Being less fortunate creatures than yourself do you not feel any duty of care towards the gentle natured and relatively harmless herbivores?Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
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Being less fortunate creatures than yourself do you not feel any duty of care towards the gentle natured and relatively harmless herbivores?Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Nah, you can't trust cows. They hang around in gangs wearing leather jackets.
No, Bambi, I'm saying exactly what I said. I didn't mention anything about how a cow looks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
Taft was notoriously rotund. I don't know whether or not it is true, but I have heard that he had to have a special bathtub installed in the White House to handle his girth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
Cows are found on every continent other than Antarctica, and found in very large numbers. By any objective measure, they have proliferated far and wide because humans make use of them for so many things (I have heard that there is no part of a cow that is not used for something). Individually....life is longer than a mayfly, but not all that long and often not all that good. As a species....it's been a terrific success.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
I think I'm going to frame this in my office.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
I think I'm going to frame it in terms of a question.
You can't trust cows? They hang around in gangs wearing leather jackets?
There, beat you to it.
Don't any of you have jobs?
Sorry for getting all serious - backs away from the room...
What's a job.
I've been writing a natural language name processing algorithm all day long - had to use a SortedDictionary for like the second time in my VB.Net experience.
I'm not getting paid for this work today - but it's still a job. I like to call it an investment...
I am expecting a "paying" couple of hours doing a jQuery "create and process" Anthem-health-insurance-cards screen - delivery promised for tomorrow. Got all the SQL written just have to wire some buttons to "create" SPROCS and make a grid for showing who is getting printed this week. Little side screen for adding ADHOC people with a "card print count" option (so dad can get cards for the kids off at college).
I got completely loss with that statement.
I remember 30 years ago flying a kite with some friends in a big field - and the little "cow" 300 feet away turned out to be a young bull and he didn't want to stop once he decided we were his destination.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
That makes it more exciting.
I just got back from a cookout at work. Now I'm half asleep and working on the other half.
Here you are Shaggy:
Code:Public Class Body
Public Sub Abort()
Me.Finalize()
End Sub
''' <summary>
''' Puts the body to sleep.
''' </summary>
''' <param name="increment">Time, measured in minutes, that the body sleeps for.</param>
''' <remarks>Be sure not to call Body.Abort during this method.</remarks>
Public Sub Sleep(ByVal increment As Double)
Console.WriteLine("Zzz")
End Sub
End Class
Body.Abort...classic.
Cows are great! I love watching them standing in the field wearing nothing but a muu muu.
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Dang! There I go objectifying cows again.
And who could forget Disney's Clarabell cow?
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That is a funny attachment.