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Originally Posted by umilmi81
it seeems someone jus got bangalored!!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by umilmi81
it seeems someone jus got bangalored!!!!!
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???...
If you uninstall Wife 1.0 does it cause your system to restart? And if you install Girlfriend 2.0 it installs a Trojan just in case Wife 1.0 get back on the system.
.....:)
Haha, just seen this, that's great :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sunnypalsingh
You trolling the depths of history today?
Indeed i was.
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary and those who don't.Quote:
A programmer fell in a lake and drownded to death. There was a rescue boat nearby but they didn't know what was going on because the programmer kept on shouting "F1 F1 F1 F1"
Q. What did one web developer say to the other?
A. "Duh, I done a fart. hurrr hurrr hurrr." *Dribble*
Don't let this thread go to ashes now
Here's another one
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you
can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it
or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his
artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.