WTF...no one else posted one

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Originally posted by Paul Warren

Of course when I'm picking up my bus pass and on a pension I'll be straight over there to tell you how to run your country ;)

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....lol..........

You could probably also run for our Parliment in one of the National Party seats and get in.

SurfDemon

That is the worst joke l have ever heard. Well ok our government comes in a close second.

All whinging Pomms

The USA looks like a worth while destination chaps.

Best line heard so far this week

"I'm half Croatian and half Serbian, l want to kill myself in the monring!"

From "The Wog Boy"

I though that was Sarcasm...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by honeybee


Excuse me, India = Antarctica?? No People??? And Antarctica is covered from head to toe (wherever these parts may be) in ice. In India, except the northern part, we have ice only in our refrigerators.

India and no people?? That's the stupidest thing I have heard in my life!!

Sorry, no offense meant, but I think we are the second best in population race.

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Atleast India has Culture & Tradition... :) Even tough some people think it is a weird culture...

I know people who have lived in the US for decades and have become multi-millionaires but prefer retiring in India.... Why?.... :rolleyes:


I admit USA is a good country to earn money but I would never admit it is a good place to live or retire...

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Originally posted by Guv
The current poll indicates that there are 15 people who would want to live in India, Pakistan, or some other place rather than living in the US or the UK. :cool:

The only person I ever met who would rather live in a third world country was a man who would be comparitively rich there and felt poor in the US. Oddly enough, his absolute standard of living would have gone down, but he would be better off than his neighbors if he moved. Strange attitude.

Like rather reign in hell than serve in heaven.

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Alex: when i read that i almost threw up.

Cyberwarpy: You are the first person i have ever known who would like to retire to india. Most people choose maldives, bahamas etc. But by that time india will have the majority of thier population as well. So i spose i would like to retire to india as well.
;)

HaHa LOL!

Sorry if you misunderstood me there... I was talking on the behalf of Indians.... :D

Why would you want to retire in the Bhamas? You would have Coconuts falling on your head all the time :) :cool:

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Originally posted by Beacon
Cyberwarpy: You are the first person i have ever known who would like to retire to india. Most people choose maldives, bahamas etc. But by that time india will have the majority of thier population as well. So i spose i would like to retire to india as well.
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Beacon

Cyberwarpy is of Indian descent. Don't worry have passed his details on to Pauline Hanson;)

hehe


psst i've heard alexander downer is getting it on with john howard. Perfect match i reckon!

Oii!!!

LOL :)

We've had these debates again & again.... :rolleyes:
What's wrong with Indians?

I am an Australian, with an Indian Backround! "Background"...You know what that means...?

I was raised in Australia and I hold an Australian Citizenship and there is no way Hanson can kick me out...no matter what legislation might occur! I am only 17 years old... but I have plans to open a software company in US in the future! ;) Because...Australia's IT is going down dramatically.

Don't tell me you are a Pauline supporter....?

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Originally posted by Jethro
Beacon

Cyberwarpy is of Indian descent. Don't worry have passed his details on to Pauline Hanson;)

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What a Women, doesn't understand "English", dresses entirely from the Kmart collection, and doesn't know what "xenophobic" means. Good god, if she had a kid with John Howard it would be like the anti-Christ.


And don't give me that "going to the US to start a software company" we all know you want to play full forward for Carlton.

Besides if your born and bred in Oz that makes you an Ocker bro.

Jethro:

2 things. 1 your showing you may have some kiwi in you.
"Ocker bro!" it's "Ocker Mate" or even better "Fair Dinkem Aussie Ocker Bloke that Jethro is!"

2) To play for cartlon you have to be of itailian descent!

ohh a third don't tell me bill gates is there son!

Cyberwarpy:Going to the US hey! Oh well no loyalty these days! Wonder what the old diggers would say to you.
So that makes you an Indian-Australian-American.
EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

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Originally posted by Beacon
Jethro:

2) To play for cartlon you have to be of itailian descent!

So that makes you an Indian-Australian-American.
EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

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This is getting weird. So cyberwarpy could be

Indian-Italian-Australian-American.

Fair dinkum this guys a United Nations off his own bat.

So are you or are you not ?(A PH supporter...? Don't be too cryptic) Anyway I thought her supporters love the way she dresses. Did you know Pauline Hanson has a German Background...? :o Could explain a bit about her....

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Originally posted by Jethro
What a Women, doesn't understand "English", dresses entirely from the Kmart collection, and doesn't know what "xenophobic" means. Good god, if she had a kid with John Howard it would be like the anti-Christ.

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Admit it, the US IT market is enormous compared to that of Oz. What is that supposed to mean full-forward for Carlton...? :confused: BTW, I am a West Coast Supporter believe it not, don't ask me why! And when Australia plays India in the Cricket its a win-win situation for me... Go Tendulkar! Go Bevan! Go Laxman! Go McGrath! :)

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And don't give me that "going to the US to start a software company" we all know you want to play full forward for Carlton.

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Besides if your born and bred in Oz that makes you an Ocker bro.

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It's "Ocker Mate" :D :D :D :D

I'm sorry don't get confused... I don't have any Italian in me... but I do love my Pasta & my Spagethi!!!!!

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Originally posted by Jethro


This is getting weird. So cyberwarpy could be

Indian-Italian-Australian-American.

Fair dinkum this guys a United Nations off his own bat.

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Honeybee: Thats a lot. But you r correct about the cricket part!

Cyberwarpy: Yay another west aussie footie supporter. But i must say DOCKERS will kick there ass this weekend! Hope there' another punch up!

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It's "Ocker Mate"

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I already said that!

SurfDemon: What do you have to do with Pakistan & India?

HoneyBee: Finally someone who has stood up and told the truth!

USA is funding Pakistan because Americans know India has tremendous human resources and talent and therefore India can be considered as a small threat. Hence, Pakistan can keep India occupied....

India is only doing Nuclear Weapons Testing to defend itself from countries such as Pakistan, China and USA. I hate it when USA sanctions India for such things but USA does its own little testings in New Mexico... right...? USA does not allow other countries to test their weapons...but they can do it themselves...

HoneyBee is right... Why is USA selling arms to Pakistan when they know Pakistan will never be able to pay for it...? Why...? Think Carefully...

And Americans wonder why the rest of the world hates USA....:confused:

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Originally posted by honeybee


Let's take a quick look at the stats as of now. Pakistan is the toppers with 15 votes, with US close behind with 13 votes!!

Fair enough. After all US is the major source of help for the Pakistanis.

About my views, after knowing the 50-odd years history of Independant India, no one can help but hate Pakistan for whatever they have done to our country. Whatever they do is filled with anti-India. Even the cricket matches.

From time to time, we get stories in the newspapers from reporters who have been to Punjab or Kashmir. And in such visits it is just natural that the topic turns to the so-called Civil Rights Violation by the armymen posted in these areas. The armymen respond by saying that you see an old man staring out of the window of his house, and as soon as you turn your back to him, a grenade is thrown out of the same window, and you are dead. Whom to trust?

The only people who are presently making it in Kashmir, and I am talking about the civilians, are the kids and the old folk. All young and middle-aged people either are harassed by the military or by the militants. And all this is thanks to Pakistan. The entire nation breeds on the Anti-India attitude fed to them by their rulers.

And US politics have an equal share in it. They freely supply whatever is needed to a country which can never repay its debts in its lifetime, is openly provoking and supporting violence in another country and is on its way to doom. And when we require something, all we get is sanctions and polite threats. We don't get any technologies which are needed to advance our sciences, nobody else can sell/supply these technologies to us, Russia was banned from supplying the cryogenic engine (pardon the spelling). All this while Pakistan is free to arm itself with all it can get from China and other countries. US does not want to blacklist it as a terrorist nation for whatever reasons they might also not know.

India is the only country perhaps which has not been aggressive. We have never thrown the first stone. We have only defended ourselves.

All those, who would think our feelings are wrong, come and visit the families of those innocent who died in the serial bomb blasts in Mumbai some years ago. 13 blasts in a single day. Not one accused brought to book. And the ISI-sponsored terrorists are gunning down the witnesses.

Or maybe you would like to visit Kashmir, Punjab or the far-east regions of India where Pakistan is promoting terrorism. See how the people try to live a life braving the militant threats, the military curfews and what not.

All these years, we have been talking peace and we have got nothing except Pakistan. We say that the British gave us freedom, but also gave us two things to ensure that India would never prosper. One is cricket and the other is Pakistan.

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Tee Hee Hee.

Thats the spirit. Intollerence for your fellow man :p

You know my uncle is from India (spent a lot of his life in Pakistan, has mates whom he golfs with immigrated from both countries, and I'm sure he would be the first to point out that Pakistan feels much the same way about India. In my humble opinion Indians and Pakistanies are not bad people, - I have worked with both extensively and they have all been great. So what makes you think that the people living across the border from you are evil???

You guys should really stop blaming an entire nation for it's governments or terrorists short comings.

Northern Ireland is similarly screwed up at present. But the Northern Irish are great folk. They are not reponsible.

I think you guys really need to start looking for the goodness in other people instead of trying to be-devil them.

Interestingly you complain about their anti-india messages. Don't you think that the first step towards a better world would be if you didn't sink to the same level?

I realise that feelings run deep, and you do feel very strongly about this, but you cannot have a sig pompously proclaiming how tollerent you are, and then show incredible intollerence like this.

Just my thoughts, of course maybe I'm just an aging hippy ?

SD

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Originally posted by SurfDemon
but you cannot have a sig pompously proclaiming how tollerent you are, and then show incredible intollerence like this

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He's got a point HB. I notice nobody has voted for NZ?!?!?! Where are all the Aussies?!?! Voting for Pomgolia I bet.

BTW, why is it Pomgolia, not Pomland (more like England)?

No one likes america much.
(Can't blame them really)

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Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
(Can't blame them really)

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I can see that!

Damn! Foiled again!
but can you see this smartass?

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but can you see this smartass?

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Course we can! :p

Hehe :)

I actually wanted to vote for NZ, but USA and Pakistan are worst... :D

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Originally posted by chrisjk
He's got a point HB. I notice nobody has voted for NZ?!?!?! Where are all the Aussies?!?! Voting for Pomgolia I bet.

BTW, why is it Pomgolia, not Pomland (more like England)?

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Seems the USA sucks but don't blame me i voted for pakistan

Hey migrate to Oz, we have plenty of your Citizens enjoying our culture.;)

Didn't know the seppos were giving you guys a hard time. Your Politicians should just take a lead from our lot...agree with everything Bush says, fawn at his knees, and impersonate his lap dog <- that was probably a worry when Clinton was in office.

Now were is my copy of the US Constitution......will need it before we become the 51st state:mad:

We have plenty of everyones citizens. So the 6 fools in voted against oz probably voted againmst themselves.

Chrisjk: "I notice nobody has voted for NZ?!?!?! "

Where's new zealand???? ohh thats that insignificant place were the sheep and sheep "lovers" live!;)

kidding you little kiwis you.

Tell me, your'e JOKING! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Wouldn't be such a bad idea, wouldn't it...? :)

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Originally posted by Jethro
Now were is my copy of the US Constitution......will need it before we become the 51st state:mad:

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Nope Jethro never Jokes!
About a 51st state.

Either that or we'll get taken by India.:D

Ok Then... Atleast our Dollar might finally go UP ^... :D Jethro: Your new life-long aim: To convice USA to merge with AUS.

What brought up this "51st" state thing anyway...?

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Originally posted by Beacon
Nope Jethro never Jokes!
About a 51st state.

Either that or we'll get taken by India.:D

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Not what who:
Jethro. Why? Because it was a crack at our own culture! He was saying that oz leaders always bow down to USA leaders!

Which by the way is a true sign of a proper Aussie not only will he give crap to other countries and ppl but will give crap to his own country.
You other countries could learn a lot from us.

:D

Admit it, isn't that true...? Our Economy basically is depending upon USA. USA goes down and we go down with them or USA goes up and we go up with them...

Examples of Politicians who bow down to USA leaders:

John Howard (Always agreeing to what the US says)
Peter Costello (Always Blaming the US for the low dollar)
Alex Downer (Always informing us that USA is our only hope for a good future economy)
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I agree, we are a little dependent upon the US but we must firstly do somethings for ourselves in order to become Independent:

1. Become a Republic (Show the stupid Queen the boot) :D
2. Have a Political System where the people select Australia's President :)
3. Start Enterprises here in Australia rather than just sell our resources to other enterprises throughout the world, because Australia is the best country in the World for Natural Resources :cool:

etc.... It goes on forever...

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Originally posted by Beacon
Not what who:
Jethro. Why? Because it was a crack at our own culture! He was saying that oz leaders always bow down to USA leaders!

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Originally posted by cyberwarpy
Examples of Politicians who bow down to USA leaders:

John Howard (Always agreeing to what the US says)
Peter Costello (Always Blaming the US for the low dollar)
Alex Downer (Always informing us that USA is our only hope for a good future economy)
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John Howard does not simply agree with the US, he has to wait till they explain the big words to him.

Peter Costello once also blame the petrol prices.

Alex Downer <- don't get me depressed by mentioning that guy.

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I agree, we are a little dependent upon the US but we must firstly do somethings for ourselves in order to become Independent:

1. Become a Republic (Show the stupid Queen the boot) :D
2. Have a Political System where the people select Australia's President :)
3. Start Enterprises here in Australia rather than just sell our resources to other enterprises throughout the world, because Australia is the best country in the World for Natural Resources :cool:

etc.... It goes on forever...

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1. Totally agree, man the barricades, join a terroist group The Peoples Liberation Front of Australia or wait till they can the current lot of mental challenged wombats from Parliment and vote in a referrandum which should just ask "Do you want Australia to become a Republic (Yes/No)".

2. Not sure about that one...l mean look at the Presidents the US gets.

3. Would need something like Venture Capital Dealers? Agreed, know a number of people with great ideas, business plans etc who cannot raise capital to get there businesses off the ground.

Hmmmm... Wouldn't that be just because there are soo many dumb people in the USA to vote for a dumb president like BushyBoy...? :confused:

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Originally posted by Jethro
2. Not sure about that one...l mean look at the Presidents the US gets.

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Originally posted by cyberwarpy
Hmmmm... Wouldn't that be just because there are soo many dumb people in the USA to vote for a dumb president like BushyBoy...? :confused:

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Well consider the people here voting National and One Nation.

*Jethro shivers in horror about the thought*

Why is that the Elderly always LOVE Pauline...?:rolleyes: :confused:

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Originally posted by Jethro


Well consider the people here voting National and One Nation.

*Jethro shivers in horror about the thought*

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Originally posted by cyberwarpy

What brought up this "51st" state thing anyway...?

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I always thought there was 52 states, like the number of stars on the flag?

If you are talking about the US there are only 50 states just like the 50 stars on the flag. Thirteen stripes for the original 13 colonies.

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Originally posted by barrk
If you are talking about the US there are only 50 states just like the 50 stars on the flag. Thirteen stripes for the original 13 colonies.

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50 states for sure....with our Government impersonating the 51st. Jed must have really ring Howard's bell..........aaarrrrggghhhh............the mental image is too gruesome.....

Isn't there also a Commonweatlh or something in the US which is not a state? One of the northern ones l think?

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Originally posted by Jethro


50 states for sure....with our Government impersonating the 51st. Jed must have really ring Howard's bell..........aaarrrrggghhhh............the mental image is too gruesome.....

Isn't there also a Commonweatlh or something in the US which is not a state? One of the northern ones l think?

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They can have quebec if they want.

SD :) (just popped in for 5 mins to answer a question!)

Yep, I also thought one was a Territory...?!?

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Originally posted by Jethro
Isn't there also a Commonweatlh or something in the US which is not a state? One of the northern ones l think?

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13!!! ohhhh...unlucky... No wonder the USA is not-so-lucky on the Poll :)

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Originally posted by barrk
If you are talking about the US there are only 50 states just like the 50 stars on the flag. Thirteen stripes for the original 13 colonies.

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