Virtual Pub now open

Printable View

Show 60 post(s) from this thread on one page

Oct 24th, 2002, 04:06 AM
Aphrael

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Heres your Tea Aphrael.

Aphrael.....would you like some dancing men?

Thanks and No Thanks :). Dancing men are so clumsy... I'd rather dance myself ;)
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:09 AM
venerable bede

Just make sure you dont get carried away and fall off the table.

The Pubs not insured for such events.

HERES YOUR GUINESS !! WALLY
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:17 AM
Wally Pipp

cheers ! :hic:
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:22 AM
Nightwalker83

BURP

oops sorry pardon me:p
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:22 AM
Aphrael

*puts on her boots and steps on the table*
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:26 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by Aphrael
*puts on her boots and steps on the table*

Forgive if my mind start wondering:p
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:27 AM
venerable bede

STAFF NEEDED - ENQUIRIES TO THE MANAGER PLEASE

A Variety of Staff required to help run this busy city centre Public House.

Positions Available:

Bar Staff
Lion Tamers
Erotic Dancers
Monkey Riders
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:35 AM
ashay

Quote:

Originally posted by Aphrael
Thanks and No Thanks :). Dancing men are so clumsy... I'd rather dance myself ;)

wanna dance with me M'aM...... :)

regds,
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:38 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by ashay
wanna dance with me M'aM...... :)

regds,
ashay

Stay away from her she's mine:p
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:44 AM
Aphrael

Quote:

Originally posted by ashay
wanna dance with me M'aM...... :)

regds,
ashay

depends... :) can you do country dancing? Let's do the Twist!
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:46 AM
ashay

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Stay away from her she's mine:p

i dun believe u......i want to hear thez words from the LADY herself.....

regds,
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:46 AM
Aphrael

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Stay away from her she's mine:p

*sighs* so many men 'owning' me...:rolleyes:
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:47 AM
ashay

Quote:

Originally posted by Aphrael
depends... :) can you do country dancing? Let's do the Twist!

i m elated :) :)

put on sum music mate......n here we go !!

regds,m
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:56 AM
Aphrael

Quote:

Originally posted by ashay

put on sum music mate......n here we go !!

*puts on the Honky Tonk Twist*
c'mon, join us, Nightwalker83!
Oct 24th, 2002, 04:58 AM
Bonker Gudd

You don't want to dance with him :mad:

Come here and dance with my pole :)
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:00 AM
ashay

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
You don't want to dance with him :mad:

Come here and dance with my pole :)

dun be so mean.....this girl is really sweet :)
u can join us.....

regds,
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:02 AM
ashay

hi,

man......look at that Aphrael dance...........**WHISTLE**....she really knows her steps.....:)

This place is awesome......

regds,
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:03 AM
venerable bede

Are you guys all blind!!

Cant you see that Aphrael is in fact a big sweaty bricklayer from the Netherlands.
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:06 AM
ashay

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Are you guys all blind!!

Cant you see that Aphrael is in fact a big sweaty bricklayer from the Netherlands.

hmmm....but dat doesnt change my mind.....

is this pub open 24 hours.....??

regds,
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:12 AM
venerable bede

Opening hours vary.

However I have found that after locking up the premises certain customers of mine still manage to get in.

I have never figured out how they do this but as long as they dont damage anything I cant say I mind.

I usually leave a bowl of milk out so help yourself.;)
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:12 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by Aphrael
*puts on the Honky Tonk Twist*
c'mon, join us, Nightwalker83!

THANX:)
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:12 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Are you guys all blind!!

Cant you see that Aphrael is in fact a big sweaty bricklayer from the Netherlands.

I don't mind :p
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:14 AM
Aphrael

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Are you guys all blind!!

Cant you see that Aphrael is in fact a big sweaty bricklayer from the Netherlands.

Thank you, Venerable bede. *bows fluently*

*swacks Venerable bede on the head with her hat*
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:16 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by Aphrael
Thank you, Venerable bede. *bows fluently*

*swacks Venerable bede on the head with her hat*

I hope you put a couple of bricks in that hat of yours:p
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:16 AM
ashay

hi,

APHRAEL....tell me when u tired.....will get u a drink

regds,
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:17 AM
venerable bede

Nice boots Aphrael.
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:17 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by ashay
hi,

APHRAEL....tell me when u tired.....will get u a drink

regds,
ashay

Forget that I'm shouting everyone:)
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:18 AM
ashay

Quote:

Originally posted by Aphrael
Thank you, Venerable bede. *bows fluently*

*swacks Venerable bede on the head with her hat*

hey...dun hit him...............oh no...u did :eek:

u need to relax a bit.....

regds,
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:20 AM
venerable bede

Announcement

By popular demend.....Nightwalker in particular we at the Virtual Pub are pleased to announce that:

Jesus4U Lapdances at 12:00

Thats right ladies and gents the Apostle himself we strip for your pleasure.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:21 AM
Nightwalker83

Aphrael,

What material are you boot made from?
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:22 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Announcement

By popular demend.....Nightwalker in particular we at the Virtual Pub are pleased to announce that:

Jesus4U Lapdances at 12:00

Thats right ladies and gents the Apostle himself we strip for your pleasure.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

IROFL:p
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:24 AM
ashay

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Announcement

By popular demend.....Nightwalker in particular we at the Virtual Pub are pleased to announce that:

Jesus4U Lapdances at 12:00

Thats right ladies and gents the Apostle himself we strip for your pleasure.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

hope he doesnt start a DEBATE while stripping :(

regds,
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:25 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by ashay
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

hope he doesnt start a DEBATE while stripping :(

regds,
ashay

He's not being payed to talk:p
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:26 AM
Aphrael

All going a bit too fast now. Need food... *off to lunch*
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:28 AM
Stefan Raab

I want 2 lesbian boats from swillogoldon.
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:29 AM
Aphrael

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Aphrael,

What material are you boot made from?

Leather, pure leather of course. and some wood for the heels.
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:32 AM
ashay

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
He's not being payed to talk:p

he starts whenevea he gets an opportunity......n i bet he has sumthing on his mind for his show 2nite ;)

BTW.....APHRAEL....y did u rush out for lunch....we get some nice stuff ova here too ....

regds,
ashay
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:35 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Leather, pure leather of course. and some wood for the heels.

Oh ok:)

Quote:

Originally posted by ashay
he starts whenevea he gets an opportunity......n i bet he has sumthing on his mind for his show 2nite ;)

BTW.....APHRAEL....y did u rush out for lunch....we get some nice stuff ova here too ....

regds,
ashay

She just didn't like the thought of seeing J4U in the nude:p
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:44 AM
venerable bede

Hey Nightwalker.

I have to nip out. Can you look after the bar for me when I'm away.

Help yourself to any booze you may need.
oh.......The bar snacks are in the small cupboard below the till.
Oct 24th, 2002, 05:46 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Hey Nightwalker.

I have to nip out. Can you look after the bar for me when I'm away.

Help yourself to any booze you may need.
oh.......The bar snacks are in the small cupboard below the till.

Sure Thing:)

Show 60 post(s) from this thread on one page

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:15 PM.