Two Word Story

bad wind :lol:

and piles

of toxic

owl droppings

and VD

but then

the monks

, naked nuns

and Shrek

's bum cheeks

parted to

reveal dark

urinating lemmings

with bad

weird smelling

toe nails.

My favourite

sausage buttys

toasted bread

for fun

. Oh well

, dog's dead,

carpets red

,eat bread,

hunt deer

and sleep.

Wow ornaments

on Christmas

with shiny

red T-Shirts

pink round

circle balloons

and sacks

of ****

.Bodwads bum

lost control

and shat

fudge puppets

in the

river nile