pahh, light weights I have only vommited twice in my entire drinking career. once when someone spiked my drink with probably an E and would have died if it weren't for the fact that one of my mates cleared my airways of vomit as i was unconsious :(
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pahh, light weights I have only vommited twice in my entire drinking career. once when someone spiked my drink with probably an E and would have died if it weren't for the fact that one of my mates cleared my airways of vomit as i was unconsious :(
So many stories :rolleyes:
I'm well remembered for a "horizontal gusher" during a rough cider drinking game.
Last year I woke up in the middle of the night and while trying to find the light switch I fell on the corner of a table leaving a 4 inch gash in my chest. The consequences of this is that I now have one brest bigger than the other :o
just hunting through old posts, trying to find tthe two or three previous photo threads.
I did find http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=79914
and
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=79799
but the proxy server wont let me open the links so i don't know if they're still valid...
Call yourself a man? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
have only vommited twice in my entire drinking career
for some strange reason, I don't chuck up :D I've had so many nights where I have been absolutley **** faced, but I never chunder :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Call yourself a man? :rolleyes:
odd that. lucky you.
I've puked so many times I just don't remember.
A few months ago I was nicknamed the pukemeister
fluck that was an understatement :DQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I've had so many nights where I have been absolutley **** faced
*phew*
Was a little worried that office photo of me might have wormed it's way in there. :D
Well, glad to see the thread made it back on track. ;)
Perhaps we could post pics of different VBF members vomiting?
I've made a proper thread for the pictures here :
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hreadid=189550
Hey, my name is Andrew FitzpatrickQuote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Good morning people :)
Just need to put some names with the new pics then :
crptcblade.gif
Electro414.jpg
MidgetsBro.jpg
nabeels.jpg
rossim.jpg
Anyone happen to know the names off-hand ?
Oh and jamagei, vicky didn't send me your picture.
Any chance you wanna e-mail it to me ? ;)
And nightwalker, get a pic to me too :)
I puke after almost nothing, it's insane. Bizarrely, I can drink and drink and drink, get totally ratted, chuck it up having got most of the alcohol out, then do it all over again..........Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
odd that. lucky you.
I've puked so many times I just don't remember.
A few months ago I was nicknamed the pukemeister
PS: Photos?
that you ?
Yep. Well, the bits of rubber and metal aren't me ;)
Here's another...
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Originally posted by parksie
I puke after almost nothing, it's insane. Bizarrely, I can drink and drink and drink, get totally ratted, chuck it up having got most of the alcohol out, then do it all over again..........
PS: Photos?
Another scuba boy :D
Not for a long while :(Quote:
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Another scuba boy :D
Last time I got narced was October.
know any good places to go on a diving holiday.Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Not for a long while :(
Last time I got narced was October.
Me and the missus still can't decide where to go yet.
So far looked at cuba, Sharm el Sheik and if the purse strings stretch really far maldives.
Never been to any of these locations so not really sure which would be better for diving and socialising.
There's some good diving out in the Red Sea, we spent a week on a liveaboard, so all we really saw of Sharm was on the last day when we went quad biking to get rid of the excess nitrogen.
Oh, and went out drinking in Na'ama Bay......if you go there, watch out for the Bus Stop nightclub.....ultra-cheesy :D
So far Egypt's the only place I've been diving that's foreign (been 3 times though :p) apart from Mull up in Scotland.
Cozumel, Mexico is the best place I've found for diving! The water is so warm I didn't even wear a wet suit! .....and the social life out of the water was unbelievable!!!!!
me :)
Im sure I can find a better picture somewhere, I just took this now...
name = Ross
why I have the username markman, I dont know. Now I wish I had a username that fits me a bit better, like CoolnessItself :D
Heres me... if anyone wants to see it =).
Z.
This one's about 2 years old, but it's a fair indication of me pretty pissed... :D
You'll notice the extreme red-eye..... I guess I wasn't just pissed on that occasion... :p
And this is much more recent... this is pretty much where I am right now... you'll also notice I don't wear shirts that often... :D
Cool rj :D:D:D I will add you in to the next version of the collage;)
Good to see you are another who frequently posts nude :eek:;) hehe:D
Parksie
Did you got to Dahab when you were out there? That's a great place...Quote:
There's some good diving out in the Red Sea, we spent a week on a liveaboard, so all we really saw of Sharm was on the last day when we went quad biking to get rid of the excess nitrogen.
I did go snorkling when I was there but, i must admit, I didn't go there for that... ;)
DF,
How did you add the picture link in your sig?
I just asked Chris this morning :D
here is his code...
[ url=http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1113111][img]http ://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1113627[/img ][/url ]
Don't say it...
Standard comment is "You were so cute! What happened?"
I have no idea. :(
You're still cute;)
No... I cheated. That photo was taken in 1996. I was in the best shape I've ever been in. Now I'm old, fat, losing my teeth and my hair's turning gray. :(Quote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
You're still cute;)
Thanks anyway though. :)
Very nice ;) :D
It's the only way to go. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
Good to see you are another who frequently posts nude :eek:;) hehe:D
But the shirt came from 1976 eh? :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
No... I cheated. That photo was taken in 1996.
Probably. I bought it the same year the photo was taken from Army Walmart - so it was probably Vietnam era.Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
But the shirt came from 1976 eh? :D :D
BTW... I was stationed in Hawaii at the time, so that's my excuse.
Come on BB.... don't be criticising Caff's "Hawaii 5 'O'" look.. at least not without offering up your own image for coolness evaluation;)
:D
is there negative coolness ??
I don't know about BB, but I gave up on coolness a while ago. It costs too much and takes too much energy to maintain a "cool" image. Crotchety is easier and cheaper. :mad:
Terminal coolness can be obtained by simply buying a Viking hat. In my experience, anyway. Oh, and you have to wear it out no more than twice a week, otherwise it begins to border on obscene.Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
It costs too much and takes too much energy to maintain a "cool" image. Crotchety is easier and cheaper. :mad:
:)
:eek: :eek: and now you tell me ??!?Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Terminal coolness can be obtained by simply buying a Viking hat. In my experience, anyway. Oh, and you have to wear it out no more than twice a week, otherwise it begins to border on obscene.
:)
so what am I supposed to wear the rest of the week ??
According to DF, nothing. :)Quote:
Originally posted by peet
:eek: :eek: and now you tell me ??!?
so what am I supposed to wear the rest of the week ??
been there done that... and look what my parents tried to do to me :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
According to DF, nothing. :)
http://www.vbforums.com/
they are terrible old vikings ... let me tell you :)
Mr C (the ctyprycpcatablblade one)
Have u paid for priority access to Google picture search? :eek:
niiiiicccce :)Quote:
you'v just been dying to post that pic haven't you :p
7/10 - no cool ray-bans. :)Quote:
My parents used to give me paper clips to play with. Then they'd turn off the lights so I could "illuminate their world." I was too young to understand what they meant by that.Quote:
Originally posted by peet
been there done that... and look what my parents tried to do to me :eek:
http://www.vbforums.com/
they are terrible old vikings ... let me tell you :)
Best $748.17 I ever spent.Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Mr C (the ctyprycpcatablblade one)
Have u paid for priority access to Google picture search? :eek:
:)
Quote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
I just asked Chris this morning :D
here is his code...
[ url=http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1113111][img]http ://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1113627[/img ][/url ]
Thanx:)
*Ahem*Quote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
I just asked Chris this morning :D
here is his code...
[ url=http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1113111][img]http ://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1113627[/img ][/url ]
And where is the back of my head?
Well I was hoping you would find one that actually showed your lovely face Gary;)
I do have one but it is definatly not lovely.Quote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
Well I was hoping you would find one that actually showed your lovely face Gary;)
I got totally paggered. It was free beer and I took full advantage of redbull & Vodka and them little fruity shots in the plastic shot glasses.
I kinda look like I've had a stroke.
Aha... well hopefully you can get another one scanned soon that is a little more revealing than the one posted;) hehe
And who is the chap in your avatar???
Alex from Big BrotherQuote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
Aha... well hopefully you can get another one scanned soon that is a little more revealing than the one posted;) hehe
And who is the chap in your avatar???
Aha... and you have him there because???
good looking chap and great entertainmentQuote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
Aha... and you have him there because???
hmm.. DF, my favorite naked poster :eek: ... I could not get the signature correct... how did you do that ??
plllleaassse prrrretty plllleas tell me ? :)
The usual then?Quote:
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
I kinda look like I've had a stroke.
Ben your talent is wasted here, you should be on stage ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
The usual then?