The Golden Chair

"The Hiiilllllls are aliiiive with the sound of grass"

I heard a rustle in my hedgehog.....everybody take cover!

My eyeballs are beginning to hum!:cool:

Now appearing in the Rumpus Room: The Mitred Munchkin Minuet


*please hold applause until further notice*

I am Mungo, your legendary Kangaroo installer :cool:

&ltscottish&gtThere's a moose on the loose aboot this hoose!&lt/scottish&gt :D

I can hear you through my eyelids. :cool:

there is a strange familiarity of the nostril flatulence brought on by your insanity :D

The pearls are very upset with you. :mad:

There are drunken lobsters on my roof again :(

Eschew the radical range chickens!

my sunflower seeds have sprouted gnomes from the Antarctic :eek:

while whistling wave to the wind

Watch Willie wonderfully wave whilst wandering waywardly with Wanda :D

Robert pulled a fridge from the nether regions and out of the hands of a huge one-eyed clawing demon and mused "This will look cool on the staircase".

I've been caught faking it with the photocopier.

My chickens are holding a sit-in near the blue cooker. :(

Yo yo mitsiru.

Apparently the outermost chunks of Monkey gland are appearing on the Swiss embassy's potato during the next moon cycle.

Careful, he has a loaded leprechaun gun !

I love my new RAV4! It logs bicycle plastic in varsity picnic date-rapes!

Conan the dwarf is the new pickled hose champion!

The sacrificial cock-roaches will be read at dusk in the court yard of Atlantis.


Please R.S.V.P., this is a black undie affair

I caught a large gibbon in my turn-ups.

My telephone ate a rotating valve :(

BEWARE!

You are entering a Kebab Clamping Area

Always document the radishes in complete sentences.

My prized V14 Cow Magnet takes magnitude samples of clasped cheeseloaf :cool:

I've moisturised a giant squid :(

It spins and goes round and round like craisins. Cranberry raisins vous etes sur le point de decourvrir une collation sensation exquise - les Canneberges seches sucrees Crasins(r)

Mary wears an orange bandana.

Snuff out the font types with tear gas I say ! :mad:

Many faceted tulips run when the seagulls call :cool:

There is something phishy about phlowered phlippers :D

You can't beat a nice dollop of camel batter :cool:

Texas jellybeans frolick in my wilderbeast.

I'm a rabbit in your headlights
Scared of the spotlight
You don't come to visit
I'm stuck on this bed

Thin rubber gloves
She laughs when she's crying
She cries when she's laughing

Fat bloody fingers are sucking your soul away

I'm a rabbit in your headlights
Christian suburbanite
Washed down the toilet
Money to burn

Fat bloody fingers are sucking your soul away

If you're frightened of dying and then you hold on
You'll see devils tearing your life away
But, if you've made your peace
Then the devils are really angels
Freeing you from the Earth... from the Earth

White worms on the underground
Caught between stations
Butter fingers
I'm losing my patience

I'm a rabbit in your headlights
Christian suburbanite
You got money to burn

Fat bloody fingers are sucking your soul away... away... away..

Hey that's great, but who are 'The Chefs'?

Great googley-moogley...

Please finish peeling the pickles before you start throwing the turnips.

I'm conspiring with Elvis. Those pandas don't stand a chance.

My carrot's got hiccups again :(

Stop meandering about the philharmonic salad shooter!

:p

The joy of acting in a pendulum's kitchen...

:D

The neurotic haggis tweeter awaits your displeasure :mad:

The Radiant Lobster Comission is adjourned ! :-pok-:

I'll shave your interstellar etnobadger bongos for free ! :cool:

They leave the grid on the pathway and then charge a rhino

They ceased to gossip the bilgewater and the vinegar ran over:(

I'm your freshly banged overdipper :cool:

Phabio pheverishly phondled Phelicia's phabulously phlat phonetic phestering pheet :eek:


No I don't have a phoot phetish ... I'm into belly-buttons :D

Be careful - there might be camels. :eek:

...And with that comment the owls immediately departed!

I keep my apricots in a green box.

Air them out every once in a while to avoid confusion.:)

I expunge the moose-tipper with a velvet chenk and sodium.

The everclear pineapples are quite tipsy!:cool:

Pah, you call that a pineapple?

Only when the Bosnians cleave the aardvark's bookstore.