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The nuns fight like manic manic people, the midgets hurl pint glasses at everyone, Gary reincarnated wiizzez over anyone under 16, Mathew kelly tosses turds at everyone and the monkey seems to be having a wail of a time.
VB decides that enough is enough. It is 5:oo and VB needs his tea.
Hold the fightr till tomorrow.
I'll be back
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
*Bodwad wakes up looking like s***!!!!
Oh my word why do i hurt all over??? :( :( :( :(
And what are these whip marks???? :eek: :eek:
Wait a minute they seem to say something.......
it says
Quote:
VB Was Ere
Gingernut was Ere
NW Was Ere
And As you can tell Bodwad was Ere
Oh my god fellas how could you do such a thing after those nuns nocked me out, i am now really worried as to why my bum hurts!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
That's what happens when you give a monkey to many steroids. The monkey couldn't control its self.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
*Bodwad wakes up looking like s***!!!!
Oh my word why do i hurt all over??? :( :( :( :(
And what are these whip marks???? :eek: :eek:
Wait a minute they seem to say something.......
it says
Oh my god fellas how could you do such a thing after those nuns nocked me out, i am now really worried as to why my bum hurts!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I forgot to tell you guys.
Its a proboscus monkey. They are renowned for having very large penises.
Poor Bodwad.....BOTWAD more like.
*Bodwad Attacks VB
I hate you and you damn monkey :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
*Bodwad grabs a Bannana from the fruit bowl and places it down VB pants
Here Monkey monkey monkey :D :D :D
*The monkey bounds over and down VB's pants, vbs face turns red and he screems in pain as the monkey gets over excited.
F****** hell it is big isnt it VB :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*VB can no longer stand and is crawling around in agony as the monkey leaves with a big smile, and a bannana for a snack
REVENGE IS SWEET :D :D :D :D :D
Oh and NW
YOUR NEXT
we must let the monkey rest a while ;) ;) ;)
I thought I'd torched this place ...
/flicks match in barrels of beer.
Well, it is now ... sayonara ! :evil:
VB hobbles over to Wally. Grabs the little git by the ears, straps him down and invites the monkey over for game of hide the sausage.
Wally is very sore and very angry.
Now Bodwad where is NW. I have a fresh banana!!
:confused:
Little git ? I'm 1m90 and I eat geordies for breakfast, lunch and dinner !
Try me ...
*Bodwad bites Wally
URGGHHHH YOU TASTE HORRIBLE!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Thats the last time i try you :D :D :D :D
Bodwad did tell me that you liked eating men.
Lets scare him off and tell him we are members of the munch bunch!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
I have an idea.
You hold Wally down and I'll castrate him.
Then we can jump on Gingernut and sew Wallys gonnads onto Gingernuts forehead for a laugh.
How're you planning to do that with broken limbs ?
*Bodwad Pulls out Boris the flame thrower
ITS TIME TO PLAY :D :D :D :D :D
*Bodwad sets wally pip alight With a manic look of glee on his face
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Huh ? You were fried to a crisp last time I saw you. Besides, your little pathetic flame doesn't hurt me :grin:
*Walks in wearing one of Nightwalkers dresses*
Hi boys ;)
Bodwad shoves Boris up wally pips behind and lets rip some flames, Wally Pip Explodes in one giant bang!!!!
But wait a minute nothing seems to be around that could be his remains i think we have just witnessed a space time anomaly!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
WHERE'S Wally Pip
P.s Look out for the book coming out soon :D :D :D :D
Jes Bodwad.
I didnt realis you where a Physa, Phizza, Fizzasis.......................................
MAD SCIENTIST.
LOOk what you did to Wally:
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/herve.monteils/lapin2.jpg
He doesnt look well.
Where's my geordie repellant ? They're getting slightly annoying :evil:
Jesus4U is an excellent repellent against Geordies.
And his following of Nuns :D :D :D :D :D
Stop saying the "N" word!!!
Hmmm VB you hungry we could have some roast rabbit and then some Gingernut cake for pudding, Ill make the cake while you get wally pip in the Oven
:D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;)
*Bodwad Lunges for Gingernut with a Kitchen Knife :o :o :o :o
I'll have some of your Gingernut cake but I aint eating the Fuc#ing rabbit.
Oh yea i F***** gingernut too....
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Oh s*** you didnt say what i thought you did!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Boy, no wonder I'm so tired all the time.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Oh yea i F***** gingernut too....
Between the Dress wearing, Nuns and being eaten you must be a very confused chap.
So Bodwad......you like Fuc@ing Rabbits do you.
enough said.
time to start up the ol' chainsaw again. Now then lads, which part should I cut off first hmm ?
I've never had a bunny. I can never catch the buggers!!!Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Between the Dress wearing, Nuns and being eaten you must be a very confused chap.
So Bodwad......you like Fuc@ing Rabbits do you.
enough said.
*Bodwad Knocks Wally Pip out
Right form an orderly queue and you can all have a turn, This bunny aint running away :D :D :D :D :D
*Bodwad puts Wally Pip into a Dress
There you go Gingernut just for you :D :D :D :D :D
This pubs getting very anal.
That wasnt really my intention but while I'm here I'll go first.
How do you intend to knock me out with your arms, legs and head cut off ?
Or even without ...
Your observation should inform you that vb is currently VERY close behind you and that in fact you already have been knocked out!!!!
For your sake and to save you the pain...
*Bodwad Wacks wally pip on the head again and knocks him out *AGAIN!!! :D :D :D :D
Hmmm i think i will help myself to the cider while you four enjoy yourselves :) :) :) :) :)
Everyone knows that in the cartoons at least you should never F@ck with the Wabbit.
The Wabbit always wins in the end.
Thats all folks
He says while doing it!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :mad: :mad: :mad:
I am dissapointed in you VB the police knocked on the door and you didnt answer it!!!
Why???
Is it because its after hours and we shouldnt be here????
I know i will go and ask them :D :D :D :D
*Bodwad Starts towards the door
Sundays Suck!!!
ill have a choclate milkshake (im still 12)
Gary Glitter will be pleased :)Quote:
Originally posted by seec77
im still 12
Run Run for your life Gary will smell you from a mile away :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Gary starts banging on the door
OH NO HERE HE IS :eek: :eek: :eek:
STAY BACK YOU BEAST
*Bodwad uses boris as a deterant
HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(