Venerable Bede.
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Venerable Bede.
I am
drinking the
monkey urine
out of
a convieniently
hollow dildo.
The story so far (as sad as it's become):
When the concept sucks, give up. Try to get laid with gorillas. Sadly, I tried, but my unit shipped out. The next day was the same. On Thursday, it repeated.
The orangutang vomitted on the moderator known as Martin Liss. The other moderators laughed. As did The Hobo, the stupid soothsayer foresaw. Then they started singing about thongs.
Just then, Jamie fell -t Mendhak was being a flipping acrobat. So, Jamie threw a leprecon at three words. The words don't stop!
VBForums is falling apart, infatuated useless drivel and intellectual decay. However, the glitterati got naked dancers to share their political philosophies which, surprisingly, conflicted with yo mamma espousing ecclesiasticism, which is the end.
Did you ever consider the ramifications of the stuffed chicken with large otagonal wardrobes lost in ancient Aztec underware? He digisted apples incredibly quickly before the poet forgave the wrinkled raisin for licking her nose with a knobby toadstool. Allow me to introself myduce. The name's Venerable Bede. I am drinking the monkey urine out of a convieniently hollow dildo.
(continuing the story)
Seven lesbians
Appeared from
southern nevada
announcing the
coming of
park evangelist:
Said evangelist
. He cut
the ears
obsequeously speedily
Off of
Hobo's boyfriend.
"Sorry!" He
muttered as
the now
deaf manfriend
sliced his
miniscule *****
against the
orange flamingo
called Pez.
When Mr.
Pez farted,
the lesbians
opened up
bottles of
oily lubricant
and rubbed
with vigour
their wet
tasty xxxxxxx.
(c'mon that was almost asked for)
"Yummy!", said
Pez, wiping