and ran away to be a show girl at a casino
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and ran away to be a show girl at a casino
When chatting to Ian one morning
he started his usual flirting
but as he zipped up his fly
and let out a cry
it wasn't his feelings a hurting
There was a young lady named Stacey
Second name Tracy
She turned round to Shaz . . .
who had a thing for gaz
but sadly he was in bed with Daisy
While full of vim, vigour and lust...
I gave m'lady a mighty thrust
she said "with the strain..."
stop, i'm in pain
...First let me get out of this truss." :(
hello, my name is roger
There was a man from benducket.
Whose K**b was so big he could suck it.
He said with a grin.
Wiping spunk from his chin.
If that was a c**t I could F**k it
Da daaaaa...
Well if we're going to post our own instead of doing the next line....
A boy who was top of his class,
had balls made of out brass.
In stormy weather,
they banged together
and lightning shot out of his arse!
One line at a time
*gary rubs his wrist after the slap from mendhak*
:p
There was a young doctor from Poole
Who was sadly a bit of a tool...
Who had a problem controlling his drool
He lapped up his spit
But it tasted like shit. . .
He had his head near his arse the fool!
You know, the limerick can be a beautiful tool
for self-expresion and help other see things in a
new and wonderful way.. but you people only seem
concerned with the vulgar dirty limerick....
thank god.
AHEM
There once was a dog named Cricket.
Who could lick his own middle-wicket.
he was doing it one day
When it wasted away
and now he's ***** who can't flick it
On the shelf sat a bottle of booze.
and I said to myself "I can't lose"!
Then along came another...
and everyone's brother
having been on a romantic cruise. :eek: :confused:
There was a young man named cafeenman
Apparently possessed by a demon
his head spun around
and he made a strange sound
soon the peasoup was streaming!
There once was a happy old wino...
On their wedding night
she put up a fight
They made love like horny albino's
OK, I suck at this, but I'm gonna try again:
There once was a princess named Di
whose husband was not a nice guy
who believed that she could fly,
from paparazzi
ouch :(
Umm... that doesn't rhyme with anything. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
ouch :(
There was a young man named Sue
Who got caught wearing his mother's shoes
but the police were informed
Sue's apartment was stormed
And they found the strange "plants" that he grew!
There once were two zealots in chit chat
With brains the size of a gnat
The path has been paved