that sounds delicious
not yet :p
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that sounds delicious
not yet :p
How can it be 85 degrees outside and I'm still freezing? somebody help me!!!!!!!!!! Anyone got any socks I can borrow? How 'bout some gloves???
i practically never freeze my hands and toes, i could send you all the socks and gloves i have
Thanks! I'd appreciate it!
Pity.
Do you think I'm being unreasonable:( , but this is the thread I dropped into this morning.
http://forums.vb-world.net/showthrea...threadid=68939
Now looking back at his other answers he doesn't really seem to have anything better to do than become a self appointed gardian of righteousness, and one of the things I find distasteful in others in over zealousness. Ireland was suffocated by zealous people forcing their views on others and I thought that as a species we had learned to be nice to each other by now.
Maybe I'm in the wrong, but why can't we all just hug and be nice!!!:cool:
Anyway this is way to serious for the post race, so I'll interject with:-
Whats the difference between a woman and a volcano.
A volcano doesn't fake eruptions!
SD
Just my random after lunch thoughts.
Ah, I feel better now that I have that off my chest:
Q. How do you make a woman orgasm?
A. Who cares?
Q. Whats the difference between a cadbury's cream egg and a blonde?
A. You have to pay 25p to lick out a cadbury's cream egg:eek:
Tee Hee
SD
Q. What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the sea.
A. A start
Q. What do you call a lawyer parachuting
A. Skeet (clay pigeons to the Brits)
Ahhh, yes feeling very intolerent of Blondes and Lawyers today (apart from the fact my wifes a blonde and one of my mates is a lawyer)
SD
Nope not unreasonable at all..........just perverted!:p
Well i don't like lawyers either, not because of any particular reason, but i'm just that way today. And i hate blondes (sorry all present ones)
Yeah! I do have a fairly twisted sense of humour;)
It's like the time they wouldn't send my brother his membership card for the Royal Society for Protection From Cruelty To Animals after I altered his application before he put it in the post. I think it was probably the "kitten stomping" under interests anfd hobbies that nailed it!
SD
Whoa there K....hate is a pretty strong word....I know you don't mean that! here are other options..
I dislike intensely
I loathe
I can't tolerate
I don't care for
I wouldn't go near one with a ten foot pole (not implying that you have one, of course..merely an expression:rolleyes: )
try any of these instead of hate....please!
Not that that's a bad thing, of course!:pQuote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Yeah! I do have a fairly twisted sense of humour;)
What if you hate ten foot poles?
please note the little p instead of the capital P....
no disrespect toward people of the Polish persuasion intended in any way shape or form!
i'm really sorry katie :(
i'll rephrase: I love blondes
ok, hmm, that's not true though, i could say that thats a feature that turns me off, if thats the correct phrase to use
Well spotted. In fact one of the chaps I met for lunch is a 6' Pole, and he's a good mate.
SD
Claudia Schieffer.... mmmmmm. licky goodness.Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
i'm really sorry katie :(
i'll rephrase: I love blondes
ok, hmm, that's not true though, i could say that thats a feature that turns me off, if thats the correct phrase to use
not that it matters but I'm not blonde.....I just see the word hate used an awful lot in here when what they really mean (or at least I hope so) is that they don't care for etc.
I also don't like the way people say "I love Metallica" etc. when that's not what they mean either.........
geesh....what a picky old broad I am today :rolleyes:
I can't believe we haven't hit page 300 yet!
SD
almost!!!!!!!
no i agree with you katie, i'm usually using those words very rarely and i agree that i was using it wrong.
there are exceptions though (but they are not many), i have to look up Claudia Schieffer on altavista
*yawn* I really need to move to a country where taking a nap after lunch is encouraged.
I'm too full and I can't think properly....plus my eyelids keep drooping. I need a pillow and a blanket! The only thing keeping me awake are my popsicle toes.........oh and your wonderful conversations too!:)
mmmmmm, I wish I could look up Claudia Schieffer, but thats a pleasure thats reserved for her boyfreind and her gynachologist:pQuote:
Originally posted by kedaman
i have to look up Claudia Schieffer on altavista
SD
hmmm
i'd say 3.24 on scale from 0 to 10
Just where has page 300 got too?
I'm sure it's round here somewhere.
SD
I hope you're using the horse scale.Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
hmmm
i'd say 3.24 on scale from 0 to 10
i.e. It would take 3.24 horses to pull me off her:p
SD
why is that, you'll find them anywhere anyway.
a pillow and a blanket, that would have the opposite effect right?
SD I just posted some good advice for you on the Love thread;)
http://hjem.get2net.dk/avatar/gal/cl...hiffer_004.jpg
I'm coming honey. I hafd this picture on my wall for years. (Of course mine had a few more stains on it.....)
SD
i'm being very strict usually i could get more than 5 decimals :p dunno where you can get 0.24 of a horse.
if someone wants me to look twice i need more than 8
that's one of the better pictures of her, 6.112
Where are the Mel Gibson pictures? I demand equal time!;) :p
Katie,
Thanks for the rules. They're almost strict enough.
Kedaman,
Strangely theres a ranch near us with a big sign outside saying "horse quarters". Now I know what they really mean, but I wish I had the balls (drunk enough?) to go up to the door and say "Yes, I'm here to buy a quarter of a horse, the hind left if you have one available, we're having a bit of a bar-b-q."
:p
As for ole Claudia, shes also a multi-multi millionaress, now thats got to be worth a couple of extra points.
SD
So how old is your daughter?
page 300?
nah, money has it's specific dimension, and i keep them separate. well, horse meat must be very tasty i guess, haven't tried but moose and reindeer.
yep, 38 until 12k
My beautiful girl.
My daughters only a year and a half, but it's never too early to start sharpening the ole axe.
SD
nope, she looks good