What's up for the Valentine's Day ?

Beg your pardon Active.....I see you were just making a point... You can't worry about personal safety on one hand and post personal items on the other...you weren't complaining about personal items on the site...right?

Exactly


By the Way why do you call yourself 'Barrk' katie ? :D

My last name is Barr and my first name is Katie...........how's that for personal?

I don't think there's any real danger of someone knowing who you are in here. But..I know I was a lot more paranoid when my kids were little than I am now too!

Strange Lastname...hearing it for the first time.

Maybe, but it helps the jokes:

Dennis walks in to a Bar(r)... ;)

He's a little young for that don't you think?

I dunno...I mean, you lot can drive at 15-16, so :eek:
Maybe we should change that to:

Ian, td, and paul simultaneously walk into a Bar(r).

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Too young to walk into a bar, or too young to walk into a Barr?
;)

Hehe...your choice Katie... :p

Katie...in the same breath, please explain what do you
mean by
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I could not Infer a thing!

Time flies like an arrow -- simile
Fruit flies like a banana -- they're fruit flies, so they like to eat fruit ;)

Quote:

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Originally posted by parksie
Ian, td, and paul simultaneously walk into a Bar(r).

:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Hehehe....now that's an idea!


Dennis....you're right on both accounts! But if I were 10 years younger and you were ten years older I'd give you a run for your money ;-)

Here is a Link for Katie then..

http://www.groucho-marx.com/

Thanks Active!

'Time flies like an arrow' and 'fruit flies like a banana' are phrases that demonstrate the ambiguity of words in natural language. 'Flies' can be part of the noun phrase or the verb phrase, depending on the context. Shows how complicated natural language processing can be.

Sorry, this has been an exceedingly sensible post. My apologies. In order to rectify the situation I recommend you visit Dennis' PHP forums, where I posted a message in the dirty jokes section ac ouple of days ago but haven't had any replies yet (as far as I know).

Judging from the address....I think it would be an increasingly dangerous thing for me to open while at work....I'll check it out tonight!

Ahh, a wise choice madam ;)

Don't go down without it.

sorry...post 100! :D

Sorry Steve....I figured it out and deleted my post before you posted...didn't mean to steal your thunder!

I'm feeling to lazy to read the rest of this thread, has anyone mentioned turnips?

I don't believe either turnips or cheese has been mentioned.......sorry to dissappoint you PJB

guess that's alright, it's a fine thread anyway :)

Cheese is good.... so are turnips...


Happy now PJB?

Glad you approve............

yes quite happy, thank you for asking

ever notice a thread goes straight to hell if you bring up vegetables?

I like vegetables..............

cucumber
zucchini
pickles.....................

just wonderin' Katie how come all your favorite veggies are long?

hhhmmmmmmmmm?

Easier to eat and much more satifsying......hmmmm...errr...I'm mean nutritionally speaking of course!!!!!!

hate to think there was some odd fetish thing going on there

not to say i'm completely against the idea, just like to know where people stand

or sit for that matter

Heh, reminds me of that game on 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' called 'Stand Up, Sit Down, Bend Over'.... can't think why ;)

that's a good skit HarryW, do they still run the English version there or are the running the one with Drew Carey?

They play repeats of the english one...... I like both of them....

I like the skit where a person (usually Tony) has to guess who everybody is... but my favorites are the ones where 2 people are given a prop, and the other 2 are given another crop.... my 2nd & 3rd favorite is the worlds worst, and the hoedowns.....

I catch the repeats on Comedy Central and the new one on whatever channel it is, I think Ryan Styles is great in the newer ones, although he's good in both

Ryan Styles is the best, after that it's Collan Mockery.

Saw one episode where Ryan Styles kissed Collan Mockery right square on the lips, of course i was shocked in true homophobic fashion, but after that i giggled quite hard

I remember that one....

It seems that on every other episode, Ryan Styles is given the part to hump somebodies leg..... :confused:

isnt he canadian?

Well, I think you would have lost your job after your first report, because you were not quite acurate.

First....I have only gone to 2 basketball games in the last 4 years or so. I only went because I wanted to see my old high school get slaughtered. I will probably not go to another game for another year or more.

Second...I do not have a husband (not yet at least, he's still my fiance), plus I have never let out Mike's last name, or his sister's name. Therefore, the kidnapper would be way off the mark about any information about Mike's side of the family.

Third...My son's birthday is not February 3rd. I just had his birthday party on the 3rd.

So, just to point out that you are making several assumptions, you were off the mark on all of them.