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Originally posted by denniswrenn
My lover's d1ck is too small, or maybe the baseball bats I used last time were too large...
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
My lover's d1ck is too small, or maybe the baseball bats I used last time were too large...
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
My dick is too small
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
My ******* is too big
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Originally posted by aknisely
My mom's ******* is too big
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
I turned my gerbil into a tiny fluffy *******.
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
I turned my carrots *******
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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
I am stupid and think carrots have *******s
I am stupid get carrots up the *******
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Originally posted by Skitchen8
I love carrots up the *******
Who brought up this carrot thing? And don't quote me. :mad:
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Originally posted by filburt1
Who brought this carrot thing? I love it up my ass! And don't blow me I have no ****... :mad:
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How old is she?
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Originally posted by aknisely
How long is your *****?
I thought she was legal m'lud!!:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by aknisely
How old is she?
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Originally posted by RSINGH
I thought she was a woman before i saw her!!:eek:
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Originally posted by Skitchen8
I've got two helicopters and a deckchair in my lunchbox today.
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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I've got two hookers playing with my lunchbox today. Coz no one else will
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Originally posted by RSINGH
Will you be my friend please??
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Originally posted by aknisely
Why have my testicles turned brown?
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Originally posted by aknisely
Will you be my special friend?
*slobber slobber*
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Originally posted by Gaffer
Why have my balls receded into my groin?
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Originally posted by RSINGH
Will you be my wife, kovan?
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Originally posted by RSINGH
Will you be my special friend, pretty please?
Because I don't have any :(
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Originally posted by aknisely
Here comes Kovan with a knife :eek:
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Originally posted by S@NSIS
Here
comes
Kovan
with
a
knife
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Originally posted by RSINGH
Here comes kovan with a can of birth control pills and a pillow. Maybe he did get my letter...
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Originally posted by aknisely
Here comes kovan with a can of birth control pills and a condom. Maybe he *did* get my *love* letter...
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Originally posted by S@NSIS
I smell burning kerosene....
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Originally posted by aknisely
I love the smell of napalm in the morning....
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Originally posted by S@NSIS
I want to sleep with Robert Duvall.
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Originally posted by aknisely
I want to sleep with Kovan and have his babies :D
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Originally posted by S@NSIS
No, I want to sleep with kovan and have his babies!!!!!
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Originally posted by aknisely
I have already slept with Kovan and I'm expecting his baby in a few months!!!
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Originally posted by S@NSIS
I have already slept with Kovan's babies and I'm expecting his mom in a few months!!!
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Originally posted by S@NSIS
I have lizard children!!
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Originally posted by S@NSIS
I wish to be part of Kovan's Harem
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Originally posted by RSINGH
I wish to be part of ANY Harem
What's a harem?
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Originally posted by aknisely
What's a brothel?