I'm going to see if I can change my days in the City this week and come up on Friday instead of Thursday.
I'm not staying too late, though - 'cuz I'm a big girlie lightweight. :(
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I'm going to see if I can change my days in the City this week and come up on Friday instead of Thursday.
I'm not staying too late, though - 'cuz I'm a big girlie lightweight. :(
cool, the more the merrier :). I'm going to be around till closing time, then nip back to charring cross for the last train home. I must remember to fall asleep in the right half of the train and not end up in dover like the last time I took that train home :)
at least you didnt get stuck about 200 miles away from home.... oohhh that was fun!! :D ...I was pissed... why would I care :p
My wife is not necessarily more important than my mates - but they can't make my life hell for the next six months - actually she is more important but I don't expect you young whippersnappers to understand marriage:D
As a father of four (see biog...) if we have a monthly do I should be able to make two a year!
Cheers,
P.
The "M" word is a distance thing in the future for me unless Louise comes to her senses, ditches Jamie Rednapp and gives her undying love to me :D
As the father of half that number, I know what you mean.
I won't be able to manage it every month, either. As I'm only in the city twice a week, my time tends to get filled up...
We all know that ain't going to happen!
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
The "M" word is a distance thing in the future for me unless Louise comes to her senses, ditches Jamie Rednapp and gives her undying love to me :D
Ahh the joys of pipe dreams! :p
hey, you never know :rolleyes:
And I don't mean dreaming of pipes.. before anyone says that!
I guess you don't.. Hello Ian how're things?
Absolutley marvelous, Had a blinding weekend, got bladdered in two different towns, saw some friends who I ain't seen for ages.
So i'm not too bothered about comming back to work. :)
Yourself ? any news on the job front ?
Not much.. I have applied to a few jobs and I will hopefully hear from them today for interviews etc.. Other than that I have had a ****ty weekend.. My Girlfiend and I had a stupid argument and she stormed out of my Flat at about 4 o'clock yesterday... Then at about 6 o'clock a mutual friend of both of ours called and asked how I was (because my Girlfriend had asked her to ask me.. ). So I have had loads of fun! :(
with you there Chris! pass the ****e weekend pipe! - the girl I was seeing just up and did a Lord Lucan - I hate women....
She killed your Nanny? Man, that sucks... :(Quote:
Originally posted by crispin
with you there Chris! pass the ****e weekend pipe! - the girl I was seeing just up and did a Lord Lucan - I hate women....
:eek:
anyone know CPR.....
*passes pipe of ****ty weekends* Bloody Women.. Mine suffers from depression and she made me really bloody depressed with her being depressed all the time... (over the past few weeks) then I said that she was depressing me and making me feel worse than I am feeling anyway (with being unemployed) and she had a go at me then stormed out!
I had a bloody big row with my right hand, just wasn't doing what I was telling it to do :eek: ;)
Well you should always do what your right hand tells you... Why?Was it not going for Gaffer? :eek:
*thump
*slap
*kick
'Noon all...
Ian's only my bit of fluff, Chris. No tongues. Ever.
BTW, anyone fancy an Access, Sybase, Banking contract?
Access and sybase, don't you bloody swear at me :eek:
****ing ****ybaws...
that's better, now don't do it again ;)
Crispin dons "soul glo" type wig - grabs .375 magnum - points it at gaffer and....
And I shall strike down upon thee - with great vengeance and FURIOUS anger - those who seek sybase contracts e.t.c e.t.c - BANG BANG BANG!!!!!
:D
Have done fook all work this morning. May start practicing for Friday this evening...
and you will know that my name is god.
/Gaffer retracts Sybase contract and decides to do it himself in the evenings...Quote:
Originally posted by crispin
Crispin dons "soul glo" type wig - grabs .375 magnum - points it at gaffer and....
And I shall strike down upon thee - with great vengeance and FURIOUS anger - those who seek sybase contracts e.t.c e.t.c - BANG BANG BANG!!!!!
Isn't Chris looking for summat?
not his cup of tea, He's a webbie snowboarder ;)
Why waste a perfectly good lunch time, start practicing now:DQuote:
May start practicing for Friday this evening
You're watching too many IBM ads Ian. ;)
I KNOW! I'm sitting here like a right plum cahtting to you lot when I could be stuffing 3 pints of black stuff down me neck, falling asleep at my desk, and doing far less work than I'm doing now...Quote:
Why waste a perfectly good lunch time, start practicing now
Goddamn computers. I wish I was a sponge-pudding maker...
Spounge Pudding *drool*
Too many IBM Ads?
...And then it hits you... You should be the one drinking Latte and giving out orders...
Pity 'bout Friday but we Fathers are just too damn tired.
As for Sybase and Access - pah.
Cheers all,
P.
BTW - Ian and I are never going to meet, are you keeping him all for yourself Gaff?:D
Bring out the Gimp :eek: :eek: ;)
And then it hits you - you shoudl never have a bird as a project manager
;) ;) ;)
sorry about the Friday deal Paul - completely forgot about your wife's birthday (I remembered it last year though ;) )
Just rememeber mate, there are Ians everywhere. you just have to open you mind a little...
Mmmm - I'll ask the wife what she thinks about that one then...
Cheers,
P.
;) :D
Can you not make a cheeky half before you go?
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Originally posted by Gaffer
Just rememeber mate, there are Ians everywhere. you just have to open your butt cheeks a little...
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Originally posted by Gaffer
Any more misquoting and it's no salad for you youngfellermelad...
Oi RSINGH - NO!
Gaffer is a lovely boy, but if you were to say he was a raging homo then I'd have to...
...re-evaluate having lunch with him from time to time.
Cheeky half often turns into a downright rude four pints - picture the scene.
Chez Whitfield
Mrs Paulw: Where the hell have you been. We were meant to go out to dinner for my birtday at 8.00 - its now 2.30
Paulw: BLEUUGHH. [Blows chunks]. Sorry, dearest, had to get the latest version of the software working... What's that? Noooo, I haven't had a drink (falls into the hat stand).
Mrs Paulw: Right, I've had enough. I want a divorce and all your money.
Paulw: BLEEUGHHH.
etc.
I guess I'll see if I can manage it. :D
Cheers,
P.
Got carried away on another thread and couldn't help it.Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Any more misquoting and it's free drinks on me for you youngfellermelad
:p :p :D
LOL :D
Paulie baby, you know I swing both ways *ahem.
Going by track records mate, a cheeky half may be a bad idea.
You need a top-shelf job instead... :D
Right you lot, sod off, I have to do some work now...
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
Got carried away by 3 lrage mustachioed men in leather chaps, and couldn't help myself
:p :p :D
scary!
:eek: I just they they were German birds
DAMN,DAMN, BUGGER,BUGGER,FECK
sup baby?
was shaving half asleep this morning and cut myself just below the lip, got a lovely sexy plaster going across the bottom of my mouth just so the bastard won't start bleading again. it's been a bloody good morning so far :rolleyes:
The french word for plaster ....
"Pansement"
just in case you ever need it!
why thank you crispin, just the information I needed :rolleyes: :p
You know, there is such a thing as too much education... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by crispin
The french word for plaster ....
"Pansement"
just in case you ever need it!
Just wonderin' - so what's the French word for plastered?
BLEEUGHHHH! (Same as English - it's international).
Cheers,
P.
*Crispin stands in the corner facing the wall with a conical cap on with a big D painted on it for at least half an hour*
*Upon his return he is promptly pelted with rotten fruit and veg for being a sarcy smart ass*
Dunno, but in german its bestoffen I thinkQuote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
Just wonderin' - so what's the French word for plastered?
Could by talking out of my ring though....
fnuk fnuk :pQuote:
I was shaving half a sheep this morning
Nothing quite like getting bestoffened! :p
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T minus 3 days and counting untill you lot pass out and I nick the rest of ya beer :)
Looks like I might be able to make it; I'm rearranging a few meetings.
I'm not staying long enough to pass out - I'll probably be gone by nine or so. I'm crap at drinking. :o
oooo, I get to meet all these lovely young fellas, should be an interesting night :p