Post Race!

Well considering I was organising the concert I just cut it anyway :) I was singing anyway so it's not a problem...will just go back for a guest appearence next year :p

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I work on the F-22 program at Edwards Air Force Base. I belive you are misinformed but enjoy the airshow anyway! I used to work on the B-2 (awesome project!) and you will probably see some of them!

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oh great... your working on a matter of national security... im moving to Russia :D lol
I thought that there was a problem with the terrain warning system. I thought thats why that one crashed with the test-pilot when he ran it into the ground. Ill check my sources again tonight (i got a whole library of plane books in my room). Sounds like you have a fun job, what do you do??

I'm glad to hear it wasn't a total loss Parksie!

Eric,

During the fly off competition on the YF-22 (lockheed) and the YF-23 (boeing), there was a problem and one was damaged during landing. The test pilot was not hurt though. That was back in 1995. There have been no further incidents with the F-22.

I design and develop a web based front end used by the engineers to analyze post flight data.

Yeah, using Active *cough* Server *wheeze* Pages *collapses in a fit of coughing* :p

Yeah, not a total loss. We did a couple of Beatles songs (Eleanor Rigby / When I'm 64)

Active X components rock young one!

I'm glad to hear someone still remembers the classics!!

Excuse me while I go and get Linux/PHP/Apache out ;)

We prefer some of the older stuff...Billy Joel, Duran Duran, Beatles :)

No Ozzy?????????

If you want :) I didn't want to overload the server by showing my musical tastes :) Long post, that :D

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If you want :) I didn't want to overload the server by showing my sexual tastes :) Long post, that :D

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Thanks for sparing us the embarrassment;)

Methinks I was misquoted... :D

Anyway, I'm sure you wrote the Karma Sutra in a past life, but declined to finish it off because of contract negotiations :rolleyes:

Wheeee....

Ah...welcome new Post Racer! Prepare to have your sanity folded, twisted, spindled, and mutilated :D

funn...........

Hello Hampster.....watch out for some of the members of the Post Race...they are really into small, furry animals.........if you get my drift;) :rolleyes:

Now, that was between me, you, and the pet shop. I held you to your word of silence there, Katie :rolleyes:

*gulp* :D

I'm sorry, Parksie......I guess I shouldn't tell him about the inflatable......err......ummmmm........nevermind:rolleyes:

can hamsters sue for hamster abuse? :p

Katie - :D

Hampster - not sure, don't think they have rights as such...at least, I think Gary hopes not :p

Only if you are one of the hampsters that used to run on the VB-World Server wheels.:D

:D

I Demand the right to vote! *Takes out those lil signs and sqeaks that around the white house*

Just what we need...another rodent in the White House:rolleyes:

*sits on the other side of the pond*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...erm...sorry :rolleyes:

If you're just going to laugh at my unfortunate circumstance I'm going to go home!!!!!!!!!!!:( ;)

I'll see you on Thursday...keep up the good work while I'm gone!:D

I'll try my best!

Night Katie! :)

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can hamsters sue for hamster abuse? :p

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if you try parksie will pull out his vibrating member and beat you to death!!

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I'm sorry, Parksie......I guess I shouldn't tell him about the inflatable......err......ummmmm........nevermind:rolleyes:

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her name was inflatable ingrid... its only a few pages back :D

katie... now that your back i figure well be at 20,000 in a few weeks

sorry... my posts are a lil late, just noticed that we are on a new page :D oops

yes i am.... and whats that bout my web page?? whats wrong w/ it

Hay! I'm Addicted http://www.footyforums.net/board/ima...ilies/nuts.gif

hay hay :eek: :mad:

Ho Ho

It's like Christmas in here.

Morning grapple-fans.

bah humbug.




td.

only 167 shopping days left till christmas :p :)

Mawning :)

:confused: Stewed Bicycle

UK lads own this house.



td.

*Slaps BG with side of bacon


I have Mullet for tea last night - delicious it was too meoldmate...

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UK lads own this house.



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keh, yeah...

Gaffer scratches his name on the side of his PC...

*scratches his name on the side of Gaffer's head*

We do indeed own this place :D

*slides hand gently over Gaffer's Mullet* :p

Katie won't be pleased we've taken over :eek:

:mad:

Just bought an electric pump, I've got bored of blowing up Dorris the inflatable sheep all the time :p ;)

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Bite your tongue young man! Those are F-22 Raptors....definitely American Made right here in the good old US of A AND they can outmaneuver a MIG ANY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Welcome back Katie (a bit belated :D ). Hows it going ;)?

A guess the F-22 is supposed to be 'stealthy' as well - with better avionics and visibility for the pilot (both allegedly poor on the MiG-29).

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outmaneuver a MIG

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The old F-15 could turn 12gs but since the pilots blacked out at 7gs (or redout the other way up:mad: ) this caused a bit of a problem :p)

Only 7gs? Wimps :p

I'm sure I could manage more than that even without one of those cool little suits :D

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Nothing's wrong with it. They look good. It was a compliment. Is that ok? I mean, It's the best damn web site I've ever seen!!!!!! That's all. Is that so wrong?

Can I say Eric's website is the best? Better than anything?:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

So when's the MP3 player going to be done? I hope it has pitch control, that is my favorite feature on mine.

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o... sry thought that there was something wrong wit hit... thx considering it didn't take me all that long... i got some help from prog_tom w/ that site, but im currently designing my own that I hope will be a little better.... the MP3 player should be completely done by next month, if not before. It already has pitch control, i am working on a slider to show song position, and a repeat function to repeat it when it is over.

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Only 7gs? Wimps :p

I'm sure I could manage more than that even without one of those cool little suits :D

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yep... sure :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

hi everyone top of the mornin to you all... no... you damned BRITS do not own this place... us americans do!! (figured id start a fight just for the hell of it)

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Only 7gs? Wimps :p

I'm sure I could manage more than that even without one of those cool little suits :D

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I guess if you weigh ~70 Kg then 7g is about the weight of a Mini (~0.5 tonnes) resting on you ;) Disappointingly a g-suit only adds one-g to what you can take (say Katie and a PC in the mini) :)

:mad: I eat yanks!

okay... you do all your cannibalism stuff... ill be shootin up the country :D

Yeah, but that's over your entire body rather than just crushing you :)

A pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried chicken and a pizza hut

A pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried chicken and a pizza hut

Mcdonalds, and Wimpy
Kentucky Fried chicken and a pizza hut

Mcdonalds, and Wimpy
Kentucky Fried chicken and a pizza hut

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A pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried chicken and a pizza hut

A pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried chicken and a pizza hut

Mcdonalds, and Wimpy
Kentucky Fried chicken and a pizza hut

Mcdonalds, and Wimpy
Kentucky Fried chicken and a pizza hut

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I guess you are replying to my one and not the one above this:)

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Yeah, but that's over your entire body rather than just crushing you :)

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The main problem is that the acceleration either draws blood away from your brain (black-out) and your heart suddenly has to effectively pump the blood with a pressure head the equivalent of a couple of meters instead of 30 cm . .

OR if you are the other way up puts it it at too high a pressure (red-out)

If you are put on your back in a suitably shaped couch Mercury capsule style you can stay conscious up to 12G and apparently lift your whole hand to reachg the controls of the control your vehicle! The force has to be dorso-ventral and remain pretty much on-axis though.

The limit is supposed to be about 25g s - about the level that you can lift your finger at but nothing else (I guess to tell the centifuge operator what you think of him);) 25gs is about the same that you would experience in a 30mph car crash into a solid object

OK stop talkin maths & science. I had enough of that, I'm out of school for 8 weeks now, I don't expect lessons from u guys. All I wanna do is, sit back, relax, have a Stella, play CS and watch the occaisional porn vid.

Could be fun to see just how much pummelling I can take :p

Ric - fair enough, good point...now where's my copy of netscape...

ok im home to where my drunken antics have.are to tmebe taken place......... helllo all yopu people aththat are alerp. amd if yut ar are awake wll fuc,ua all1!!!! :D:D:D:DE:3