Hmm that makes sense why they disappear into their rooms for a while and all I hear is "oh god.. oh god... give it to me baby.."
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Hmm that makes sense why they disappear into their rooms for a while and all I hear is "oh god.. oh god... give it to me baby.."
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Jesus convinces Gary Larson to do cartoons of Stalin rather than cows.......
OMG :eek: just in..... J4U rushed to Hospital with multiple burns. Apparently he showed this thread to his bible group, cracked a smile over the dildo one, and his fellow christians attempted to drive Satan out of him.........
Hmmm I wonder if they tried to drive Satan out of him with the same implement :eek:
Until he started saying "oh god, oh god, more...................."Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Hmmm I wonder if they tried to drive Satan out of him with the same implement :eek:
Currently he is researching membership of the Sisters of perpetuial indulgence.... wait till Rev Nile gets a whisper of that one.........:eek:
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Er...that's mu spare baseball bat your feeling timmy....
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And this baby has only ever had one female owner...she only used it for driving to church on sundays...
I understand your guys' humor. I used to JOKE around like this but then several years ago when I realized the LOVE that Jesus Christ has for all of us by paying the penalty of death for our sins I reconsidered. And you should too.
No.... don't need to thanks....... any God I could beleive in would
have to have a great sense of humour;)
He better...if not, your all ****ed..Quote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
No.... don't need to thanks....... any God I could beleive in would
have to have a great sense of humour;)
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Dude, you're going to hell!
I think I just died laughing over this thread :D:D
Going to hell, naturally ;)
Yeah he's a top bloke to have a beer with but... just between you and me and the walls, he thinks J4U is a goose....Quote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
He better...if not, your all ****ed..
I think he put it something like
"Frigging wombat, create beer and babes, and what do these blokes do, get down on their hands and knees, feel like giving em a bolt of lightening up the arse. Oi Jethro your round, and get bloody Jesus one too.....";)
GAHAHAHAHAHHAAQuote:
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YEAH! **** **** GOD DAMN ASS ****ING ***** ***** **** ****ER! Wait I don't think this is metal :eek:
Found this image (just today, before finding this thread) on other forums... Somebody got in a flamewar with somebody named "je5us" or so..
And used this image.
I foresee another barrage of "conversion" threads by J4U coming up in the near future so all you sinners are herewith warned. ;)
Being born again sounds like serious business... i cant imagine never being able to laugh again at Everybody Loves Raymond, David Letterman or the Nanny.... hmmmmmm :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by jesus4u
I understand your guys' humor. I used to JOKE around like this but then several years ago when I realized the LOVE that Jesus Christ has for all of us by paying the penalty of death for our sins I reconsidered. And you should too.
Or ppl from Adelaide.......Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Being born again sounds like serious business... i cant imagine never being able to laugh again at Everybody Loves Raymond, David Letterman or the Nanny.... hmmmmmm :rolleyes:
Quote:
Originally posted by jesus4u
I understand your guys' humor. I used to JOKE around like this but then several years ago when I realized the LOVE that Jesus Christ has for all of us by paying the penalty of death for our sins I reconsidered. And you should too.
Mmmm. Another good reason not to convert. Apparently you have to sacrifice your sense of humour to follow god.
I prefer Buhdism.
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Wax on, wax off.
you guys mock the patience and love of God.:rolleyes:
no not at all, just stupid jokes...;)Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Being born again sounds like serious business... i cant imagine never being able to laugh again at Everybody Loves Raymond, David Letterman or the Nanny.... hmmmmmm :rolleyes:
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Despite his fabulous sun-tan all the local kids used to make fun of Lazarus. Today they've cellotaped a huge rich-tea biscuit to the back of his head.
:D
No. We mock utterly rediculous looking pictures and statues of god..there is a difference.
More like mocking the people trying to make easy money out of religion :(Quote:
you guys mock the patience and love of God
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkkk :rolleyes: ;)
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Because of his tendancy to spit when talking, no-one wanted to sit across from Jesus at the dinner table. This almost always resulted in fights.
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Just then Maddonna burst onto the stage and started belting out her No. 1 hit, "Like a virgin...."
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The disciples always fought over who got first lick of Jesus' ice-lolly.
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The naughty cherubs where always trying sneak a peak up Mary's dress.
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Saint Francis would NOT be going back to that barber again!
found a new home SD ? :p
Just keeping my hand in! :p
your hand or ... :eek:
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Buy the new jet-pac jesus action figure. Press his chest button and see the flames shoot out.
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Guranteed to brighten up any living room.
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Mary's crown was somewhat heavier than she had expected.
SD is experiencing kindergarten again :D
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Normally, with blood stains like these my clothes would be ruined.
But with new and improved Daz-Ultra the stains come out first time!