NICE HUMOUR style you have...Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Obviously something other than you ;)
Look, it was a joke. You know, humour?
not so funny...
BTW
didn't get it at all...
it's ugly... :( :mad:
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NICE HUMOUR style you have...Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Obviously something other than you ;)
Look, it was a joke. You know, humour?
not so funny...
BTW
didn't get it at all...
it's ugly... :( :mad:
So??? Doesn't matter if it's ugly. The majority of people on chit-chat would have gotten that joke and probably appreciated it.
And plus, it's my sense of humour, not yours!
Lemon must be lost. The only thing poor about Parskie's humor is his superfilous U.
Let's not get onto the America-vs-Britain thing again...I hate to see you lose :p
I DONT THINK SO!!!:mad:Quote:
The majority of people on chit-chat would have gotten that joke and probably appreciated it.
Well, I do :)
I do.Quote:
Originally posted by Lemon Lime
I DONT THINK SO!!!:mad:
And I thought I had no sense of humour.:rolleyes:
I just think that Lemon Lime isn't doing the right thing. In these forums we have mainly guys. I only know the existence of three or four girls around here. So, what I am trying to say is that you will always have a guy-type of answer or opinion. That doesn't mean that they are wrong, of course.
Search a women forum and maybe you'll find answers that you feel to be more correct.
Or just post the damn poll once and for all before some one does it for you. :)
love is either stupidity or selfishness
love is a genetic timebomb
love is control
love is survival
love is death
love is a drug
love is powerful
love is electromagnetism
love is cohesion
love is neat
love is purposeful
love is decision
love is contructive
love is fullfilling
love is happiness
love is wonderful
love is sweet
love is life
That sounds like a poem I wrote in my over-hormonal teens. whoah!
Love is far too complex to pin down to any one attribute. Although it offends you, swallowing *is* often a show of love.
I washed up at my girlfriends house yesterday. I did all her dishes and her parents dishes (I hadn't made any dirty dishes), and the pans and cutlery and glasses, while she was still in bed. In fact she didn't even know about it until she came downstairs just as I was finishing.
Thats love isn't it?
By your postcount I'd guess you haven't been around here that long ? Rule number one that you should know- EVERY thread ends up somewhere different than where it started. It's not a written rule but given the degenerates who hang out around here it's inevitable.
It's part of the charm of the place don't you know ?
Don't take offense at anything is the second rule.
Behemoth - [CYNICAL]that's taking love too far. You'll be giving the rest of us a bad name.[/CYNICAL]
Think of it logically -
clean plates = more food...
dirty plates = don't want to eat...
:D
actually i wrote that one approximately 6 years ago
In my opinion "Love" is the feeling that you only get with somone who you can't see your life living without.... Love makes your entire life seem to have a different meaning and... as Kedeman said (I think)... Love makes you do things that you wouldn't ordinarily do..
That is only my opinion though.....
Love makes your trousers a funny shape...
:D
I think Parksie, SurfDemon and Behemoth are all warped, sex crazed maniacs..................just my kind of people! Keep up the good work!;)
good work?
Yep...it's not easy being that twisted...:p
i thought parksie was naturally twisted
I am :p
My current state is the culmination of years of effort ;)
hey shame on you parksie, i happened to accidentally vote for you because of that direct link
Technique proudly stolen from Dennis........ :D
Thank you. It's not easy being this twisted and warped, it's probably because I was the only boy at a an all girls school for 7 years. The tights didn't half chaff.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I think Parksie, SurfDemon and Behemoth are all warped, sex crazed maniacs..................just my kind of people! Keep up the good work!;)
Of course the nuns weren't impressed when they found out. I'm not sure if it was my height, my adams apple or my voice breaking that gave it away. Oh, it could have been my beard I suppose....
SD
Is it those caramel things?Quote:
What is "LOVE"?
Code:Global LOVE as Variant
Well, i dont!Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
He He. I'm afraid I really like Parksie's humour.
Lemon & Lime, you seem to be getting upset about this. why? It's not doing you any harm. You posted on an open forum, you can expect any sort of answer. Getting snippy with everyone isn't going to do any good. This is the electronic equivelent of owning a football and not letting anyone play unless they let you win.
Of course you could always delete the thread in a huff. But that would just be childish wouldn't it :D
Just my thoughts, you are welcome to disagree with them.
It does sound like a very good excuse!
i wo'nt delete the thread, and as you can see it, people are still giving good answers (as i see it) although sex-related answers are also being given.
it seems like i would make the poll in the next week.
PS
you're not so bed... (all of you) and i believe that some people think that i was ugly to them. and i guess i was!
sorry guys to make it hard on you...
Well, i dont!Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Lemon & Lime, you seem to be getting upset about this. why? It's not doing you any harm. You posted on an open forum, you can expect any sort of answer. Getting snippy with everyone isn't going to do any good. This is the electronic equivelent of owning a football and not letting anyone play unless they let you win.
Of course you could always delete the thread in a huff. But that would just be childish wouldn't it :D
Just my thoughts, you are welcome to disagree with them.
It does sound like a very good excuse!
i wo'nt delete the thread, and as you can see it, people are still giving good answers (as i see it) although sex-related answers are also being given.
it seems like i would make the poll in the next week.
PS
you're not so bed... (all of you) and i believe that some people think that i was ugly to them. and i guess i was!
sorry guys to make it hard on you...
Cheers. I'm sorry if I screwed up your poll by dragging it into the gutter. I promise I won't post any more naughties:)
My real definition of love is just being happy. I think if your happy to see somebody, then you love them to a greater or lesser degree. I don't think people can love just one person (they would be very lonely if they did). I love my wife. But I also love my daughter, my unborn child, my parents, my brothers and sisters and my mates (in a manly, slap on the back hard enough to break a few bones and spill their beer sort of way),and loads of others.
SD
can u show the difference between these types of love?Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
But I also love my daughter, my unborn child, my parents, my brothers and sisters and my mates
Not really. I'm happy to see all of them. I'd do anything for any of them. I might have additional feelings for certain people.
Like lust for my wife, or the willingness to beat my daughters first boyfriend to death so that I can hang his carcass out infront of the house as a warning to others, but apart from that, no.
SD
Rules for dating my daughter
Rule 1:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a
package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule 2:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her,
so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep
your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule 3:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to
wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their
hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends
are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this
issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your
underwear showing and you pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off
during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric
nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule 4:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without
utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate,
when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule 5:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each
other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day.
Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an
indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house,
and the only word I need from you on this subject is: early.
Rule 6:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to
date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my
daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will
continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make
her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule 7:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear,
and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on
time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her
makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like
changing the oil in my car?
Rule 8:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Places where there is darkness
Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to
induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything
other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be
avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay.
Old folks homes are better.
Rule 9:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding,
middle-aged, dim-witted has been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I
am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you
are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the
whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five
acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule 10:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake
the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice
paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my
head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my
daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the
car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce
in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early,
then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The
camouflaged face at the window is mine.
Sorry Lemon Lime.....this is just a joke........forgive me?:)
I forgive u... it's okQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Sorry Lemon Lime.....this is just a joke........forgive me?:)
i probobly got it two hard...
:eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Rules for dating my daughter
I guess i'll lock this thread and find the best five answers...
do you mind?
Code:
Declare Sub Love Lib "Heart.dll" Alias "LoveAx" (ByVal Kindness As Long)
Why lock it?
:confused:
How, by the way?
i have created this thread. i can lock it!
i think that i have enough answers...
therefor i don't need it open...
do u?
I think David was asking how to lock it.
I don't know if it's possible to you to lock it, but I feel that's not correct, it doesn't sound good. But lock it if you can AND want to.