American Spy Plane Makes Emergecy Landing at Chinese Base

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Originally posted by Jethro

Rutherford was the first guy to split the atom and hence lead to all the fun of nuclear weopans/power etc.
Revoke his knighthood that's what l say.

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Tsk! In my day knights only had swords, now they've got bloody atomic weapons. How times change.

When I were a lad you could buy a loaf of bred and a packet of woodbines for a shilling and still have tuppence left over to go a visit the Harlot's at Trafalgar Square. Mind you I had all my own teeth in them days.

SD's Grandad

Thanks again CyberThug for the new haircut.

SD

PLUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!
SATISFY TOE VAMPIRE!!!!!
NUKE THE US!!!!!!
KILL BILL GATES!!!!!!
GENOCIDE!!!!!!!

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I've just confused myself...:(

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Originally posted by SurfDemon


When I were a lad you could buy a loaf of bred and a packet of woodbines for a shilling and still have tuppence left over to go a visit the Harlot's at Trafalgar Square. Mind you I had all my own teeth in them days.

SD's Grandad

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You were Lucky We had to make do with packet of roll your owns and never had spare tuppence.

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You were Lucky We had to make do with packet of roll your owns and never had spare tuppence.

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Roll your owns?!?! How we longed for roll your owns...ar farver 'd cut our fingers off and smoke them!

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Originally posted by parksie
Roll your owns?!?! How we longed for roll your owns...ar farver 'd cut our fingers off and smoke them!

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Fingers! You had fingers! Sheer luxury. We used to lie awake at night dreaming about having fingers!

'Least you could dream about havin' fingers. We were stacked in like cord wood, we was. In a cardboard box, in th' middle of the street, with a hole in th' floor.

Oh, we used to wonder what it would be like to dream as we rolled around on our li'l numbs.

(This is, ofcourse, while we weren't being beatin' about the head and shoulders with a broken bottle.)

Oooo... look at the pretty tangent.

Beaten round the head with a broken bottle? Sheeeeeeeerrr luxury.

It was one of my ambitions in life to be beaten round the head with a broken bottle. We used to work 26 hours a day, we'd come home, our father would beat us to death each night and sing alleluhia on our graves. All we had to look forward to was a post-nuclear apocolyptic nightmare. And that my freindsa brings us neatly back to curious george w., his finger on the button and congress egging him on.

SD

You used to ave home....we had to make do with floor under work bench...and we were lucky.


SurfDemon

Lets hope he don't have a bad night on the turps and nukes Beijing by mistake. Damn, will phone Bill and point out they missed a button when they were leaving the Whitehouse.