lock, stock!!!
choice film!!
You mean there trying to sell me my own ****ing weed!
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lock, stock!!!
choice film!!
You mean there trying to sell me my own ****ing weed!
Made me chuckelQuote:
lock, stock!!!
choice film!!
You mean there trying to sell me my own ****ing weed!
Me and a mate of mine watched it so much we could neary recite it from start to finish. (Sad i know)
Ta-ta
Geoff
I was like that with a friend of mine, we could re-enact whole chunks of the film
It got to the point where we were managing to fit in psuedo quote everywhere:
I'm not getting the coffees, you go get the f**king coffees, I drive the car!!
etc...
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What have we got?
loads of drugs, a bag full of money and.... a traffic warden.
*thump* *kick* *wallop*Quote:
I ******ng hate trafic wardens......
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chill winstaan
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Now as i know of your rep. i will choose my words very carefully. you can tell Harry... to go **** himself
"You call that a knife?"
"This is a knife"
Croc Dundee
Struth a better not show i'm ozzie or Chrisjk will come after me again!
Lock, Stock:
The best bit is when he slaps that guy to do death with the black dildo!
That quote's already been nabbed I'm afraid. Maybe you'd like to choose another fine Australian film that represents your culture, like Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? :rolleyes:
yup, i am afraid that was me who said that one :D
i told ya alrea'y, Dundee, quit y' dissin' or Bond, James Bond 'll be 'beatin' ya sensless mon.Quote:
Originally posted by Beacon
Struth a better not show i'm ozzie or Chrisjk will come after me again!
Stage Direction: Austin Powers in the background cleaning teath with lucozade
The light which burns twice as brightly burns half as long -
And you have burned ever so brightly...
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Neo: That's why i have to go
Tank: Why?
Have you noticed that Neo was the "one" and Neo is an anagram of one??Quote:
Neo: That's why i have to go
Tank: Why?
G:)
oh, never noticed that :D nice one.
I bet the Rabbit gets *****ed
What? proper *****ed?
anyone guess the film :)
cool :) Neo means new tooQuote:
Originally posted by Geoff Gunson
Have you noticed that Neo was the "one" and Neo is an anagram of one??
G:)
Morpheus is the god of dreams, how ironic that it was he that facilitated Neo's awakening...
If Morpheus was the God of dreams then surely it is not ironic as it also means that he is the Master of the Dreams. That is what the Matrix was a Dream. It is quite a well chosen name.
Snatch???!?!Quote:
I bet the Rabbit gets *****ed
What? proper *****ed?
Do I win a prize?
Geoff
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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
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I've got a plan, and it's as hot as my pants!
Okay so they're not film quotes, but they're just as good ;)Quote:
Hi there bridesmaid, like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to.
Back to the films then:
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How shall we ***** off, O Lord?
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Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that.
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What did you expect, yellow spandex?
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Sir, the override. It's been overridden.
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Do you really want to go to red altert, that would mean changing the blub.
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There's an old androide saying.... 10100010111000110001100011010001001
Which means don't stand around gabbering while your lifes in danger!
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This is the April,May,June and July fool, the gape of the decade....
hehe :DQuote:
Ace Rimmer : Cat, you're sharper than a sheet of Oscar Wilde's witticism rolled up to a point, dipped in lemon juice and jabed in my eye.
Cat : Damn! That's Sharp!
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"what's that?"
"Thats my Octo*****"
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"I am NOT the Messiah!"
"You are too! I should know, i've followed a few!"
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"RedRum RedRum! (wierd al)"
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"step one: instead of ass say buns, as in kiss my buns, or you buns hole"
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"you have what you want, now give the people their air"
"f**k the people"
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"chill out, dic*wad"
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"Them are some long legs"
"I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up"
And finally, The observer of seppuku was there for two reasons.
One, to observe that the samauri died honorably.
Two, to help insure that he died honorably.
He did the 2nd by chopping off his head. The goal was for the samauri to die without crying out in pain. The quick death of beheading helped ensure that this happened.
For an example of Japanese seppuku, read the sunset warrior series, or the 7th carrier series.
a quick web search turned up this link with many japanese seppuku examples.
http://www.utexas.edu/depts/grg/ustu...s/seppuku.html
oh, here's a a good one
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Mr Garrison: i think you children need to see the school councillor
Cartman : why don't you suck my balls?
Mr Garrison : WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman : Oh i'm sorry. what i said was... (Pulls out a megaphone) [size= 6]WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY BALLS?[/size] Mr. Garrison.
Got to be picky I'm afraid and say that it was "how would you like to" at the beginning of both lines :rolleyes: Not that I have it on mp3 or anything ;)
bastard, but every one gets the general idea.
Dammit, son-of-a-*****, dammit