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Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cubbard,
To get her poor doggie a bone.
But when she stooped over,
Old Rover, he drove her.
You see, he had a bone of his own.
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Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cubbard,
To get her poor doggie a bone.
But when she stooped over,
Old Rover, he drove her.
You see, he had a bone of his own.
Dennis...where's Benjamin today?
No idea :)
Benjamin...where's Dennis gone?
*smacks head on desk*
The one with the EARS...Katie...... ;)
Yours has ears....the ladies must love you!
Hehehehehehe.
Oh well...could make Spain interesting in 2 weeks then!
(another trip with the school music department!)
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There was a young man of Natal
Who was ****ing a Hottentot gal.
Said she, "You're a sluggard!"
Said he, "You be buggered!
I like to **** slow and I shall."
Sounds like a good man!
Dennis is probably a bit to scared to talk to her. Being so long and all.
But, as from experience, if you wait, you will get no where.
So, first...you get to know your prey. Than you get close with your prey. And then...full force: ATTACK! :rolleyes:
Hehe, I've always been shy, but I was talking with Dennis, and he already knows, I did the same thing as above (get to know, get close, attack!), which is what I did this year, now I have her (Sherry :)) phone #, and I talk to her a lot, call her a few times a week (not as much as I'd like too :D), but before this year, I realized that I was to shy and I waited. If you wait, you will get nothing. If you make an effort, you are bound to get somewhere and the worst she can do is say, "no."
Tip: Just go for it Dennis, try your hardest! :D
She ain't gonna be comin' to you, so you go for her.
morning all. katie - sorry I couldn't participate in the converstion as i had a pretty busy night last night. But i'm back at work now, and all of a sudden i'm not busy again. ;)
Dennis - it's all about confidence mate, i used to be like you when I was younger, but youv'e got to realise that the worst she can say is no. yes it does hurt a bit, but then you can forget about it all and find some other young fillie. :)
Ian
Morning Groovers.
Bloody cold one today. Froze me t*ts off on the way to work!
td.
He's about a 36dd, i've seen him ;)
its not necessarily just like that - "all she can do is say no", because that hurts like hell if shes the one you want...
The trick is not to want anyone in particular, then you'll always be impressed.
sorry I left so sudden yesterday....... I'd just realized my science project was due the day after(today), and I hadn't done any of it :eek:
Oh, Ian, a friendly warning to you, if you try to drink any of Matthew's Sherry, He'll probably kick your ass ;)
very funny mate :D
Indeed. :)
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Excerpt from a conversation between a customer-support person and a
customer working for a well-known military-affiliated research lab:
Support: "You're not our only customer, you know."
Customer: "But we're one of the few with tactical nuclear weapons."
ah, the use of power, don't you just love it
I love it greatly.
Unless there's a power cut :eek:
or if you p!ss on it! :rolleyes:
Good morning all. How goes the world?
morning katie,
I'm having a strange day today, if you read post race it will get ou up to speed
My world goes round the bend, i just lost 100,000 emails from exchange server, thats 2Gigs worth, and theres very little chance ill get em back
BTW morning (afternoon here) how are ya?
Good morning Simon...sorry to hear about your troubles.
Ian---Wow...I don't know what to say...just read the post race. Congratulations...whether you take the job or not it's got feel good to know your skills are valued. How much time have they given you to consider your answer? Is the salary negotiable? If they want you badly enough perhaps you can use that to your advantage. Whatever you decide...the whole scenario is very cool....Good for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and if you say no tell them where i am :D
yeh - well done m8 :D
cheers katie and simon.
I've already said to them that if I do take this on that I wouldn't be able to star untill my current contract finishes (mid march), so it gives me time to think about it. my job with this umbrella company finishes at the end of this year and then i'm free to do what ever i want. The problem is at the moment I haven't got a clue what I want. :confused:
i can help with that...you want a nice glass of sherry, and to put your feet up in front of the fire. *bless*
the getting pissed and hoping everything turns out alright sound's like a good idea to me
Things better get better :rolleyes:
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You can get used to living at a nudist camp. The first three days are the hardest.
-- R. Dreiser
cheers (if only there were a beer icon in with these smilies)
:beer:
I think Dennis has a beer smiley ;)
but seriously - its a necessity...
Hey, am I too late to add a joke of my own?
Heheheh...hahaha... hey call me sick but I think that's hilarious ;)Quote:
What's got six legs, six arms, and two heads?
Nirvana
: D
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There are two couples that want to convert to Catholicism. They go
and see a priest and he tells them that the first requirement is to abstain
from sex for thirty days.
Thirty days later, the couples come back to see the priest. He asks
the first couple if they passed the test.
"Father, we didn't so much as TOUCH one another during the last month."
"Congratulations, the priest replies, "you are now qualified to enter
the Church." Then, the priest asked the second couple how they did.
"Well, Father" the husband says, "everything was going just fine
until the 27th day. My wife bent over the freezer to get something out, and
I just happened to notice that she didn't have any panties on. I couldn't
stand it any more, so I walked over to her, dropped my pants, and slipped it
to her right there."
"That's DISGUSTING!", the priest bellows. "I can never let you into
the Church after something like that."
"I understand, Father," the man replies sadly, "they won't let us
into Safeway anymore either."
It was a cold, dark stormy night. The power went out and their passion finally got the better of them. At that moment they knew they had to be together. They knew it was wrong. But it felt so RIGHT!
Then, the power came back on...
Check out the attachment!!!!
Where on earth did you get that?
An extremely disturbed friend of mine.......
Isn't it great???
Um...possibly ;)
Here's another cat picture!