his staff wasn't nearly large enough to fit them both, hitler had to extend his staff just to fit him in... :rolleyes: though i heard that he beat a few french people with his staff after visiting nude beaches
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his staff wasn't nearly large enough to fit them both, hitler had to extend his staff just to fit him in... :rolleyes: though i heard that he beat a few french people with his staff after visiting nude beaches
Napoleon was the dictator of france in the 1600s, he to tried to take world domination...Quote:
Originally posted by CornedBee
Well, why did Hitler have Napoleon in his staff then?
Cheers!
and he was short, and you can buy him now, he includes vanilla strawberry and chocolate ice cream...
probs the smallest dictator ever to walk the earth ;)
Cheers
Suzzi, do u even do VB ? hehe
Cheers!
No it wasn't. Pearl Harbor is an urban legend. Hollywood makes a movie and suddenly everyone thinks it's history. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
PEARL HARBOR WASNT BOMBED, ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE ****** !?
THERE ARE TAPES, SOUND RECORDINGS, AND TOMBSTONES, SURVIVORS AND WRECKS, OHHH YES MY FRIENDS, PEARL HARBOR WAS BOMBED, AND IT WAS DONE BY JAPAN!!!
I didn't say your stuff sucks. How would I know what your stuff does?Quote:
AND CAFEENMAN, YOU SAY MY STUFF SUCKS, READ AND LEARN SOMETHING!!!
CHEERS(I BLOODY GUESS)
Pfffffffffft.. next thing u will be telling me is that U571 was fiction!Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
No it wasn't. Pearl Harbor is an urban legend. Hollywood makes a movie and suddenly everyone thinks it's history. :rolleyes:
My father made a very observant comment the other day. He said that television viewing at this time of year was quite terrible and that a good war would liven things up :) So, all u tv stations out there... heed this advice... war = ratings :) And none of this fake moon landing trickery!
OK, now I'm really confused. First you say that Russia bombed Pearl Harbor (which never happened, btw) to stave off the affections of Germany.Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
By admirals i mean VERY GOOD SOLDIERS.
Then you say that Germany sent 1,000 admirals with sticks and shovels to take over Russia.
Next you say that Germany couldn't beat the Russians because winter came in the middle summer. Maybe I'm just a poor tactician, but it seems to me that 1,000 fat guys trying to beat down seven billion russians with sticks isn't a good tactic regardless of the season.
Also, soldiers are in the army and admirals are in the navy. So how do 1,000 admirals = good soldiers? I think you need to rewrite your program. This one keep raising terminal exceptions.
Actually, it's depleted U572.Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Pfffffffffft.. next thing u will be telling me is that U571 was fiction!
I bet u are a bloody no good non history knowing american caffenman or whatever ur bloody name is!
For your information Russia wasnt even in WW2. You are getting mixed up with the White and Red russians of WW1. Hitler and Ribbentrop signed a peace pact which kept Russia out of the war. And anyway, Hitler always had a soft spot for the Slavic peoples of the world .. some of the best workers.
Czechoslovakia was terribly rude to their german minority and deserved to lose Sudentenland and as for the Poles... the Germans only wanted their corridor to Danzig back. Granted, they made a 6 lane freeway instead of a donkey track. The Germans are so misunderstood. Interestingly, noone criticised the German invasion of France at the time.
How could he do that, when America wasn't discovered until the 1800's?Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
Napoleon was the dictator of france in the 1600s, he to tried to take world domination...
Cheers!
Maybe he strived for European domination?
And yes, I do VB at a night course, but I really want to become a doctor. Luckily History isn't important for doctoring, but I'm a dab hand with a kitchen knife, so I think I'd be well suited for surgery.
Wouldn't he have been better training them as Storm Troopers then, kinda like in Star Wars!Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
By admirals i mean VERY GOOD SOLDIERS.
Why would anyone criticise? Nobody likes France anyway. French people don't like France and we all know how Belgians feel about the place.Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
I bet u are a bloody no good non history knowing american caffenman or whatever ur bloody name is!
For your information Russia wasnt even in WW2. You are getting mixed up with the White and Red russians of WW1. Hitler and Ribbentrop signed a peace pact which kept Russia out of the war. And anyway, Hitler always had a soft spot for the Slavic peoples of the world .. some of the best workers.
Czechoslovakia was terribly rude to their german minority and deserved to lose Sudentenland and as for the Poles... the Germans only wanted their corridor to Danzig back. Granted, they made a 6 lane freeway instead of a donkey track. The Germans are so misunderstood. Interestingly, noone criticised the German invasion of France at the time.
I agree with you that the rest of Asia was rude to Germany and Germany had just cause for conquering it. But as has become widely known, Germany was only in it for the water beneath the surface. Other than that, they didn't really care.
If you've ever been to Germany, you'd want to conquer someplace else too. The weather there sucks.
LOL! I'm surprised at the number of people who actually believe that Pearl Harbor was a real event in history.
Man... *wipes tears*
wow... thanks for the laughs. :)
Next thing you know, everyone will believe an oil crew went into space and blew up an asteroid. Or even better, that America actually landed troops in Normandy during WWII.Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
LOL! I'm surprised at the number of people who actually believe that Pearl Harbor was a real event in history.
Man... *wipes tears*
wow... thanks for the laughs. :)
Amen! DeCaf man! :)Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
If you've ever been to Germany, you'd want to conquer someplace else too. The weather there sucks.
Wow! I always thought that Pearl Harbour really happened!
Thats what they taught us in school! Are you guys seriously suggesting that it didn't (P.S. I knew they never landed troops at Normandy though - We weren't even in the war at that point).
No, Pearl Harbor never happened. It was actually another one of those "modern artwork" exhibitions created by a wealthy artist, whose name I forgot.Quote:
Originally posted by Suzzi
Wow! I always thought that Pearl Harbour really happened!
Thats what they taught us in school! Are you guys seriously suggesting that it didn't (P.S. I knew they never landed troops at Normandy though - We weren't even in the war at that point).
His work was so convincing, that an urban legend was created by it... that the Japs bombed it, so on and so forth...
Caf may know better.
Wow! Thanks! I've been meaning to go visit Pearl Harbour, but it's such a long trip to Florida that I never got around to it. I would have looked really silly trying to find wrecked warships or whatever. Phew! Glad I didn't do that.
I always thought it was a bit strange that the enemy bombed a harbour. I mean, it's not like it's going to sink or any such thing? This all makes a lot more sense now.
Thanks.
But the internet said that it did happen, so it must be trueQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
LOL! I'm surprised at the number of people who actually believe that Pearl Harbor was a real event in history.
Man... *wipes tears*
wow... thanks for the laughs. :)
Yeah, I always wonder what to believe and what not.Quote:
Originally posted by Jamie-Lee
But the internet said that it did happen, so it must be true
That vbNeo guy had me going for a bit believeing that the Germans trained with Spades, but I think I've seen through that ruse.
Well, there are also people on the internet saying Bush is NOT a dickhead, so there goes it's credibility.Quote:
Originally posted by Jamie-Lee
But the internet said that it did happen, so it must be true
Suzzi, Mendhak, vbNeo - I was in the Army (U.S.) for almost two years before I got kicked out in 2001 for really unfair reasons. Therefore I'm an authority on subjects such as this.
First, Pearl Harbor was a staging point in WWII for Australia (who were our allies for a while) on their island hopping campaign to defeat Vietnam and I think Japan or China.
Second, Pearl Harbor is not in Florida. If you look on any map you can plainly see that it is just south of Alaska and California. It always amazes me that they say Alaska is so cold and Hawaii is tropical when they seem so close to each other.
Florida was not bombed by Germany until near the end of the war in total desperation.
Adolph Hitler was an Australian who was ousted from various private schools as a child for misbehavior. His family emmigrated to Germany in the late 1890's carrying everything they owned in a horse-drawn wagon. That was great for him, because his behavior was on par with the rest of Germany's kids, so he fit right in.
He made several close friends while attending medical school in Stuttgart (Rommel, Heimlich, Marshall Tito to name a few). Because of UN sanctions, Germany always had a water shortage which is why they decided to conquer Asia, starting with France.
I hope this clears it all up.
PS. Russia was on Germany's side until Germany wouldn't show them how to build cool tanks. So when Germany decided to invade Russia, the Russians nearest the eastern front packed everything up and moved to Pearl Harbor and thus Germany's supply lines were stretched to the point where they could no longer support their admirals. However, some German sympathisers did live near Pearl and often performed night ops to include some minor bombings and such.
What it all boiled down to was hollywood had a choice between trying to recreate blowing up entire forests with tanks and mortars (expensive) or blowing up a chow hall with a few sticks of dynamite. They compromised and made up a story about the Vietnamese bombing Pearl Harbor in AT-6 Texans.
I am so confused. Why did the Americans join the war then? I always wondered why they went to France, when it was Japan who bombed them
Bush isn't a dickhead! Here's proof!Quote:
Originally posted by No War!
Well, there are also people on the internet saying Bush is NOT a dickhead, so there goes it's credibility.
Think about it. Our ally (Australia, remember?) creates a monster and then acts cavalier about it - they even started gloating. It was pissing everyone off. So when they torpedoed the titanic, that was all the excuse we needed. I'll bet you didn't know that only about 20% of all australian sub crews survived the war. That's because they pissed of Yamoto and McArthy so they were getting it from both sides.Quote:
Originally posted by Jamie-Lee
I am so confused. Why did the Americans join the war then? I always wondered why they went to France, when it was Japan who bombed them
Australia torpedoed the Titanic? :mad: Why didn't we go to war against them???Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
Think about it. Our ally (Australia, remember?) creates a monster and then acts cavalier about it - they even started gloating. It was pissing everyone off. So when they torpedoed the titanic, that was all the excuse we needed. I'll bet you didn't know that only about 20% of all australian sub crews survived the war. That's because they pissed of Yamoto and McArthy so they were getting it from both sides.
Are u available for hire as a website designer?Quote:
We all seem to be missing one important point here-> .
We did! That was why we were actually having two wars at the same time. That's why it was called WWII.Quote:
Originally posted by Jamie-Lee
Australia torpedoed the Titanic? :mad: Why didn't we go to war against them???
In the pacific, we were at war with Vietnam. In the Atlantic, we were at war with Australia. In the mean time, Russia was stomping all over Germany and the French were cowering as they always do.
I thought it was the sinking of Lithuania that got americans pissed off at Germany... didnt they lose heaps of 'alleged' civilians on that?
If you'd like a similar page for your site, I can do it at a reasonable cost. Generally it takes me only a day or so to develop a page like that. Of course if you want extras such as keywords and tags and stuff, that will cost more.Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Are u available for hire as a website designer?
We all seem to be missing one important point here-> .
I think you're right. Sorry, I get all those blimps confused. Actually, it wasn't the Titanic at all. It was the Graph Hindenbig that we sunk (which was an accident, btw).Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
I thought it was the sinking of Lithuania that got americans pissed off at Germany... didnt they lose heaps of 'alleged' civilians on that?
Oh the humanity!
All of this is very funny
Well I've done some reasearch and read a few books about WWII and it seems the commonly held opinion is that the US staged Pearl habour in response to the Japanese testing their first nuclear bomb at nagasaki and when it went wrong and killed 100's of people they decided to accuse the US of dropping it on them. The US then blew up a few empty warships belonging to Hawai and blamed it on the Japanese.
Of course the Hawain people realised who had really done it but when the US invaded them and made them part of the federation it was too late for them.
That's exactly what I'm saying! Dubya is a dickhead, there's no doubt about that. So if you say on the internet that he isn't, then there is no way I can trust anything on the internet again!Quote:
cafeenman, youre mixing everything i said up! but anyways, i do NOT think pearl harbor was some fandy trick. The first moon landing MAYBE, but NOT pearl harbor, it's like saying no jues(sorry for bad spelling) were killed during WW2, that holocaust didn't exist(which is probably what you are going to tell me now, isn't it ?). And yes, WE DID have troops in normandy, D-Day was a reality. And bu the way, WW2 really existed, even though you might think it's all a big trick
Hehe, no bugging dude, but your site isn't... THAT nice :-).Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
If you'd like a similar page for your site, I can do it at a reasonable cost. Generally it takes me only a day or so to develop a page like that. Of course if you want extras such as keywords and tags and stuff, that will cost more.
Maybe a little HTML design practising was a topic ? hehe. J/K
(No wonder it only takes a day to build, i could do it in an hour or 2 ;))
Cheers
The landing on the moon was a hoax. You saw the flag flapping in the empty space and Louis Armstrong said it was a giant leap for mankind. You can't flap a flag in space, nor can sound travel in space. So it was all a setup.
We never said WW2 was a trick. You can't have billions of people blowing each other up and deny it ever happened. Besides, most of us aren't speaking German which means we won on aggregation.
Still, those Germans were wicked with their shovels.
Had a great laugh visiting that site, thanks :-).Quote:
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