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Originally posted by aknisely
I'm thick as pig shit
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Originally posted by aknisely
I'm thick as pig shit
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Originally posted by RSINGH
I like to knit
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Originally posted by S@NSIS
I knit like a girl
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Originally posted by RSINGH
I am a girl :eek:
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Originally posted by S@NSIS
I am a ladyboy ;)
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Originally posted by RSINGH
I am a sheman
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Originally posted by Skitchen8
I slept with a she man...and it was good
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Originally posted by RSINGH
I slept with a she man...and she had a longer ***** than i
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Originally posted by Skitchen8
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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Did you get a sore ass? :p
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Originally posted by chrismitchell
I've got a sore ass, do you want to rub some mackrel in for me?
yes
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Originally posted by Skitchen8
No, I'd rather you slam the mackeral up my arse
okay, that wasn't even a misquote, that was just fuccked up
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Originally posted by Skitchen8
That was not fuccked up at all, I don't know what I'm talking about
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Originally posted by chrisjk
I enjoy fuccking men in my spare time
what the hell is this????
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Originally posted by ghost ryder
what the hell is this up my ass????
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Originally posted by Gaffer
Complete off my tits wearing white gloves and a whistle...
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Originally posted by Skitchen8
what the hell is this?? ill stick it up my ass!!
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Originally posted by ghost ryder
Where the hell is my arse?!?
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Originally posted by chrisjk
i talk through my ass!!
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Originally posted by ghost ryder
I eat out of my asses ass.
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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
I have a mass of ass.
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Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
I have a mass of ass to lick every night.
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
My ass is full of carrots.
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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
My ass is full of parrots.
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Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
My ass is full of my grandpa
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
My ass is full of my grandpa's parrots
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
My face is full of my grandpas ass.
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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
My ass is full of my ass's ass.
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Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
My middle name is Enis.
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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
My closet door won't open.
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
My closet door closed on my enis.
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Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
I have seven enises
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Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
The doorknob of the door on my closet went up my anus.
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
The door of my closet went up my anus.
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Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
There's a party in my anus and everybody's invited
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
There's a party in Raab's fishtank and everybody's invited
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Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
Are we allowed to bone the fish?
Yeah, it starts at 7:30 so get yer arse down to quantogregden. BYOR (Bring your own raddishes)
Must we bring our own fish and jelly too?Quote:
Originally posted by Stefan Raab
Yeah, it starts at 7:30 so get yer arse down to quantogregden. BYOR (Bring your own raddishes)
Why, you in an orgy mood?
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Originally posted by aknisely
Why, I'm in an orgy mood!
That was lame.
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Originally posted by aknisely
I am really lame.
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
I like to hunt big game
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Originally posted by aknisely
I am really lame.
i will confirm this quote to be 100% correctQuote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
:)
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Originally posted by kovan
i will confirm that I am 100% gay :)
this was before i saw what you looked like
then i became STRAIGHT thinking that if all gays were as ugly as you
i have absolutely no luck..
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Originally posted by kovan
this was before i saw what you looked like
then i became HARD thinking man am I lucky he's going to stick a carrot up my ass...
hahahaha
:)
thats funny actually :)
o wait
arent i suppose to get pissed and complain to moderators?
no wait thats not me
thats filburt and aknisely
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Originally posted by kovan
I like cookies!
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Originally posted by filburt1
I was baking cookies for kovan, then I jammed his dïck in the oven.
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Originally posted by filburt1
I like pussies!
Actually, I do. :D
OWNED!