb: :D
i think the whole thing is silly. If you are interested, there is nothing wrong with letting her know. If you don't, she might ask someone else out, or even worse have a self-esteem attack and sink into a life of prostitution.
And Lord Orwell speaks from personal experiences. :afrog:
Thats funny you say that, because as a matter of fact i am.:cry:
But she was psycho to start with.
And for clarification, i am not talking about the woman i married.
That's really, really, really sad.
too bad.
well she was evil anyway. Also thought it was the height of comedy to leave me a voice mail at work telling me a friend of ours was found dead. And she list the Alias of this friend which just happened to be the same name as my sister. I was freaking out until i figured out what was going on. she never did come clean but i just happened to know a 3rd party who had saw the supposed dead lady up and walking alive the day after this was supposed to have happened.
And she stole my luggage and answering machine when she moved out, gave my phone to the neighbors, took some of my clothes, gave my music cds to a different neighbor (i got most of them back)... you get the idea.
Turns out she only dated me to start with because i resembled her dead brother. Talk about creepy.
That's it, I'm never going to Indiana.
heh heh this was when i lived in california. And she was from Oregon
Oregano?
Here is what I mean by evil, well, evil might not be the right word :-
So this gal and I are very keen on each other and she emails me non-stop day and night, which is cool - I like it. It's a LOT but it's fine.
Then, I'm at work, and she's emailing me constantly and I have these close deadlines so I ask her not to email me for a few days cause I need to get work done. This is what I said :-
Don't email me because I have work
It doesn't mean I don't like you
It doesn't mean I'm dumping you
It doesn't mean I think you're a pain
It doesn't mean I don't like your emails
It doesn't mean I'm dating other women
So - of course, she gets upset and doesn't talk to me for 3 days beyond MY 3 days. She thought she was being a pain with her emails so I didn't want to get any more from her and because she spams I'm dumping her cause I've found another woman that doesn't.
* sigh *
We're back on track now but does that make her evil?
Well , from what i think it's not evil...she just need some LOVE & CARE (+ maybe some attention) from you that's all...keke...
So you agree she's evil? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
Well...this issues can be classfied as evil and also non-evil.
EVIL = keep emailing , which is more like pestering + think likewise, end up getting upset so easily.
Non-Evil = you think it's cool and you like it (email matter) + she need attention & care from you + getting this kind of mindset(think it's a pain) is alway easily created by women.
well depend ...different ppl have diff views...but anyway..this thread always speaks of women are eeeeevill~~
so probably alot of em agree that is evil..keke...
The problem here isn't she's evil. It is you are insensitive. If you knew how women think, you would have said something like this:
"Honey, I am slammed at work and i need to get some work done. I will email you when i am done"
When you list a bunch of reasons that don't apply, she will automatically think they do, and have revenge sex with your coworkers.
Hmmm. She works in an all-girl call-centre.
:eek:
:D
YOUR co-workers, not hers.
C rap - just as I was beginning to REALLY like her - you burst my bubble!
Lord Orwell = evil.
LOL....
end up like we're all evil
Evil Lord Orwell has a good point.
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Originally Posted by oceanebelle
The good ol' final word punch. As pleasant as poking your liver with a knife.Quote:
Ms Suzuki, who is separated from her husband, says the pillow has other advantages.
"It keeps holding me all the way through. I think this is great because this does not betray me," she told AP.
I've noticed too that women are very good at "emotional blackmail"
Valley - are we dating the same chick?
Her: "If you're not comfortable with this relationship you just tell me and everything will be fine."
Me: "Well, I'm a little surprised how fast you want this relationship to move."
Her: "OHH THAT HURTS!!! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!! DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!"
Me: "Urrrmmm ... okay."
Here's what my wife has pulled on me.
we've been separated for a little while and live in separate places.
on the 27th she spends night with me. We make love.
on the 28th i spend night with her. We make love.
30th i notice her myspace page says "divorced" and ask her about it.
She says "Whatever gave you the idea we were back together?"
::Sigh::
THAT is evil.
What you could do is text her:
"Coming over tonight?"
When she arrives, open the door and look surprised and uncomfortable
"Oh God! I text you instead of my girlfriend didn't I?!"